[align=center][i][size=24][color=#FFFFFF]G[/color][color=#B5B5FF]alactic[/color] [color=#FFFFFF]G[/color][color=#B5B5FF]unner[/color][color=#FFFFFF]z![/color][/size][/i][/align] [line=75] [align=center][url=http://www.warbox.us/tuxmaps/Galactic%20Gunnerz%20v1.scx]Best. Map. Evar![/url][/align] [line=75] [quote][size=14][color=#86EE59][b]FAQs:[/b][/color][/size][list] [*][b]Tux why did you make the file so large?[/b] Because I hate all humanity. [*][b]Wow Tux! This owns! How did you get to be so awesome?[/b] A steady diet of beef and daily beatings. [*][b]Can I use the map's sounds/triggers/terrain/itself for my map?[/b] I dunno. Can you? [*][b]Tux the game/sounds/music/buttsecks runs too slow. Fix it please.[/b] lol! [*][b]Argh! It's too hard! I can't click fast enough and/or don't know how to use hotkeys and/or can't use a mouse. Halp![/b] lol! [*][b]Can I have your babies tux?[/b] They [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal]cost 30 pounds each[/url]. [*][b]This map is awesome. You gonna make more of it?[/b] You obviously didn't play it through to the end. [*][b]This map fucking sucks! YOU MADE ME LISTEN TO THE BUTTSECKS SONG! WHY?![/b] See answer to question #1. [*][b]Tux you do realize that one's choice of ISP (Comcast or otherwise) is not strictly a factor in the elapsed download time of a map over battle.net from a hosting player, right?[/b] Um. Comcast sux lol. [*][b]Tux I noticed a few prob...[/b] HEY BITCH I HAD TO FUCKING LOOK UP GOATSE AND GAY PORN TO MAKE THIS SO YOU'RE GONNA PLAY IT AND YOU'RE GONNA LIEK IT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT! [*][b]Tux the map has...[/b] For any other questions or concerns, please redirect them [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU]here[/url] and I'll address them shortly. Thank you![/list][/quote] ^ From the 'official' FAQ. :P [line=75] [size=14][b][color=#86EE59]Overview:[/color][/b][/size] This is a defense map. Basically. It plays out a bit simpler than most maps I'm used to making, but clocking at one and a half months in the making, it's not really what I'd call a simple map anymore :lol:. Commentary aside, let's just say you'll need to try it out and make up your own mind on it. Muahahaha! :P [size=14][b][color=#86EE59]To play:[/color][/b][/size][list] [*]Build units at your Starport to fire projectiles. Use projectiles to stop enemy units from reaching the end. [*]Right click with your Starport to aim projectiles (minimap works too). [*]Projectiles cost gas. Gas recharges gradually over time. [*]Build additional Starports with your SCV to increase your gas recharge rate. [*]Build tech buildings and addons to unlock new types of projectiles. [*]Projectile types are as follows:[list] [*][b]Quick Shot [i](Wraiths)[/i][/b]: Small damage against all enemies in a small radius. 1 gas each. [*][b]Trim Shot [i](Dropships)[/i][/b]: Special damage; shaves off the HP of strong enemy units, thus turning them weak. 1 gas each. [*][b]Power Shot [i](Science Vessel)[/i][/b]: Medium damage against all enemies in a medium radius. 3 gas each. [*][b]Explosive Shot [i](Battlecruiser)[/i][/b]: Heavy damage against all enemies n a large radius. 7 gas each. [*][b]Penetration Shot [i](Valkyrie)[/i][/b]: Special damage; indefinitely kills weak enemy units, but halts against strong units. 2 gas each.[/list][/list] Enjoy! [b]P.S.[/b] Free IQ points for whomever correctly identifies the message behind this map.

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FAQs:

• Tux why did you make the file so large? Because I hate all humanity.
  
• Wow Tux! This owns! How did you get to be so awesome? A steady diet of beef and daily beatings.
  
• Can I use the map's sounds/triggers/terrain/itself for my map? I dunno. Can you?
  
• Tux the game/sounds/music/buttsecks runs too slow. Fix it please. lol!
  
• Argh! It's too hard! I can't click fast enough and/or don't know how to use hotkeys and/or can't use a mouse. Halp! lol!
  
• Can I have your babies tux? They cost 30 pounds each.
  
• This map is awesome. You gonna make more of it? You obviously didn't play it through to the end.
  
• This map fucking sucks! YOU MADE ME LISTEN TO THE BUTTSECKS SONG! WHY?! See answer to question #1.
  
• Tux you do realize that one's choice of ISP (Comcast or otherwise) is not strictly a factor in the elapsed download time of a map over battle.net from a hosting player, right? Um. Comcast sux lol.
  
• Tux I noticed a few prob... HEY BITCH I HAD TO FUCKING LOOK UP GOATSE AND GAY PORN TO MAKE THIS SO YOU'RE GONNA PLAY IT AND YOU'RE GONNA LIEK IT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!
  
