Actually I've been known to take people who drink alcohol and light them on fire because I believe mind altering substances to be the root of all evil and stupidity in this world. So no, definitely not me. Unless, ya know, you'd like to die or something.

This is probably the worst advice I've ever heard, not even trolling.

To start, snorting coke? For real? I don't see how that's ever a good idea (inb4 the many druggies we have on the boards).
Second, if you try anything for the first time you shouldn't be alone. You should be with someone you trust, because if you don't know how to measure 'as much as you can handle,' you're going to end up on the floor passed out. Which is funny and all games until you realize 'oh shit he just threw up in his mouth and suffocated on his own throw up' (true fact).
Third, I don't hang out around people who do a lot of that stuff. Cigarette smokers are out on the patio usually, sure, and I have friends that smoke. But they don't force me to smoke. They may say, 'hey we're going out for a smoke want to join?' and that's that. I'll even hang around them if they're smoking, and they're nice enough to be downwind so that its not blowing in my face.
Forth, if you feel that when you go out to a party you must try everything that anyone there is popping, smoking, whatever, then you must be entirely too insecure. If they're forcing you to do it you need to get the hell out of there.

In short, if you're a lightweight or new to partying, go with a friend that you trust. Don't smoke or try anything you don't want to. Hell I've been to parties on dorms where one or two people don't drink anything except soda. I don't think people really care. That's also true when I go out to the bar with friends, even if they're not the DD.

Unfortunately Kame is the only girl on SEN. We can either have a sausagefest, or a sausagefest with one girl. And if we have at least one girl, I can dance with a girl so we gotta invite her.

That's a weird ass video, but I'd probably party with him considering all the nice ass laying around in his place.

Yo Vrael, we cool not to invite Kame?

Edit: On the more srs side of things, if you feel so strongly about substance abuse, you will never find yourself in a party situation wherein your friends or the people at the party are partaking. And if you do, my advise is obviously discarded. I only said it because, as far as I can remember... partys, booze, drugs, girls and sex all seemed to coagulate for mega big fun time. And obviously everyone is free to do whatever the hell they want, I ain't gonna tell a christian youth group that they are partying wrong because the pope was a paedophile and god actually loves atheists, and that she told me this herself. That'd just be mean.

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