Granted, you stop missing your parents who died.
I wish that Windows Movie Maker didn't suck so much.
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I wish that Windows Movie Maker didn't suck so much.
Granted, Apple takes over Microsoft and everything but Movie Maker is shitty.
None.
Granted, but you get framed in the process.
I wish that I wouldn't be ninja'D. Ever.
None.
Granted. Instead, you're
pirated. Ouch.
I wish I wouldn't post stupid things on the Internet in chats. Ya know, the kind of things that make you regret your own social awkwardness and weirdness immediately after you say them.
None.
Granted, but relevant jokes aren't funny anymore.
In response to your question, Since this.
Granted, but it
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I wish that the Lich didn't steal Christmas.Granted.
I wish for moar cake. And it's not a lie.
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Granted, but the exploding cake you gave me goes off and kills us all before you get your uncorrupted wish.
None.
Retroactively granted. You just earned a wish in the past, which you have now spent on that same wish. (You used your wish on itself, because you received it in the past). TIME PARADOX
I wish that Candl
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Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Granted, but its a cat in a hat and it makes you eat poisoned eggs and ham. You are now one of the many poor saps in am endless coma reliving your worst and most embarrassing memories.
I wish I can blow stuff up with my mind on command
Granted, you are now the Sun.
I wish for a pi.
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Granted, but since you can't draw any other part of the body, it's a relatively useless ability.
I wish this post wouldn't get ninja'd.
EDIT: HAH!
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Granted. You ninja'd yourself.
I wish that I could wish.
None.