I wanna post a riddle .

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Jul 7 2009, 9:28 pm by lil-Inferno. Reason: no u

He clearly uses a tesseract to warp spacetime and gets the food.

but you edited after my edit.

@Inferno: Post away.

There is a puddle of water, shards of glass, and sand at a scene where something, or someone, was killed. However, no blood was apparent. What was killed?

Time!?

Fish. Goldfish

Correct. The bowl was knocked over, producing the shards, and the fish died from lack of water. NEXT RIDDLE!

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 7 2009, 9:34 pm by lil-Inferno. Reason: No edits but... THE GAME!

What cheese is made backwards?

(Someone else....post a good one. Please)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 7 2009, 9:38 pm by Hug A Zergling. Reason: Damn you inferno.

Edam. Someone else can post a riddle for me.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

Devilesk.

EDIT: Time?

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 7 2009, 9:48 pm by Hug A Zergling.

The answer is pressure.

^{_{Thank God for Google...}}

Wrong!

To jamal's riddle, the rope is tied in the middle of the "room" and unholy is on one end of the room while the food is on the other, therefore, since the rope is 15 feet, he is effectively 30 feet away from the food, while the 15 feet from where he is to the middle is 15 feet, and the other 15 is from the middle to the food. EZ.

and to echo, it's pressure... if you want an explaination i'll be happy to give it. just not right now.

I know the answer is pressure but that's not the answer to the riddle.

Fear?

How?

I turn polar bears white -- Pressure in the poles cause them to be white? To be honest I don't know.
and I will make you cry. -- People sometimes cry under pressure.
I make guys have to pee -- Pressure in the bladder makes people pee.
and girls comb their hair. -- Girls submit to peer pressure and comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid -- Some celebrities crack under pressure.
and normal people look like celebrities. -- Some normal people shine under pressure.
I turn pancakes brown -- Pancakes turn brown with pressure.
and make your champagne bubble. -- Champagne bubbles due to pressure.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop. -- When there is too much pressure, things will pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop. -- Your ears 'pop' under pressure (IE: when you're on an airplane).

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 7 2009, 9:57 pm by lil-Inferno. Reason: NO. U.

Answer is No.

Someone else can go.

*sigh*

the answer is yes... the question at the end... can you guess the riddle... yes i can guess the riddle...

anyone else heard the elephant riddle? its quite fun, but only if no one knows it.

Clever. Now post a riddle.