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Aug 4 2009, 4:05 pm
By: Aster
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Aug 4 2009, 4:05 pm Aster Post #1



You remember us.
We have never changed. Waiting silently amongst the masses over the years, infiltrating the ranks, flitting in and out of the shadows and alleyways of SEN.
We are many. We are one. We are powerful. We are those who destroy what is good and pure, those who can find you inside your own mind and eradicate your own awareness of your existence, those who fight the war that will erase the history of the cosmos, and create it anew.
We are the Evil Horde.

I am Aster, supreme commander of the forces of darkness since time immemorial, since being granted by unfathomable power by Tazzy the Emissary.
For those of you who have followed us since the days of Clan <HA> and through Maplantis and numerous iterations of SEN, it is time once again to rejoin your compatriots in the ranks.
For those who are just stumbling upon us ... we have an offer for you.

In exchange for pledging eternal fealty to the Higher Evils and transferring ownership of your soul to us, we will grant you immortality (unless of course you are struck down by the Forces of Light in the line of duty). Aside from this, you will of course be on the winning side of this struggle, when the day of reckoning comes.
We shall prevail. We have the undead. We have the demons. We have the Outer Gods. We have the Zerg. We have innumerable other minions. We are virtually unstoppable.

To gain a position in the Horde, simply ask. If I consider your request to be reasonable, it shall be granted, providing your soul is in an acceptable condition and not already pledged to some other cause or deity. Showing devotion to our goals will further your career advancement through the upper levels of the Horde.

But why be evil, you ask? I beg you consider: What more pleasurable an activity exists than being the dark cloud of a sun-drenched day, being the only demon-possessed teenager in your high school, looking at so-called Satanists and knowing definitively that they will not be spared when you rain fire upon this puny world?
If that doesn't sound appealing to you, well then, I honestly don't know what to tell you.


- Aster
Lord of Evil, Wickedness, Vice, Sin, and Malevolence
Overseer of Chaos, Death, Darkness, Disease, Destruction, etc.
Dylar IV Branch of the Evil Horde




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Aug 4 2009, 4:14 pm BiOAtK Post #2



My Lord Aster -
Having since joined the Evil Horde during my inhabitation of the underwater Grotto known as Maplantis, as a Lord of Cruelty, I have since dedicated my life to that of one of evil; namely, pushing small children infront of speeding vehicles. However, I was sorely disappointed when the Horde became inactive - Not dead, as it never shall be, but inactive. Now that it has come to a time where such evil is neccassary to exist, and come together, I will gladly rejoin your ranks officially, this time as a Master of Plague.

Always for the Horde,
BiOAtK



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Aug 4 2009, 4:39 pm Echo Post #3



I forgot what I posted as in the old forums. :P



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Aug 4 2009, 4:39 pm JaFF Post #4



I was, am and always will be Lord of Man-Eating Jam. >:)



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Aug 4 2009, 4:42 pm Centreri Post #5

Relatively ancient and inactive

I will reclaim my age-old position of Lord of Darkness. And if this position isn't respected in rank in this new heirarchy, something bad will happen. Check the last two threads or whatever if you want to know how high up I was last time, I want to be at least that high up this time. OR ELSE. :sly:

Also, I'll be out in Norway for eight days. Cheers. :D



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Aug 4 2009, 5:00 pm Biophysicist Post #6



Greetings, my lord. I would like to apply for a position in your organization. My specialties are developing superweapons of ultimate doom, kidnapping attractive women, and kicking puppies. I also enjoy burning stuff.



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Aug 4 2009, 5:39 pm Phobos Post #7

Are you sure about that?

I would like to reclaim my position of Lord Of Blood And Bone...
If you remember, I think you promoted Farty and then gave that position to me. Meaning, I am Phobos, I just changed my name.




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Aug 4 2009, 6:59 pm EzDay281 Post #8



I am totally and completely the Lord of Obstinance, and nothing you say will ever change that!

...
Not really. I just had to do something like that since I was afraid noone else would.

Though I always was and always will be, in a totally unaffiliated manner since before I saw anyone else doing the "Lord of" thing, the Self-Proclaimed Lord of Insanity.



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Aug 4 2009, 7:58 pm lil-Inferno Post #9

Just here for the pie



Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 4 2009, 8:34 pm by lil-Inferno.




Aug 4 2009, 8:42 pm Aster Post #10



BiOAtK >>> Master of Plague (the Cancer that is killing SEN ;))
Centreri >>> Lord of Darkness
Almost Alive >>> Lord of Blood and Bone
EzDay281 >>> Lord of Insanity, 'cause I'm making it official.
TassadarZeratul >>> Lord of Doom
lil-Inferno >>> Lord of Defeat and Dereliction (sounds far better) and Commander of the Undead Host

I'm going to keep the hierarchy to myself for now until we get more members pledged. :D



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Aug 4 2009, 8:44 pm Mr.Camo Post #11



Why am I not on there anywhere?!



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Aug 4 2009, 8:46 pm Echo Post #12



Omg it's Mr.Camo!!11!11!1!1111oneone



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Aug 4 2009, 9:02 pm Aster Post #13



Pick yourself a rank, good sir (or rather, evil sir). You have not been forgotten.



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Aug 4 2009, 9:13 pm Mr.Camo Post #14



I'm down for sin.

We used to rule this joint.



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Aug 4 2009, 9:59 pm FatalException Post #15



Is Lord of Baby Munching a viable position? Perhaps Duke of Infant Ingestion? :P



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Aug 4 2009, 11:24 pm Aster Post #16



Mr. Camo >>> Lord of Sin
FatalException >>> I think that qualifies as Lord of Cruelty?

Throwin' it back to the signature images:





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Aug 5 2009, 12:12 am DevliN Post #17

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

Haha I used to be Lord of Hatred/Spite.

http://doodle77.dyndns.org/staticsen.php?st=38755



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My Overwatch addiction.

Aug 5 2009, 1:48 am Aster Post #18



Unholy shit... I forgot all about Static SEN. Want that rank back DevliN?



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Aug 5 2009, 1:57 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #19

Just here for the activity... well not really

Lord of Trickery & Ignorance, I recall from maplantis



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Aug 5 2009, 4:47 am Excalibur Post #20

The sword and the faith

Excalibur, Lord of Greed And Gluttony

>:3




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