We need a doctor to cure all of these maladies.
A rival hat business opens up.
A line has been created between the two stores to keep the peace. The town has now been segregated. Unfairly enough, however, a Cheetohs factory has opened up right next to the emporium.
Despite opposition from local townspeople, a major fedora conglomerate has set up shop in town.
None.
In protest of Le Fedora, Inc. trying to monopolize the town, Infernonia secedes from the union, draws up borders, and nationalizes the Cheetoh factory. They prepare for war.
Looks like someone called the cops.
None.
The Cheetos factory installs murder holes and what looks like a cheese puff on fire comes flying out.
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Infernonia resists the police attempt so subjugate them. Also, the sun goes down.
The INF news station sends out its reporter to cover the chaos. A crowd of people start gathering around the destroyed police cars. Amidst all the chaos in Infernonia, nobody notices a shady black figure creeping up behind an innocent broad.
I have no idea what to put here... So I guess I'll just put this here.
Then a giant, black statue of Red from Dick Figures is erected on top of the warehouse. It might be wrong to say this, but they made the gun real. Just saying... That's one big gun.
The sun rises. An innocent broad is found murdered in front of the Fedora store. Nobody knows who did it. The town is in an uproar. A podium is brought out to the town square and a man walks up to it.
"We must find whoever did this! This murderer must be brought to justice! Vote for you want to see hanged!"
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We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I order you to forgive yourself!
A cloud comes, and rain starts pouring. Everyone requires their umbrella.
I have no idea what to put here... So I guess I'll just put this here.
Looks like someone angered the Ninja clan from behind the sudden appearing hill... Maybe he disabled their cloaking device? Hard to tell. He better run!
And looking at the dead girl with the umbrella, made me laugh so hard. Thanks Apos. You're a true friend. One day, I'll get you some toast.