Wish granted, but the world you own is Pluto, which isn't even a planet.
I wish for the win.
None.
I wish that nobody knows where my avatar is from, nor what it is.
o, wait...
Granted, but now everybody knows EVERYTHING about you, down to the second you were born, what you ate last night, etc. Congratulations. You now have over six billion stalkers.
I wish Terran buildings could have multiple addons in SC2.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Granted. No one joins because being elitist is one thing, but to the point of imposing arbitrary file format limits?
I wish someone made a
good freely-available series of videos about The Holders.
[1] I just finished reading #47, they're really interesting so far -- if you can imagine them with at least a reasonable level of vividness. (I tend to imagine them as a series of videos with a narrator, and the same protagonist in each -- I wish that such videos were on YouTube or something.)
[1] The Holders, preserved on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Note that ED is well-known for offensive content, so browse with caution if you browse at all.
None.
Granted. You see the most freaking awesome version that you have an inferiority complex and start stabbing people with pencils.
I wish that my avatar and signature actually worked.
None.
Granted. Your avatar is supposed to be a yellow question mark, and your signature is supposed to look like a broken image link. Now you can't alter your avatar and signature without either a paid subscription or another wish, and the latter is impossible.
I wish that I did not do to the movies yesterday to watch Shrek 4.
Granted. you went to watch Shrek 5: the neverending movie. This alters time and therefore your post was never posted... therefore my wish wasnt granted... therefore my stuffs still broken.
I wish i had artistic skills.
None.
Granted. Your wish was not granted... therefore you cant block grants with a blocked wish...
I wish that people would join my games on battle.net when i host Minimoose's Teh Seekers
None.
Granted. Your wish was not granted... therefore you cant block grants with a blocked wish...
I wish that people would join my games on battle.net when i host Minimoose's Teh Seekers
Fail, oh so hard:
Granted. Your wish was not granted
You can't grant a wish and then lie. Next attempt?You asked for wishes to not be granted, so i granted your wish by not granting it. Because its not granted, other wishes can be granted.
None.
I wish TSE 2 Special Edition wasn't bloody 2.7MB.
None.
Wish granted. It's a bloody 2.7 TB.
I wish for great justice.
None.
Wish granted. It's a bloody 2.7 TB.
I wish for great justice.
Granted. You marry a Transexual named justice and hes a former criminal on the charge of assault.
I wish we had the
None.
I wish we had the
GrantedI wish I have the best summer evar
None.
Wish granted, but the best summer evar happens to be so awesome that your mind cannot handle it and you turn into an empty shell of who you once were because you tried to understand it.
I wish that everything goes perfectly from this point in my life.
None.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Granted. But now you die.
I wish this thread be closed.
Granted. But they you immediately die and then the thread is reopened.
I wish that cannot be granted.
None.