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SEN Mafia #4: PARTY HARD
Dec 14 2007, 9:59 pm
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Jan 14 2008, 2:17 am Ultraviolet Post #501



Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Quote from NerdyTerdy
Only 1 image needs to load, as Moose told me.
1 image really only pertains to bandwidth. They all still have to be displayed and animate. Not good for slow computers, even if their internet is fast. :P

MOAR Mafia. http://www.staredit.net/?topic=1696

Well.. My compy is fast :P




Jan 14 2008, 2:37 am Moose Post #502

We live in a society.

PART ONE

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In the newly formed nation of Moosetopia, the country's space program was prepearing for a space launch. The first man on the moon was to be the President of Moosetopia himself, Mini Moose 2707. However, as climbed into the shuttle, little did he know that he would never return to earth.

The countdown proceeded normally and the rocket lifted off. After breaking free of earth's gravitational field, the problems started. The rocket veered far off course from the moon and headed straight towards the sun. Mini Moose 2707 and his crew become baffled as the onboard computers started displaying gibberish. The controls to the shuttle became locked and red lights went off everywhere. Moose left his crew to find a manual override.

All of a sudden, gunshots rang out from the room where the crew was. Moose knew what was happening, and jumped on to radio back to Earth. His transmission was as follows: "My worst fear has been realized. There has a been a mafia presence in Moosetopia threatening to destroy our great nation. For years they have plotted, and now they have the courage to act. Do your best to defend yourselves! Don't worry about me, it didn't really matter anyway because..."

All of a sudden, a bullet interrupted him. In his last minutes, Moose turned and saw his killer. The final expression on his face was half shock and half laughter. A voice from behind took the transmitter and said: "Moosetopia is ours, leave your country now."

Due to UN regulations however, Moosetopians are not permitted to leave their country, due to their fascination with mafia killings, daily double lynchings, and other violent tendencies. They gathered into the town hall. Looking about themselves, it seemed as if some of the people were familiar, yet hadn't been there a few minutes ago. However, they still came to do what they do best: lynch.

** DAY ONE START **
Start this baby up. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
The entire rocket setup was a clue pointing to, among many things, Killer_Kow's avatar.
Gibberish is a reference to ~:Deathawk:~'s signature, among many other things.
The red lights going off is a reference pointing to Ejac's avatar.
To finish my brief speech: it didn't really matter any because life is pain. (Hynk)
The sight of my killer caused both shock and laughter because he was completely naked. (NudeRaider)

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With the active town finally simmering down and settling into decisions, two victims were drawn selected for lynching. A great hole was dug in the middle of a park, and JaFF and Crimson Magnum were tossed in. They begged for mercy, but the masochistic townspeople were only egged on, as they began to throw rocks and bricks at them. When it was determined they had been sufficently pummeled, they were buried. As the dirt fell upon them, the lynched uttered words of thanks and passed out for good.

** NIGHT ONE START **
Time for some ULTRAVIOLENCE, real horrorshow.
If you want to dodge, send a PM.
Otherwise, those with night powers should get to work.
Yes, a night start clue. The lynched were begging for mercy, and showed gratitude when they were killed because life had become pain. (Hynk)

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Paranoid, Dapperdan stole a helicopter and loaded it with enough fuel to keep it afloat for the night and took to the skies above his house to sleep in peace. He rested in peace, but was soon resting on the ground rather than the sky, Somehow, a mafia had gotten aboard his helicopter and manned the controls. As he drove the helicopter into a nosedive, the mafia jumped out. The mafia survived, but Dapperdan, unable to regain control of his aircraft, crashed into his house and was killed.

Next, DT_Battlekruser was sleeping quietly in his house as his killer broke in and quietly began to dowse his abode with gasoline. Slipping back outside, the murderer merely has to drop a match as the home burst into flames, consuming DTBK and all that was in it. The killer wrote a message in chalk on the sidewalk: "For the cleansing of Moosetopia".

Merrell was having a late night snack as his windows started to break. Someone had taken to hurling bricks at him through the windows. Dropping his food, he immediately went for cover underneath his bed. Paying homage to his leader, he promptly put on his authentic Mini Moose antlers (tm) and prayed in the manner of his idol. Unfortunately, the persistant killer broke down his door and barged into his room. Merrell was dragged out from underneath his bed and beaten to death with a metal pipe.

Unable to sleep, EzDay281 got up and went to watch some TV when he started hearing clanging noises from his basement. He put the lights on and headed down the stairs. The first thing he noticed was that his walls were painted all over. The messages, written in a fresh coat of white paint, were sloppy and hard to understand. Suddenly, the door locked and a strange gas began seeping in. Frantically, EzDay281 tried to get a window open, only to find they were bolted shut. Banging against the door, the gas slowly entered his lungs and knocked him out. If that wasn't enough, he fell down the stairs when he fainted, and EzDay281 was done for good.

