Wish granted: Your friend finds peace as you have, but you just lost any peace you may have had and become incredibly wrathful, so he finds total MADNESS instead of peace.
I wish it was impossible for me to lose The Game, and that everyone else just lost it.
None.
Granted, but you would probably regret knowing and eventually kill yourself.
I wish that Excalibur was Admin. (lol experimentation)
None.
Granted, but it's now pornographic.
I wish that I could LoL all night long...
None.
Granted, however my framerate is crap for our game and causes me to rage all game long.
I wish that I wouldn't keep forgetting to post wishes.
None.
Granted, but now everyone else forgets to post their wishes.
I wish I didn't have to practice to be a great trombonist.
None.
Granted, you now simply have to never play trombone.
I wish people would be more ironic with their wish-grantings.
None.
I wish that I knew what your title means.
Flat chest, flat chest, tiny flat chest.
Granted. Everyone now speaks in an ironic tone, you know that annoying one when the person talking sounds like they're better than you, and whenever you write something, you read it in that type of voice, and in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
I wish I had an average paying job at an engineering consulting firm.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I wish that I knew what your title means.
Flat chest, flat chest, tiny flat chest.
As in small breasts?
Because I think flat box doesn't make sense.
EDIT:
nvm. Forgot that google is my friend and answers faster than you guys.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pettan,_pettan,_tsurupettan
Granted, except he has a vendetta against you because of your attempted murder.
I wish for irony.
None.
Granted. Instead, you suddenly appear on the moon with no idea how you got there, but luckily you have a space suit and a lifetimes supply of oxygen and food/water/ect.
I wish that colorless green dreams sleep furiously, and that the person responding to this will not use "paid subscription" "explode/implode" or any other gay responses that have been used a hundred times in the thread already. Or else you're gay, in which case you are allowed to use them.
None.
Granted. I'm bisexual, so I can use responses like
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I wish that I could use the following abilities from SC2: Infested Terran, Calldown: MULE, and Blink.
None.
Granted, except you use them in that order, and the infested terran explodes when the mule lands on it, but you don't blink away in time and you are blown to pieces.
I still wish for irony.
None.
Granted, but there are a few new heroes added, one of which is incredibly imba and
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I wish that I could use Mind Control from SC1.
None.