Technically, Gen did break my wish. Just in a good way.
None.
I wish for a free internet.
None.
Granted. Internet is now cost-free but content is restricted by all providers.
or
Granted. Internet is now fully defended by the 1st amendment but costs massive amounts of money to use.
I wish I wasn't so introspective.
None.
Granted. You know nothing about yourself, and hence are unable to complete a resume or make any effort to survive in this world. What jobs are you good at? Where should you apply? What should you study in college? You don't know! Have fun being homeless.
I wish I my game engine would get done faster...
None.
I wish I my game engine would get done faster...
Granted, but then Epic Games releases Unreal Engine 3000, which is the most advanced game engine never ever known by mankind.
I wish I could get a plane ticket to England.
None.
Granted. Cassandra's story repeats itself.
I wish to have the love, wisdom and strength of Jesus.
None.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Granted. But then you are crucified. Enjoy your love in hell. (You apparently had the wrong father.)
Granted. But then you are crucified. Enjoy your love in hell. (You apparently had the wrong father.)
No wish?
I wish my friend wasn't moving to London for the next six months.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Granted. But then you are crucified. Enjoy your love in hell. (You apparently had the wrong father.)
No wish?
I wish my friend wasn't moving to London for the next six months.
Granted. He's going to move to Wales for the next six years instead.
I wish I have a cat.
None.
Granted, but it speaks like a lolcat. Soon, you go insane after hearing nothing but bad grammar for 16 hours every day.
I wish I would get straight "superior" ratings at the Solo & Ensemble contest.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
I wish someone would hang a meathook from the ceiling, and hang that guy from that meathook by his balls.
Granted. You hang a meathook from the ceiling but your pants accidentally get caught on the sharp end. Your balls get stuck and the only way to escape the meathook is to rip your own balls off.
I wish I had more time to play Civilization V.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Granted, but the computer with Civilization V in it explodes. You then spend all of your time trying to find a new comp.
I wish I get my SmE( clan prefix.
None.
Granted. But then
get's it too.
I wish I had the Nexus S.
None.
Granted. But then
get's it too.
I wish I had the Nexus S.
xDD It's not that bad? At least she doesn't become part of the clan
Granted, but after you buy it, your debts are so huge they took all of your properties before you can even declare bankruptcy and you are left with only the Nexus. Then you are so shocked you just stand there and stare into nothingness until the Nexus runs out of battery.
None.
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I wish for one of Willy Wonka's chocolate bars.
None.
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I wish for one of Willy Wonka's chocolate bars.
Oh yea, sorry x3
Granted. Willy Wonka himself gives you his chocolate bar, and right when you lift it to your smiling mouth, he bites it off. Along with your hands. Then he pats your head, hits you with a bucket then leaves.
I wish Gauss Rifles disappear from life.
None.