We have never changed. Waiting silently amongst the masses over the years, infiltrating the ranks, flitting in and out of the shadows and alleyways of SEN.
We are many. We are one. We are powerful. We are those who destroy what is good and pure, those who can find you inside your own mind and eradicate your own awareness of your existence, those who fight the war that will erase the history of the cosmos, and create it anew.
We are the Evil Horde.
I am Aster, supreme commander of the forces of darkness since time immemorial, since being granted by unfathomable power by Tazzy the Emissary.
For those of you who have followed us since the days of Clan <HA> and through Maplantis and numerous iterations of SEN, it is time once again to rejoin your compatriots in the ranks.
For those who are just stumbling upon us ... we have an offer for you.
In exchange for pledging eternal fealty to the Higher Evils and transferring ownership of your soul to us, we will grant you immortality (unless of course you are struck down by the Forces of Light in the line of duty). Aside from this, you will of course be on the winning side of this struggle, when the day of reckoning comes.
We shall prevail. We have the undead. We have the demons. We have the Outer Gods. We have the Zerg. We have innumerable other minions. We are virtually unstoppable.
To gain a position in the Horde, simply ask. If I consider your request to be reasonable, it shall be granted, providing your soul is in an acceptable condition and not already pledged to some other cause or deity. Showing devotion to our goals will further your career advancement through the upper levels of the Horde.
But why be evil, you ask? I beg you consider: What more pleasurable an activity exists than being the dark cloud of a sun-drenched day, being the only demon-possessed teenager in your high school, looking at so-called Satanists and knowing definitively that they will not be spared when you rain fire upon this puny world?
If that doesn't sound appealing to you, well then, I honestly don't know what to tell you.
- Aster
Lord of Evil, Wickedness, Vice, Sin, and Malevolence
Overseer of Chaos, Death, Darkness, Disease, Destruction, etc.
Dylar IV Branch of the Evil Horde
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