Working late on his new map, cheeze was making a post in Mapping Assistance when someone snuck up behind him. Cheeze noticed him and turned around, and burst out in laughter. The mafia, however, was not amused. He was wearing a helmet, and he headbutted cheeze straight out of his chair and through his monitor. The mafia threw the monitor down from the desk and on to cheeze's head, stunning him. To land the killer blow, the mafia tipped over cheezus' entire desk on to him, rendering him beyond recovery.

In an unlit alleyway, an interesting scene took place. Hynk had just chased down A_of-s_t, but failed to realize he was being follow. Two bullets were fired simultaneously, boring through two skulls, and A_of-s_t and Hynk fell down like two dominoes. Noticing the colors that magically appear when someone dies, red and green, the Boondock Saint muttered a "Merry Christmas" as he suavely brushed off his suit and disappeared into the night.

** DAY TWO START **
Keep it up, keep it up. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
Paragraph 1: Takes place mostly in the sky. The only mafia that could jump out of a helicopter in a nosedive and be fine would be a bird of some kind, or a ~:Deathawk:~.

Paragraph 2: Notice the word "mafia" isn't used, this is a Boondock Saint's kill. The whole fire thing is a reference to lil-inferno.

Paragraph 3: Merrell's late night snack is... jello! Jello-Jigglers, actually. But, the real thing that points to me would be the word "Moo", which I use as a greeting. Cows, or KIller_Kow's also moo. This clue was pretty shit in retrospect.

Paragraph 4: This clue is fucking dirty. The mafia Ejac'd all over EzDay281's basement! Nasty shit.

Paragraph 5: Mapping Assistance is a hint that this mafia is fairly active there. Turning around, Cheeze shares my reaction to seeing a nude person raiding his house. The helmet is a reference to sports, football in particular, in which the Raiders play. NudeRaider.

Paragraph 6: Both a mafia and a Boondock Saint kill. The use of "two bullets", "two skulls", "two dominoes", the colors, all are intended to point to position 2 on the player list: NerdyTerdy.

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Reaching a fairly decisive vote, the town decided upon victims of frazz and EcHo. Offering no resistance and taking no protection, blood was soon spilled freely as the mob brutally beheaded both of them at the guillotine. frazz and EcHo were made examples of, as their heads were impaled on pikes and put on display at the city limits to scare off the mafia. The town, however, realized that they were the ones who were really afraid, and went to their homes for an uneasy sleep.

** NIGHT TWO START **
Don't stop the beat, don't stop the beat.
Something "spills freely" when you don't use "protection". Clue towards Ejac. Gross!




Jan 14 2008, 3:09 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #503

Just here for the activity... well not really

Killer didnt defend himself, obvious town idiot



guy lifting weight (animated smiley):

O-IC
OI-C

"Oh, I see it"


Jan 14 2008, 4:32 pm Cnl.Fatso Post #504



Does it matter? We won anyway. Spread the love (ie minerals) around :D



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Jan 14 2008, 6:51 pm Money Post #505



Quote from Hynk
P.S. Can you change your signature? Your making my comp lag as I scroll down... Lolz.

Get firefox and http://adblockplus.org/en/ and block that mofo.



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Jan 28 2008, 4:40 am Moose Post #506

We live in a society.

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Out getting drunk in some playground, Laser_Dude, Doodan, Doktor Shotgun, Zycorax, MasterJohnny, Zycorax and his dog were partying hard. They were getting their drink on as they ranted about life. Laser_Dude in particular was ranting as he wildly gestured and waved his hat in the air. Little did they notice however, that the mafia was slowly surrounding them in the shadows. All of a sudden, bullets began to fly from all directions. A beer bottle was hit right in Zycorax's hands as it burst into fragments, cutting his hand. The first kills, however, were Doktor Shotgun and Zycorax's dog.

Everyone began to scatter, but Laser_Dude didn't make it more than 5 steps as he was shot in the back. Doodan was getting away, but a bullet blast through his jeans and his leg and he fell over, unable to get up. MasterJohnny was running in the opposite direction, thinking it would lead to his escape. However, he only ran into the double barrelled shotgun of his killer. He found himself on the ground with a hole in his chest. Zycorax was still alive, and as the mafia reloaded, he ran as fast as he could.

Zycroax ran for his life through an abandoned building, both as a shortcut and to catch his breath. This particular building was scheduled for demolition. Much to Zycorax's shock, however, an engine started. "Shit", Zycorax muttered, as he realized someone was out for his blood. Looking through the window, he saw the wrecking ball was heading towards the building. Waiting for it, he dodged it With some combination of quick reflexes and luck, Zycorax dodged his murderer's attack. With insane quickness, Zycorax bolted out and ran away as fast as he could, still alive.

