iPad
Jan 27 2010, 10:46 pm
By: Centreri
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Jan 27 2010, 10:46 pm Centreri Post #1

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I must say, I lol'd hard when I saw this.
The iPad, ladies and gentlemen!



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Jan 27 2010, 11:01 pm Corbo Post #2

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

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[04:53 pm][Corbo]:] -- I just figure it'd be nicer if it was a computer and not "something better to read books" like steve said
[04:53 pm][Corbo]:] -- Though, I might be getting one if the support for designers is awesome, say, tons of awesome designing apps where you could just draw stuff, concepts, sketches and if it has support to just be used as a drawing tablet on a pc.


That's all I'll say.



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Jan 27 2010, 11:03 pm Morphling Post #3



So it's a big iphone/itouch?



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Jan 27 2010, 11:14 pm Neki Post #4



I'm confused at the niche Apple's trying to cover here. It's like a gimped laptop. iPods are nice because they are small and fit in your pocket, but with something like this, it'd be pretty big to lug around. But I suppose if it works as a good tablet, that is what it's main purpose was I think?



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Jan 27 2010, 11:16 pm Morphling Post #5



Maybe you could use this in college to take notes and do other stuff when you're bored in class.



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Jan 27 2010, 11:25 pm Kaias Post #6



This is silly.



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Jan 27 2010, 11:32 pm MadZombie Post #7



They have laptops that are touch screen. What is the point of this?



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Jan 27 2010, 11:35 pm Jack Post #8

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

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They have laptops that are touch screen. What is the point of this?
Point? BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA






But srsly, anyone reminded of starwars data pads??



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Jan 27 2010, 11:52 pm Neki Post #9



Quote from Morphling
Maybe you could use this in college to take notes and do other stuff when you're bored in class.
A laptop does this exact same function (besides the touch writing, but you can get a laptop with a tablet screen anyways). Just seems like another crazy Apple product. But hey, maybe I'll buy it once it becomes cheaper. :P



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Jan 27 2010, 11:54 pm LoveLess Post #10

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

The iPad



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Jan 28 2010, 12:23 am rockz Post #11

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

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"Nine years ago, everyone was saying "Why didn't we invent a hard drive MP3 player?". Three years ago, everyone was saying "Why didn't we invent a touchscreen-only phone?". And today, everyone will be saying "Why didn't we invent a tablet computer?" - CNET

"For $499, a consumer could buy a 'netbook' with a weak processor, small screen, and either the horribly obsolete Windows XP or incomprehensible Windows knockoff from Linux. Or they can buy the iPad. Dell, HP, and Gateway are no doubt shaking in their boots." - Walt Mossberg, The Wall Street Journal

"Tablet PCs are nothing new. But Steve Jobs has removed them from the sweaty hands of computer geekoids and turned them into something a normal person could actually use." - Washington Post

Apple's stock was down 1.7% today too. The next apple shit is going to be two of these put together, in a DS like fashion, with a touchscreen keyboard. The power button will be one of those touch sensitive ones with no tactile feedback, and there aren't going to be any ports (just 4 air holes).



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Jan 28 2010, 1:33 am dumbducky Post #12



Ugh, mainstream media does such a terrible job with tech. Walt Mossberg is the worst offender. He's apparently never heard of Windows 7 and doesn't know $500 can buy you a real laptop. One that doesn't run a glorified mobile operating system.

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The power button will be one of those touch sensitive ones with no tactile feedback, and there aren't going to be any ports (just 4 air holes).
Cooling vents aren't sleek and sexy enough. Get rid of them.



