Let me just say, I actually lasted Teh Guardian for about 10 minutes.

Wow. I shoulda added an easter egg for holding off the missiles for a while.

Oh well. I only barely got the dumb thing done in time to call it a 4/1 joke.

Awesome. For a joke map. .

Assuming that the map is not locked and you have Permission from tux:

Open SCMDraft (I assume everyone uses this now, as it surpasses everything, even StarForge )
Open the map
[ Ctrl + Shift + W ]

As if I'm even able to enforce permissions, anyway.

Here, have the text triggers if you want.

If he wanted the sounds, he'd have opened the MPQ archive ;P He was asking where Tux had gotten them from. I'm curious too, where do you look for them?

Wow, a lot of triggers.

Good job on this April Fools joke Tux.

"Hot Lesbian Action!!!"
LOL