Is it something you bring along?

Is it larger than a loaf of bread?

Is it made of metal?
Is it made of wood?
Is it made of glass?
Is it made of plastic?
Is it made of stone?

Is it liquid?

Is it a gas?

It's a homogeneous man-made solid that can become a liquid, and the material itself is the answer.

Does it begin with one of the letters A through M?

Does it begin with one of the letters A through M?

Yes

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Is it homogeneous? Not really sure but I think Not.
Is it made of more than one material? The object as a whole yes
Is it made of only one element? Well the object isn't made out of one thing
Only two elements? ^
Do the materials it's made of occur in nature? Yes but it's shape is man made

Is it a Animal - No
Is it a mineral - look below
Is it a Vegetable - I think I remember it being labeled as this. Not sure how but It seems like this is actually the best one to say yes to as opposed to animal or mineral.
Is it a liquid - Again, It can
Is it a solid - usually yes
Is it a gas - No
Can it be gray - Yea
Can It be brown - Yea
Can it be black - Yea
Is it rare - No, I wouldn't think so. I'd imagine it depends where in the world you live
Is it common - Yea, again depending where in the world you live
Is it expensive (over 100 dollars per?) - No
Is it a diamond - No
Would you gift it to someone - Me personally? No but I've received one as a gift so it is gift-able.
Have you even gotten this as a gift - ^
Is this object commonly on television - I wouldn't know. I wouldn't think so in this day and age though.
Is this object obscure - huh? Um that sounds kinda subjective but to me: No
Is the object easy found in the northern hemisphere - I wouldnt know the statistics of how easy it could be found anywhere but it seems like a common item so Yes
Would you use it in the dark - Yes you can use this even though it's dark and I would personally too

Is it larger than a football? It could. The actual representation of the object I have with me isn't though
Would asking about its function be a good way to identify it? Yes
Would asking about its origin be a good way to identify it? Probably not, I mean asking anything would help but I think this wouldn't help as much as other questions you could be asking.
Would asking about its form be a good way to identify it? Yes
Is its man-made shape the result of factory manufacturing? Not necessarily but I guess in this day and age, Yes.
Does it have a special condition to exist as a liquid? Yes
Is it a form of algae? No I don't think so
Is it edible? Wouldn't think so
Does it have medicinal qualities? I don't think so. No.
Is it general associated with aquatic environments? No
Is it flammable? hmm... I guess so
Can I buy one at the store? Yea sure
Is it fragile when solid? uhm... Yes
Is it notable for having a reaction to/being affected by other compound(s)? No not really
Does it have a primary, consistent shape? I don't under stand this question too well to give you an answer
Is this shape elongated? The version I have it, which I will be comparing it to these questions, yes.
Is this shape flat? uhm No