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Jan 28 2010, 1:57 am LoveLess Post #13

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

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"Nine years ago, everyone was saying "Why didn't we invent a hard drive MP3 player?". Three years ago, everyone was saying "Why didn't we invent a touchscreen-only phone?". And today, everyone will be saying "Why didn't we invent a tablet computer?" - CNET

"For $499, a consumer could buy a 'netbook' with a weak processor, small screen, and either the horribly obsolete Windows XP or incomprehensible Windows knockoff from Linux. Or they can buy the iPad. Dell, HP, and Gateway are no doubt shaking in their boots." - Walt Mossberg, The Wall Street Journal

"Tablet PCs are nothing new. But Steve Jobs has removed them from the sweaty hands of computer geekoids and turned them into something a normal person could actually use." - Washington Post
Apple's stock was down 1.7% today too. The next apple shit is going to be two of these put together, in a DS like fashion, with a touchscreen keyboard. The power button will be one of those touch sensitive ones with no tactile feedback, and there aren't going to be any ports (just 4 air holes).
I swear, the next thing they make wont be made of anything BUT a screen. You even put a screen up to a screen and they connect!

Silly consumer, a small part of the whole touch screen, here on the side, you push and slide that to this portion of the screen, then it shuts off. To cancel it, you can yell at it and the screen will sense your frustrating mistake, correcting it for you!

Don't forget! It's touch screen.




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Jan 28 2010, 2:25 am Centreri Post #14

Relatively ancient and inactive

The iPhone was actually interesting. This is them trying to apply an old formula in a new place, and the only reason this could POSSIBLY be popular is if the advertising campaign for it is fantastic.

EDIT: Read some articles, all of them praising it. It's like people don't understand what laptops/tablets are. The advertising's down :(.

/me roots for Microsoft

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Jan 28 2010, 3:17 am stickynote Post #15



They don't need advertising. All these news articles and journals are plenty of free advertisement.



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Jan 28 2010, 4:27 am DevliN Post #16

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

I love how much of a let-down this is. The iPad has been built up over the past few months as the savior of mankind, and it has turned out to be the biggest joke.

I have a friend who works for Apple who got reprimanded for saying "Apple iPad = Apple Fail" as a Facebook update. Good times.



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Jan 28 2010, 4:29 am fat_flying_pigs Post #17



My guess is that this will be a lost more "User friendly" than most windows laptops. In general, Apple products are easier to understand for non-tech savy person. It also helps that Apple products revolve around picture/movies/music. Most people can relate to these things compared to video games. Of course, to people who have basic understanding of computers, we prefer windows. To people who know how to program/create hardware, linux is usually the choice.

Getting past the obvious stuff... I think that this product will do fairly well (although I do not like it...). I am going to assume that this product is easy to use, and can do the basics people expect from a laptop: browse the web, chat, check emails, get news, check stocks, view pictures/moves. The big screen size helps people with sight problems/bigger hands.



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Jan 28 2010, 5:06 am MasterJohnny Post #18



Does it have a stylus? Cause if it does I would buy it. I been waiting for Asus to ship out its T101h tablet netbook so I can do quick math notes but Asus does not look like its doing that anytime soon.

:bleh: @ Madtv



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Jan 28 2010, 6:41 am DevliN Post #19

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

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I am going to assume that this product is easy to use, and can do the basics people expect from a laptop: browse the web, chat, check emails, get news, check stocks, view pictures/moves. The big screen size helps people with sight problems/bigger hands.
True, but not at the same time. Since it's made like an iPhone, you can't have multiple "apps" open simultaneously. Seems sort of ridiculous if they're trying to kill the netbook with this thing.



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Jan 28 2010, 6:53 am fat_flying_pigs Post #20



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Quote from fat_flying_pigs
I am going to assume that this product is easy to use, and can do the basics people expect from a laptop: browse the web, chat, check emails, get news, check stocks, view pictures/moves. The big screen size helps people with sight problems/bigger hands.
True, but not at the same time. Since it's made like an iPhone, you can't have multiple "apps" open simultaneously. Seems sort of ridiculous if they're trying to kill the netbook with this thing.
If it doesn't, someone will hack it and enable "backgrounding" like they did in for the iPhone. The hacked backgrounding app is called "Kirikae", if you want to look it up.
Backgrounding lets the user simply hold down the home button, and a new screen pops up. The user can choose to run another app from there while keeping the 1st app open. Holding the home button again will enable the user to go back to any opened apps, or to open a new app.



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