Returning back to a mafia hideout, NudeRaider and began to hear angry groans in the distance. One very pissed off Merrell popped out of the ground and was headed towards him. "YOU KILL CHEEZE, NOW I EAT YOUR BRAIIIIIINS!" As the realization set in, NudeRaider was on the ground with Merrell's teeth biting into his neck. When NudeRaider was finally dead, Merrell returned to his grave and went to rest for good.

However, that wasn't the end for the mafia tonight, as they were about to get burned. ~:Deathawk:~ was walking down the street back to the mafia hideout when he encountered a guy with a flamethrower. The man did not seem to notice him, and thought this was his fellow mafia. As he got closer, however, the man let out a laugh and spun around. Cackling with glee, the Boondock Saint set ~:Deathawk:~ ablaze. The flames consumed him, and he ran around for awhile, but soon ~:Deathawk:~ was murdered.

** DAY THREE START **
The long night post drained my creativity from making a day start message, so just vote. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
The jeans was a reference to Ash in ~:Deathhawk:~'s avatar, too bad he died. :P

Zycorax had insane quickness, or inordinate celerity, a mod by Killer_Kow.

Zycorax saying "shit" was a reference to NerdyTerdy (turd = shit). Zycorax was actually hit by both a mafia and a Boondock Saint... I probably shouldn't have let him survive both. ;o

~:Deathawk:~ burning was another clue towards lil-inferno.

There was something about Ejac in here too, but I don't even remember it. I waited too long. :P

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
As day ended once more, the town devised a cruel way to get rid of its suspects. Filling a giant vat with acid produced by a town chemist, moneylover and l)ark_ssj9kevin were suspended by a rope and pulley above the vat. Easing their grip on the rope, the town collectively started their gradual descent. The strong chemicals tore instantly through their skin, dissolving and killing l)ark_ssj9kevin and moneylover.

** NIGHT THREE START **
Special roles and mafia, let's get a move on.
Milk is acidic. A very subtle clue at a Killer_Kow.

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Taking a stroll and two cigarettes, NerdyTerdy and WoAHorde spotted a man approaching from down the street. This man was carrying a giant spear in his hand and a giant club on his back. The man threw the spear and wielded the club. WoAHorde was able to dodge the spear, noticing it cracked a hole in a car's windshield and definitely would have been bad in his head. Swinging the club from overhead down, WoAHorde was able to sidestep the blow and they all heard the pavement crack underneath from the force of the blow. NerdyTerdy kicked the man in the leg and he fell over. Before he could get up, NerdyTerdy and WoAHorde ran away as fast as they could.

Setting out, the Boondock Saints were out for even more vengeance. Waiting behind some bushes for the mafia getaway car, they clicked the safeties off their loaded guns. Killer_Kow and Ejac were driving back to the hideout, when two figures emerged from behind the bushes. Two pairs of guns simultaneously went off, blasting out the windows and brains of the driver. The passenger jumped out of the car and landed on the sidewalk. As one of the Boondock Saints fired into that mafia's chest before he could get up, the mafia's car sped down the street and crashed into a parked car. Cooly reloading and putting their guns back in their jackets, the Boondock Saints left the dead bodies of Killer_Kow and Ejac for the town to clean up.

** DAY FOUR START **
Generic message telling you to vote. Remember, every day is a double lynch, so pick up to TWO DIFFERENT people to lynch.
Clubs. Spears. http://www.staredit.net/?topic=420

Also, more TWOs for a certain Boondock Saint. It didn't really matter at this point with one mafia left, considering they missed all the shit about fire.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 28 2008, 4:59 am by Mini Moose 2707.




Jan 28 2008, 4:49 am Ultraviolet Post #507



This is kind of late..




Jan 29 2008, 1:49 am Dapperdan Post #508



NO U.

Moose can and will post clue intrepretations whenever he wants to. I like the fact that you started including a couple night start clues like I did in mafia 6, moose. It spices things up a bit -- keeps people on their toes.



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Jan 29 2008, 3:06 am frazz Post #509



Wait, this is like a week late, did it just slip your mind, Moose? (or did you have to take more time to make them up in retrospect? :D )



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Jan 29 2008, 3:14 am Ultraviolet Post #510



Try 2 weeks late.




Jan 29 2008, 3:19 am FatalException Post #511



Quote from NerdyTerdy
Try 2 weeks late.
Wow, Mafia 4 was only 2 weeks ago? Seems like so much longer...
/irrationally nostalgic



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