• Tux the map has... For any other questions or concerns, please redirect them here and I'll address them shortly. Thank you!

^ From the 'official' FAQ.

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Overview:
This is a defense map. Basically. It plays out a bit simpler than most maps I'm used to making, but clocking at one and a half months in the making, it's not really what I'd call a simple map anymore . Commentary aside, let's just say you'll need to try it out and make up your own mind on it. Muahahaha!

To play:

• Build units at your Starport to fire projectiles. Use projectiles to stop enemy units from reaching the end.
  
• Right click with your Starport to aim projectiles (minimap works too).
  
• Projectiles cost gas. Gas recharges gradually over time.
  
• Build additional Starports with your SCV to increase your gas recharge rate.
  
• Build tech buildings and addons to unlock new types of projectiles.
  
• Projectile types are as follows:
  • Quick Shot (Wraiths): Small damage against all enemies in a small radius. 1 gas each.
    
  • Trim Shot (Dropships): Special damage; shaves off the HP of strong enemy units, thus turning them weak. 1 gas each.
    
  • Power Shot (Science Vessel): Medium damage against all enemies in a medium radius. 3 gas each.
    
  • Explosive Shot (Battlecruiser): Heavy damage against all enemies n a large radius. 7 gas each.
    
  • Penetration Shot (Valkyrie): Special damage; indefinitely kills weak enemy units, but halts against strong units. 2 gas each.

Enjoy!



P.S. Free IQ points for whomever correctly identifies the message behind this map.

<3 That's all i have to say.

<3
That's all i have to say.

The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff. :lol:

The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff.

[quote=name:JaFF]The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff. :lol:[/quote] lolwut

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The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff.

lolwut

The message is: lolwut?

The message is: lolwut?

The message is obviously buttsecks. And srs bsnss.

The message is obviously buttsecks. And srs bsnss.

[quote=name:Tuxedo-Templar][quote=name:JaFF]The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff. :lol:[/quote] lolwut[/quote] The LOL level.

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Quote from JaFF

The message behind this map: never lose attention when Tuxlar is ranting about random stuff.

lolwut

The LOL level.

I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. :P Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps :D

I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps

[quote=name:Falkoner]I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. :P Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps :D[/quote] lawl this map wuz fer the lulz

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I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps

lawl this map wuz fer the lulz

[quote=name:Falkoner]I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. :P Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps :D[/quote] Nah he is just getting better and you know you can't beat him :p.Plus this map might even be played on b.net :O.

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I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps

Nah he is just getting better and you know you can't beat him .Plus this map might even be played on b.net .

anyone wanna play? can't play with anyone on b.net... :ermm:

anyone wanna play?
can't play with anyone on b.net...

this... is... awesome... your my new bff

this... is... awesome...

your my new bff

So, you make a map about buttsecks and Alkali wants to be your best friend? Creepy...

So, you make a map about buttsecks and Alkali wants to be your best friend? Creepy...

Message behind this map: Don't use Comcast I thought it was ok, although most of the images I couldn't see, as we killed them too quickly.

Message behind this map: Don't use Comcast
I thought it was ok, although most of the images I couldn't see, as we killed them too quickly.

[quote=name:Falkoner]I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. :P Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps :D[/quote] You can beat it solo without hacking, by the way. Sure, this ain't a serious map. I just wanted to have fun with it for a change. ;) But I tried to make sure it is playable. Has anyone 'beaten' it yet?

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I found that hacking made this map much easier, as it allowed me to select multiple Starports at once and set their rally points. Good concept, but I get the feeling Tux is losing his ability to make serious maps

You can beat it solo without hacking, by the way.

Sure, this ain't a serious map. I just wanted to have fun with it for a change. But I tried to make sure it is playable.



Has anyone 'beaten' it yet?

The link is not working for me.......will try later.

The link is not working for me.......will try later.

Looks like the host went down again. Crud. I'll see if I can't upload it elsewhere. Might take a while, though... Edit: Works now.

Looks like the host went down again. Crud.

I'll see if I can't upload it elsewhere. Might take a while, though...


Edit: Works now.

Next map night we'll sure play this :)

Next map night we'll sure play this

[quote=name:Falkoner]So, you make a map about buttsecks and Alkali wants to be your best friend? Creepy...[/quote] You know me and my buttsecks

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So, you make a map about buttsecks and Alkali wants to be your best friend? Creepy...

You know me and my buttsecks

[quote=name:Clokr_]Next map night we'll sure play this :)[/quote] :D But if you play this for map [s]night[/s] day, I demand you try to beat it! Here's a hint: Don't listen to anything "I" say. :P

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Next map night we'll sure play this

But if you play this for map night day, I demand you try to beat it!



Here's a hint: Don't listen to anything "I" say.