Granted, but you have no hands or legs now.

I wish I was fail.

Granted. You were already fail to begin with, and by making yourself even more fail you are now win.

I wish I wasn't on my current 6-loss streak in LoL, and that it wouldn't get any worse.

Granted, but LoL may only be played by paying a monthly fee now.

I wish there were no more wishes.

Error: Computer process granted "No more wishes".exe
Rebooting "No more wishes".exe
Error: Cannot process "No More Wishes".exe

I wish for a Skull splitter from TF2, because I am working hard for it and all I'm getting is Pain trains.

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Granted, but everyone goes to MySpace because it's better.

I wish that half of the wishes in this thread didn't suck dick.

Granted, but the other half now sucks dick.

I wish Apple and Macs were never invented, and that the people granting subsequent wishes wouldn't just repeat the "requires paid subscription" thing over and over and over again.

Granted, but it explodes.
...
no.
Granted. The Apple Records company never existed, and was the only thing that prevented Apple Computers from dominating and monopolizing the electronics market far earlier than it managed to even become simply large as it was in the pre-wish timeline; while Macs no longer exist, well, Apple's new brand line hasn't even what qualities Macs did.
... if this doesn't make sense, shut up. I'm sleepy.

I wish for a gooood friend.

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Granted, but you start visiting a psychologist who reveals all your secrets to his friends, and they reveal those secrets to their own friends, and so on until everyone around you knows your secrets.

I wish to have nightmares on demand (and this one is a real wish).

Granted, but the nightmares are based on your worst fears, and you cannot wake until a full 9 hours has gone by.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's your mom.

I wish my computer could run SC2

Granted, but it implodes.

I wish that I had the cake from Portal.

Granted, but it is a lie.

I wish I had Portal.

Granted, but your shit graphics card can't run it.

I wish that both this wish and my next wish in this topic cannot be corrupted and have no negative consequences whatsoever.

Granted, but it was already corrupted to begin with.

I wish someone would ninja DavidJCobb before he responds to this wish.

Granted. But the response to your wish is boring.

I wish for a cheeseburger

Granted. Here you g- ...



i wish for 2 more inches

Granted. But it has maggots in it.

I wish that even if wishes were fishes that there'd still be room in the river for water.

Quote from MadZombie

Granted. Here you g- ...

I got robbed

i wish for 2 more inches

Granted.

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I wish that even if wishes were fishes that there'd still be room in the river for water.

Granted, but I have waterproof dynamite.

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