an author by the name of Ambrose Bierce created a satire dictionary called The Devil's Dictionary. Well, since his death someone put it online for all to enjoy.

Favorable entries include:




So here's my challenge to you, SEN. Define your world with satire....me first!

Forum: (Noun) A place online where one can pretend to be awesome and popular, even when it bears no resemblance to real life.

i- : (Prefix) automatically increases a product's cool factor by 90%. Somewhat reminiscent of the archaic form, e-.

Poser: (Noun) see RICER.

Roommate: (Noun) 1.) An evolved form of an acquaintance who is typically intoxicated, hairy, lazy, and absurdly over or under-weight.

Ass (Noun) - Not your anus, more like your 'skill'.

Example: "I'm gonna kick your ass in StarCraft"

Acronym: (Modifier) A technique used to change phrases into solid nouns or verbs. "I'm DOT-ing" "I'm DOT"

(@Krazy) No.. that's just a common phrase relating to beating. It has nothing to do with "kicking your skill."

Ex: (Proper Noun) The cause of all your problems, especially insanity and commitment issues.

Mudkip: (Noun) A cute and cuddly pokemon that lieks you.

Example: So I herd you liek mudkipz?

rofl I just can't think of any.

Asian (noun): Arguable the most superior kind of the human race. Synonyms: Genius, Intellectual, Cool person, and many more

Elite (Adj): Someone who has shown considerable skill within a game. See also: Pro.
1337 (Adj): Someone who has shown themselves to be completely immature or unskilled whatsoever. See also: Devilesk.

Hacker (noun): Anyone who uses a 3rd party program in an attempt to give themselves an unfair advantage. See also: 1337
Haxor (noun): A word used by unskilled players to describe an elite player. See also: hax

Owned (Adj/Verb): ADJ- Someone who was defeated in such a way that makes him look like a fool. VERB- To utterly defeat another player.
Pwned (Adj/Verb): A word used by unskilled players to describe a round that they have won by mere luck. See also: Noob

Asian (Noun): A desendant from a country located within the continent Asia.
Azn (Noun/Adj): NOUN- A player with skills comparable to some Asian gamers. See also: Sweaty Fat !@#&s. ADJ- A player who wishes he had talent within a game.

Fanboy (Noun): Any person with an obsession with a given object IE Starcraft, Cartoons, Collectibles, Series, etc.
Narutard (Noun): Any person who has a large affection to a character within the anime series Naruto. See also: Itachifag, Sasgay, Noob.

Staredit.net (Noun): A website composed of many people who devote their time to Starcraft and the map files that it uses.
Staredit (Noun): A shitty editor for starcraft. See also: Noob.
Star (Noun): Definately not you. See also: Devilesk

Devilesk (Noun): A starcraft player with amazing talents within mapmaking and even moreso within the game Starcraft. See also: mendacious.
Greo (Noun): Some bum who has no life. See also: Noob.

Candlejack (Noun): A boogieman who will take you away if you say his name. Oh wait, I just said his na

Intellectuals know better than to classify a whole race as being superior. Even if they were right. Especially if they were right.

Asians are no better than the rest of the human filth. Humanity is all equally worthless! Fwehehehe!!!

Tuxedo-Templar (noun): Definitely not Asian by MA's standards.

oh it's not my standard; it's the universal standard, the ultimate truth

Penises: Asians lack them.

While we're stereotyping.

You sound highly religious, and thus, unintellectual. Your truth is a lie.

Nissan Skyline: (Noun) VRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM F.

Ford GT: (Proper Noun) I came.

Ultimate Truth (noun): See lulz.

Dear SEN,
you need more creativity.
THX,
Kame

Your Sister: The best phrase of any pick-up line.

Ex. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put your sister and me together.

bag: (Noun) A device used to keep ugly in.

Example: If Kame kept her bag on, she would still have a boyfriend(And men everywhere could once again have erections).

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Kame: An ambigious term used to signify failure.

Ex1. You sure did Kame that History Test.
Ex2. That's pretty Kame...