In the quiet, rural town-state of Moosetopia, all was calm for many years. However, throughout that time, a group of mafia slowly moved in, infiltrating the town and remaining dormant. Slowly gaining confidence by planning their plans and scheming their schemes, the mafia finally decides to unleash death and destruction on the town tonight.

The mafia selects only two targets to murder tonight, though they know others will probably get in the way. However, their targets are very prominent figures that must eliminated in order to cripple the town's unity and coordination. These were the two leaders of the town, the mayor Chuiu and deputy-mayor Mini Moose 2707. Engines start as the mafia gets into their cars to began their work.

Sleeping quietly, the deputy mayor is resting for big day ahead, the ribbon was to be cut at a newly completed school in a dedication ceremony tomorrow. Little did he know that he was about to be cut himself. With his throat slit, Mini Moose 2707 never even got the chance to scream or say a word to his attacker.

Just then, the door opens. Mini Moose 2707's aide comes in. "Mr. Moose, emergency, there's been a group of..." she trails off as she notices the blade impaling Mini Moose 2707 and the group of mafia standing around the room. "She's seen too much, kill her, too," a mafia orders as he gestures with his hand. What had been a quiet assassination turned was now a cacophany as several mafia fire their revolvers into various points into the body of Mini Moose 2707's aide. Alarms sounds off and sirens blare, but the mafia are long gone when the police arrive.

With the authorities distracted, the mafia get their guns reloaded as they ride to the mayor's mansion and surround it. The mayor, Chuiu, is sleeping in his walled-off bedroom. The mafia must overcome the small obstacle of two bodyguards in the hallway protecting the mayor. The mafia splits into two groups on each side of the corridor. "EVERYBODY DOWN!" yells a mafia, as machine gun fire shoots through all the windows in the hallway. The bodyguards take out their guns and begin firing at the mafia, but their bullets never reach their target.

However, this mafia is only a distraction. Bullets fly from the other side of the hallway through the smashed windows and some of them connect with the bodyguards' heads. With the bodyguards killed, the mafia regroups and proceeds into the mayor's bedroom. Chuiu is standing atop his bed with a baseball bat in his hands, ready to strike at the mafia. The mafia grin and laugh as they walk in to surround the mayor. "GET BACK, I'LL BEAT YOU DAMNIT! !" yells Chuiu, defiant to the end.

However, his bat only landed on the bed as a mafia slashes his hand clean off, leaving him defenseless. Chuiu does not scream in pain or cry, or step back, but instead gives his last cold stares at each of the mafia in turn. One of them gives him two shots in the stomach. Chuiu clenches at his gut, but does not move his feet and holds his ground. "I knew it, a fucking conspiracy, it was a FUCKING CONSPIRACY!" Chuiu yells as he raises his head at their faces while a gun is held to his head. The mafia with the gun pulls the trigger... "Now you know the truth. And it dies with you." after Chuiu falls on to his bed to rest in peace.

The mafia rides off into the night. They split up and go back to their homes and wash the blood off their hands and clothes. The sun rises and news of the crimes is everywhere. The town comes to a consensus that a general meeting of all persons living in the town must be held in order to determine who is to be held accountable for these two assassinations. Some townspeople propose that security is found within leadership and that a new mayor must be elected in order to lead their campaign against this mafia presence. A compromise is made between the bloodthirsty and those seeking government: a mayor shall be elected, and he shall choose who to lynch in order to demonstrate his power.

** DAY ONE START **
Everyone may place their vote for the election of a mayor. Choose wisely, for the mayor alone determines who is lynched on the first day.

NOTE: There are no role PMs this round. You can obtain your role by going to this link: http://www.staredit.net/?p=mafia

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 19 2008, 3:45 am by Mini Moose 2707. Reason: Spelling, grammar, clarity, etc.

Nice system.

Voat me for Mayor!
Aww, im not rick role.

Vote EcHo for mayor for I trust I!

Hmm... should I go for mayor again... or willingly let someone else take it since I already had the chance... nah...

I look forward to more epic clue intrepretations again guys (if I can even manage lasting past night 2, which incredibly difficult for me), and hopefully things don't turn out like mafia 3 where circumstances disallowed logic to find out mafia.

So, you admit that you're mafia?

lil-Inferno for mayor! lil-Inferno for mayor! (Gets lynched )

Fuck you! No I'm not.

What a descriptive story moose. D:<

Vote me for mayor! By my leadership, I will see to it, that every member of the mafia be executed in the most painful fashion possible.

I think I might as well run for mayor. I would like to try to give my hand at clue interpretation, and I think the mafia would knock me off the first night anyway. Just as I was scanning the night post, I noticed

-> attention to gender and presence of Moose's female aid; probably significant
-> Chu's death scene reminded me of Faramir's death in LotR, but this might just be my imagination
-> mafia is very diligent and organized, resorting often to strategy. Melee players or friends perhaps?

More thoughts later, in the mean time, voat meh for mayor!

With the new mafia page, I think we can trust that stuff is actually computer-made random this time.

Moose's female aid was just a hired hooker for the night and you know it! >:O

I honestly think you're looking way to far into it. Did you expect moose's description to include how unorganized the mafia was? Moose includes a very scarce amount of clues in the first day post anyways, and any post ever for that matter.

Whenever the mafia gets around to killing me, I hope I have a hottie on my arm, too.

Man, Doodan's avatar is so OVER NINE THOUUUUUUSAND!!!

Moose went out of his way to show the mafia as extremely organized, like a professional hit team. They used a diversion to overcome the guards, etc. There's a little too much that makes the mafia look like a professional assassination team not to be hinting something in there.

Yeah, I was Bill Clinton-esque there.

I already told you that I use atmospheric noise: http://www.random.org/

One: F U
Two: You of all people didn't read the topic thoroughly and notice Chuiu is helping me this round?

I'm kind of wondering how Chuiu was still talking and consciously moving his body with a detached head...

I'm kind of wondering how you read "hand" as "head".

I still don't get it... What are the powers of a Rickrole?

Look at the front page or check this page on maplantis