You run head first into the closest WINDOW. However, the windows are bullet proof and double paned, and your STAMINA rating is not high enough to do any damage to the glass. Instead, you sustain a bloody nose and lose one SWAGGER point. Unfortunately, some girls were walking by and giggled at you as you made an ass of yourself.
You've discovered a new axis of karma! You received one RTARD point, putting you at neutral stupid.
<beep beep bzz> MIDATAKE HIGH MODE.
Go EAST and search desks until I find a Death Note, then equip it.
There is no death note.
Command not recognized.
Raid someone who is sleeping's dorm and hit them with THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT textbook.
What dorm?
Smoke all the weed you can find.
After searching the library thoroughly, you do not find any weed. However, you did find some SUSPICIOUS LOOKING ERASERS, and so you put them in your RIGHT POCKET.
You suddenly realize that it is now NOON. Partially hungover colleagues have started wandering into the library, half-heartedly looking for books on their research topics or else browsing Facebook. You are suddenly aware that your FARMVILLE CROPS have ripened.
I knew this would happen. It's why these threads don't work very well - when I was doing mine I ended up wasting my time describing a piece of bread because people were examining it.
You put your headphones on and listen to a self-help tape, while reading ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY and taking notes, hoping that you might be able to find inspiration for your thesis.
Still in the back of the library due to your pot escapades, it takes you no time to find a secluded DESK in a quiet part of the LIBRARY. You start up your favorite self-help track titled "What color is your parachute?" and crack open your ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY textbook. You have two hundred pages to read. Luckily, due to your intelligence rating and your smart study habits, you will only be here for a little while if you get started now.
Due to your moderately high AWARENESS stat, you notice things - sometimes mere details - without being prompted. To the WEST and SOUTH are windows, showing you the well kept and active QUAD. It looks like that the STUDENT COUNCIL is trying to set up some sort of mixer. To the EAST and NORTH are rows of books, where rarely a student mingles, usually underclassmen.
ENDING STATS
AXIS OF KARMA:
SMART: 0
RTARD: 1
GOOD: 0
BAD: 0
REPUTATION: Awkward Acquaintance (+2, -1)
GENERAL STATS:
LUCK RATING: 3
PERSONALITY: 4
INTELLIGENCE: 8
CONFIDENCE: 3
STAMINA: 2
AWARENESS: 8
SWAGGER: 1
INVENTORY:
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
pen
cell phone
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
mp3 player
suspicious erasers
BACK POCKET (one slot)
wallet with cash, credit card, schedule, and campus ID.
BACKPACK (ten slots)
THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT textbook
APPLICATIONS OF WORLD HISTORY textbook
BEOWULF for WORLD LITERATURE V
ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY textbook
THREE RINGED BINDER
POCKET CALENDAR
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OC Notes:
Will - haha...the bread. Don't worry. If it gets out of hand everyone gets eaten by grues.
Also, thought I should mention that the reason why I took several quotes this turn is because I could respond to them with one sentence. Don't expect that too often.
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 13 2011, 7:25 am by Fire_Kame.