You fools. With the secrets of the light in my hands you are nothing. I already told them how to move heaven. Don't make me tell them how to clip angel wings! You'll politely give up now or suffer the dire consequences!

And what are the secrets of the light in your hands?

Would you trust a follower of darkness? How are you so sure hes telling the truth and not throwing you into a trap that he knows you cannot escape? How do you know that he doesnt wantyour position, soul, and title for his own?

The darkness is filled with hate, the light doesnt lie. You have a few hours before our strike, and may decide to change side at any time. TO ARMS!

You already lied.

That's a Dark lie, ignore him.

Well let's see.. All the women are naked in heaven.. but so are the men so it's kind of a win lose (well not for all i suppose). Oh and harp music is playing all over the freakin place. Sometimes people go bananas and have to plug their ears with the pillows that seem to be everywhere you go.

Who plays the harps?

What else?

I dunno it's like it's coming out of nowhere or something. Don't tell me it doesn't get on your nerves.

I get metal in my area.

Well let's see.. it's always humid considering you're standing on a cloud.. and the fact that there's naked women all over the place is actually kind of annoying considering if you sin you're going straight to hell. You don't know how many people i've seen do that. Dark marine was one of them.

No way. Are you sure you aren't going crazy from all the harp music? You should join the dark side to make sure.

Thank you for contributing to my manipulation by unveiling some of your secrets of light.

Gah! I can't believe i told you all those secrets. Lord aster will kill me.

He's leading you a line mate. You mean you fell for it? Heh.

Well at least he doesn't know the second half about DM.

And what is the second half about Dark_Marine?

Well Lord aster sent him back to heaven because he was too horny all the time. So heaven had to put him somewhere without him sinning again, he was out of control. Well heaven is pretty sexist, and at the top there aren't really many women, so they put him there.

Keep this in mind if it's true. Lord Aster can reply to that.


A betrayer, who used to be light, lies about light, betrays evil? But then I tried manipulating an evil? Hmm

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Holy frack i can't believe i just told you that. I'm going to bed. I hope my punishment from Lord Aster will not be too severe

I've also joined the forces of light. Didn't come up with a rank yet, but I will soon enough.

I'm both evil and good. Split personality gogogogo!