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Strange lights over Norway
Dec 11 2009, 8:32 am
By: ClansAreForGays  

Dec 11 2009, 8:32 am ClansAreForGays Post #1



Alright what the HELL is this thing?!





The Official Story is that it is a failed russian sub ICBM missile test. I'm not missile explosion expert, but I do play a lot of StarCraft and that doesn't look ANYTHING like ANYTHING I've seen before. Looking at the video and pictures, you'd think they were obviously photoshoped, but then you read the official headlines(for the brief moment they are on the air) and really

From what I can gather is either:

A) the "spiral that turns into a black hole" isn't a missile and we are being lied to

OR

B) It is an ICBM capable of doing some really crazy shit that makes this look tame.


I hate to sound like a 9/11 nutjob, but I'm a lil freaked out.

EDIT: found a counter-viewpoint http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8i5EfmYU4

After looking at some Vandenburg Missile test videos, I am definitely undereducated in missiles. Although I will say that the Norway case looks very different than the videos I've seen.

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Dec 11 2009, 8:52 am by ClansAreForGays.




Dec 11 2009, 8:52 am KrayZee Post #2



Better than fireworks.



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Dec 11 2009, 8:53 am Riney Post #3

Thigh high affectionado

Disclaimer: This is the conspiracy theorists side

Think about it, who better to cover it up than the government. ITs probably some technology that nobody but a few people know about.



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Dec 11 2009, 9:16 am tearshed Post #4



Looks like someone set their Dremel to "Pierce the Heavens".

On a more serious note, this video offers some explanation;




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Dec 11 2009, 11:43 am MadZombie Post #5



Its our sun trying to communicate with us.



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Dec 11 2009, 11:43 am Moose Post #6

We live in a society.

Quote from ClansAreForGays
A) the "spiral that turns into a black hole" isn't a missile and we are being lied to
A spiral that turned into a black hole next to earth would destroy the earth. And probably the solar system.

Quote from ClansAreForGays
B) It is an ICBM capable of doing some really crazy shit that makes this look tame.
Any modern-day nuclear weapon makes Hiroshima look tame. :P
(Though in theory, size isn't as important... 20 one megaton bombs would get you further than one 20 megaton bomb.)




Dec 11 2009, 11:58 am Hug A Zergling Post #7



Maybe it's just a Protoss player casting recall.



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Dec 11 2009, 12:10 pm Urahara Post #8



Quote from Hug A Zergling
Maybe it's just a Protoss player casting recall.
Lmao Exactly what i thought
Or maybe the protoss exist and we are all going to die



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Dec 11 2009, 12:20 pm MadZombie Post #9



Quote from Urahara
Quote from Hug A Zergling
Maybe it's just a Protoss player casting recall.
Lmao Exactly what i thought
Or maybe the protoss exist and we are all going to die
brb, converting to the khala



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Dec 11 2009, 12:22 pm Zycorax Post #10

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It's pretty much confirmed that it was a failed Russian missile launch. Boring explanation is boring :(
It annoys me that all the cool visual stuff always happens in the north...




Dec 11 2009, 11:22 pm Centreri Post #11

Relatively ancient and inactive

Yeah, I'm not much for conspiracy theories, and I'd stick with the Bulava SLBM failure theory.
Quote from Zycorax
It annoys me that all the cool visual stuff always happens in the north...
The south sux.



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Dec 12 2009, 11:11 pm Dapperdan Post #12



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A spiral that turned into a black hole next to earth would destroy the earth. And probably the solar system.

I'm guessing he wasn't talking about an actual 'black hole' in scientific terms. But rather, just a hole that is black. Eh? Cause obviously it would make less than 0 sense if it were an actual black hole that you are speaking about.



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Dec 13 2009, 12:50 am Vi3t-X Post #13



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IFLH8GzQh4



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Dec 13 2009, 1:48 am Marine Post #14



Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Quote from ClansAreForGays
A) the "spiral that turns into a black hole" isn't a missile and we are being lied to
A spiral that turned into a black hole next to earth would destroy the earth. And probably the solar system.

A black hole next to Earth would destroy everything within thousands of light years around us pretty quickly.



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Dec 13 2009, 1:53 am OlimarandLouie Post #15



Quote from MadZombie
Quote from Urahara
Quote from Hug A Zergling
Maybe it's just a Protoss player casting recall.
Lmao Exactly what i thought
Or maybe the protoss exist and we are all going to die
brb, converting to the khala
I'm going with Glass Joe on this one, it's definitely a protoss player casting recall. *Takes cover behind nearest missile turret*



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Dec 13 2009, 3:21 am Fire_Kame Post #16

wth is starcraft

Quote from ClansAreForGays
I'm not missile explosion expert, but I do play a lot of StarCraft

I think this topic is done.




Dec 13 2009, 6:15 pm Doodle77 Post #17



I've seen a model rocket fail in exactly the same way before.



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