The Lightrider and his winged BMX are here to slay these incompetent fools and their lord.

May the light protect us.

Show me anyone who can not be harmed via spork.
Flails? Poleaxes? Maces? Mauls? Naginata? Bo staves? Throwing daggers? ... Meteor hammers?

The Dark Side still has ninjas.

Did i mention i'm a pirate and a descendant of Bruce Lee?

...but not sporks...we're totally screwed...

Oh, wait, we have t3h Banhammer!!

ok maybe we don't, but I can pretend

Enjoy your future fury attacks.

Tacgonl is here to join the fight for great justice.

You can pay me through PayPal, in the form of internets.

>Tacgnol
>evil cat but you're posting in the Light thread


What.

Evil lord but you're posting in the Light thread.

What.

Y'all came in my thread, so I'm all up in yours.
IM IN UR THREAD CORRUPTIN UR WARRIORZ

Thank you, my friends.


We shall hold firm in our objectives; no threat you can make will deter us from the Light. And to you, poison, I offer the advice of caution: My slow and painful death will not be so easy to bring about as you desire.

Better to be crushed by the consequences of our own stand than to be enthralled for eternity to a Master. Some day you will realize the terrible mistake you have made by selling your soul, and on that day, you will hope I am still "wasting my time."

Zany, you have stood since the beginning, which is a worthy contribution to our cause, but I ask you to renounce your Lordship. The Evil Horde has laid claim to "Lords" and "Masters" and as such we should recognize it as a symbol of their oppressive influence over one another. In the Phalanx of Light, we should have no Lords or Masters, but only free men who share righteousness.
Additionally, your eagerness and valiance is admirable, but the task we have undertaken is not a contest of blood-spilling. We should offer peace and redemption at every turn, and only spill our enemies blood when necessary, not charge head first and willing into battle. Calm yourself, for the true battle will be won or lost not on the battlefield, but in the hearts and souls of men.

Your corruption has no influence here. Our warriors know better than to fall for the promises you will inevitably break.

I have men under my command who call my Master and Leaderman. While my title may offend you, 'twould offend moreso the humble fellows who seek a better life than what they can find on their own, if they could not call me that which they see me as. I speak of the brave men of RCDF. And they are not alone in bestowing titles upon those who lead them. For we, too, call you King and look to you for guidance. Whether you like it or not. Sir.
If it pleases you, I will change my title to Knight of the Mighty Spork, but it would grieve me greatly.


DISCLAIMER
Any injury that may occur due to the use of the Mighty Spork on Vrael due to any further complaints on Light not being entirely good and indeed qather bloodthirsty are not to be attributed to RCDF, it's associates, or any of its employees. RCDF is not liable for any damage caused by the Phalanx of Light.


You speak noble words, but what use are noble words when you canst see thy guts spilt all over your white robes? We may be Light, but we are not perfect. If you accept our blades/arrows/shotty shells/assorted other weapons, then you accept our fighting prowess, before which the Horde cowers. TO ARMS, BROTHERS!

tl:dr NO U. Sir.

NOOOO YOU STOLE MY IDEA

I hereby claim this thread in the name of myself and, to a lesser extent, the Horde.

You all sign up for the Phalanx of Light thinking that a conflict on the SEN battleground between Light and Dark would be epic; and, indeed it would. However, each of you, why join the losing side in such a conflict, knowing full well that the losers face oblivion, and the winners, paradise? Is this not the most important decision of your lives, whether to give your soul to Aster (where it gets transferred to Rexy's bank account) or to Vrael, a mere mortal? Why by hasty? I, for one, will fight for the Horde, and in the aftermath will enjoy salvation. You tools of Vrael will fight on the Great Battleground and lose, competing with the organization that once held Voyager in its grip. I wish you luck. You'll need it.

Fix'd. So, tell us, why ARE you on the losing side?
Vrael. No question there. Why would I languish in Rexy's empty, echoing bank account when I could be in paradise?

Fix'd x3.
NO U!
And Voy can't be held, it's a force of nature.

I have said what I wanted to. If you decide that the best response to me is simple quote-replacement spam, so be it. My message will get across.

Also: Isn't it odd that my signature contains the perfect rallying banner for your cause?

Yeah, Aster already knows that you're our secret agent in the evil horde.

I shall not give myself to an empty cause for you, JaFF. My banner is of no consequence; I must stay with the horde.

/playsworldstiniestviola

I'm not changing anyone's words. I am merely quoting exactly what the person in question said, no more, no less. I find it ironic that the spork guy doesn't feel the need to be honest in his dealings. Moreso, I think you are corrupting your society by yourselves, and don't need much of my help.

I bid you good day as you ruminate on those facts.