"I'm hungry"
"Me too"
"Let's get some pita bread"
"But I have no money"
"Let's BREAK INTO SOMEONE'S FUCKING HOUSE"

The burglar probably saw Rock Band 2 and said,

"Aw, geez! Aw, Gawd! Rock Band on Wii! Holyshit! Awww, hell! I gotta get the hell outta hell! Aw, the poor bastard! Gawd! Fuck man! Aw geez!"

With all respect, Rock Band 2 is great on Wii, but it just lacks the DLC.

NOTE: I don't think I live near you Syphon.

Have you ever seen that show 'It takes a thief'? Comes on at 4 PM (East coast baby!) on Discovery. That show literally teaches you how to be a thief .

They are defiantly amateurs. Drilling through your lock? They could just wrapped a towel around their hand and punched the hell outta a window. And they prolly took 20-25 minutes, another amateur move. The guy on the show could clear an entire house in 5 minutes. Wii and all.

I would suggest you try and watch that show. After the guy breaks in, they set the family they just robbed with a whole new security system. Maybe get a few tips from that.

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Being a theif is too easy, if you have homemade explosives

Guess what teachs you how to make those too....

Anything other than you?

And if I were to rob a house, I'd just bash in a window like Conspiracy said or pick a lock (which is just as easy). Explosives are a bit... stupid to me. It's like telling the house owner that you really needed to use effort to get inside.

The Television

You're lucky only 4 pita breads were stolen and that all of your stuff in the basement was perfectly intact.


If your house was that easily broken into, then that means your house security sucks. It doesn't matter if the people are scared shitless of you or your dad. If they had a gun or any weapon with them, none of that would matter; only the treasures that reside in your house.

At least almost every house where I live here has some security program, like ADT or something. Every time people leave the house, they always arm the security. When people come in from the front door or garage, the alarm will sound but you have like 30 seconds to enter the security code and disable it. Otherwise, the alarm will notify the security headquarters and they will call your house. If no one picks up (or if the burglar picks up and doesn't answer the security question or whatever) then they will send cops or something. But usually, as soon as you hear the alarm, you'll start running.

After a break-in at my neighbors', we didn't set up a security system.

Instead, we bought some 'Secured by ADT' yardsigns and window-stickers to scare people off. Obviously not as effective, but it is better than nothing.

That security system fails... It takes about 5 minutes for a burgalur to rape your house and about 6 minutes for all that secuirty to kick in and save your valuable objects.

@Kellimus; Firstly, fuck you. Secondly, nothing was stolen, so I must have some pretty fucking good karma, eh? Idiot.


It has the DLC... I have tonnes of DLC.


You can't punch through windows at my house to break in. The only window reachable from the ground that is physically possible to go through is right on the street, and would be so conspicuous to my neighbours as to not be funny. All the other windows are so low that you'd severely cut up your body trying to go through, or so high you'd need a ladder. The doors are metal, and the garage is not attached to the house.


@Other two, I live in the west end of Windsor, which is basically a microcosm of the west end of Detroit. No one has security systems. If they have a gun, a security system won't matter, and the best I can do is beat them as senseless as possible in the close quarters before I get shot, or run.

That is why you need to have a guard pet. Prefferably a cat.

Oh, I have one of these bad boys.

A FUCKING SCHNAUZER?
Fuck that.

Get one of these:

Bull Mastiff motherfuckers.

My brother got married 2 hours away from home last summer. My aunt drove my dad's car back in the morning. Not two hours later, I come home to find the car missing, the front door wide open, and probably $300 worth of change/jewelry missing. What really angers me is about $50 in bicentennial quarters missing...

We got the car back after it was abandoned on the side of the road a week later. Thankfully the guy didn't take any of the numerous wedding presents just sitting in the family room.

I thought that your carma's a bitch only if you're a bitch. But whatever.

It's always the one who has the highest gaining of that crime.
gainings:
- food -> some hungry people
- proving "bravery" to others (maybe because of your father) -> some stupid person with at least 1 "friend"
- chance of sell an expensive security system because your family has money and can buy one -> your resident security system sellers

that's pretty senseless.... I would be confused as hell, too.

If I actually wanted a guard dog, I'd go Irish Wolfhound.




I believe the man in the first picture is around 6'4".

I would be too afraid that he would try to crawl into be at night and suffocate me. I'm pretty sure I'm not bench pressing that dog off my face, or chest. lol

I just wanted to ask... but is RockBand a cool game? Or is it overrated?

It's a better version of Guitar Hero (Random number here)