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Badassery

Dec 12 2008, 4:57 pm
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Dec 12 2008, 4:57 pm

rockz Post #1

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

So I was looking up random stuff on wikipedia, and I came across the Winter War, where Finland completely decimated the Soviet Union's poorly trained soldiers, when I saw that one guy had 542 confirmed kills, and like 200 unconfirmed kills.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H�yh�
Holy crap! Of course, that led to me finding this gem of a site. I present to you the Badass of the Week.

If you've ever enjoyed those "extreme advertising" pictures (ie... look at this fucking mouse!), you'll enjoy this collection of BAMFs.

"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Dec 12 2008, 5:22 pm

Fisty Post #2

I was surprised that this wasn't about the guy who turned back a whole German Division in WWII by himself.

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Dec 13 2008, 12:41 am

Centreri Post #3

Relatively ancient and inactive

I don't think Simo's the most badass sniper ever, though he had the most kills. He was facing very poorly trained troops in the war of Finland, as shown by the fact that they lost. Now, those that were fighting against (as opposed to with) the Germans on Eastern Front must've had a much harder time of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Sidorenko
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Surkov

The Axis were much better trained in the beginning of WWII (The SU closed the gap later on, but still wasn't really even skill-wise).

The Soviet Union defended, yes, that's a funny website. My brother'd shown it to me before.

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Dec 13 2008, 10:12 pm

ClansAreForGays Post #4

moar

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html
"We're being taught to hate downwards"

Dec 13 2008, 11:30 pm Mr.Camo Post #5

I love how balls-out they go in their descriptions. I love this shit.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/taylor.html

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Dec 14 2008, 1:15 am

ToA Post #6

Que Sera, Sera.

I love how i don't care

Dec 14 2008, 1:20 am

Generalpie Post #7

Staredit Puckwork

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ToA

I love how i don't care

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Dec 14 2008, 2:08 am

NudeRaider Post #8

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

Then why do you fuckin' post? This shit rockz!!

Dec 14 2008, 2:21 am

FatalException Post #9

They use "balls-out" waaaay too much. It kind of reminds me of Maddox...

Quote from

ToA

I love how i don't care

You don't care about anything, emo kid.

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Dec 14 2008, 2:39 am

Falkoner Post #10

It wouldn't be so friggin' awesome if they didn't describe it so, but it is, so nice find

Quote

Quote from

ToA

I love how i don't care

You don't care about anything, emo kid.

/Agree

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Dec 14 2008, 2:42 am

ToA Post #11

Que Sera, Sera.

Quote from

FatalException

They use "balls-out" waaaay too much. It kind of reminds me of Maddox...

Quote from

ToA

I love how i don't care

You don't care about anything, emo kid.

no, this person is an emo kid, i wouldn't label my self anyway because it's fucking stupid.

Dec 14 2008, 2:53 am

Ultraviolet Post #12

You're definitely an emo kid. And aren't emo kids always whining about labels? I think Ex whines about labels a lot too.

Dec 14 2008, 2:56 am

ToA Post #13

Que Sera, Sera.

Quote from name:NerdyTerdy

You're definitely an emo kid. And aren't emo kids always whining about labels? I think Ex whines about labels a lot too.

I don't whine about labels, cause they're nothing.

Dec 14 2008, 3:04 am

Ultraviolet Post #14

Whatever you say, emo kid.

Dec 14 2008, 3:05 am

ToA Post #15

Que Sera, Sera.

Quote from name:NerdyTerdy

Whatever you say, emo kid.

Dec 14 2008, 3:08 am Mr.Camo Post #16

Back to the badassery.

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Well all of a sudden PFC Vlug saw some whacked-out shit rolling down the street towards him. It turns out that there were a pair of Japanese tanks headed his way, looking to break through the U.S. roadblock and fuck some shit up big time. Dirk took one look at this and was like, "Aw hell naw, bro". He left his posh country-club community-style guardhouse, abandoned his portable TV, grabbed his bazooka and six rockets and ran out to let those fuckers know exactly what was up for really real this time.

PFC Vlug, having left his fortified position, calmly walked towards the enemy tanks as they tried to blast the shit out of him with their machine guns and 37mm cannons. Not surprisingly, they couldn't hit the side of a barn if they were parked inside of it, and Dirk just fearlessly walked up to the first tank, took a big puff off his cigar, cracked his neck to the side and then fired his bazooka one-handed at the Japanese tank, blasting the shit out of it.

After seeing this dude with a bazooka blowing their comrades up, the crew from the second Japanese tank opened the hatch and came piling out after Dirk. Once they were all out of the tank, they pulled out huge ass samurai swords and those crazy white headbands with the Japanese sun in the middle of them and started yelling the Japanese equivalent of, "I kill you, motherfucker!" while charging towards PFC Vlug. In one swift motion, Dirk flicked the lit cigar into the eye of one of the Japanese dudes, quick-drew his .45-caliber Colt 1911 from his thigh holster and plugged another Japanese tanker right between the eyes. The Japanese, totally freaked out by this, ran back into their tank to try and turn the 37mm on him. Dirk laughed, possibly said some sort of witty James Bond-style one-liner, popped another rocket into his bazooka and blasted the tank into the stratosphere.

Dec 14 2008, 3:40 am

Excalibur Post #17

The sword and the faith

Quote from name:NerdyTerdy

You're definitely an emo kid. And aren't emo kids always whining about labels? I think Ex whines about labels a lot too.

I'm actually indifferent. Proceed as you will, I like seeing someone besides myself insulting ToA for a change.

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Dec 15 2008, 12:14 pm

MadZombie Post #18

Quote from Mr.Camo

I love how balls-out they go in their descriptions. I love this shit.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/taylor.html

I don't. Then again its kinda hard when Im comparing to cracked writers. :ego:

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Dec 19 2008, 1:22 am

rockz Post #19

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

Quote from

FatalException

They use "balls-out" waaaay too much. It kind of reminds me of Maddox...

Quote from

ToA

I love how i don't care

You don't care about anything, emo kid.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/maddox.html

"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Dec 19 2008, 4:23 am

UnholyUrine Post #20

Molly the Cow = Holy motherfucking shit outta balls

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