Freestyle rap, no prewritten stuff; I have no way of checking; we'll just use an honor system.
You can challenge somebody if you want.
I'm not challenging anybody right now, but just throwing out the first lines.

you dont know how to rap
your lyrics be wack
dont say you know more than me
why do you even call yourself an mc?
dont even try rhymin in my air
you got no skill or flair
i got more lines
so stop tryin
im rappin the dopest shit
you over there tryna suck your dick
cant even compare to me
dumb shit
im done talkin.

Can we flame? With good intentions/lulz of course.

Sticky notes gay
gay like 'The Fray'
HE BETTA PRAY
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE


We cool bro?

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
I AM CENTRERI
SO !@#$ YOU!

School'd.

Yo, Cent, feel that?
That's the on coming beat down
From this here battle rap

See you try to take it old school
Turn roses into prose and pro kids
Let me make it clear you cant smoke this
Ex got your number because you broke
Keep out of here your shit is a joke
Keep that weak shit out of here
Better off putting the barrel to your ear
Save me the trouble, do us both a favor
Off yourself and realize that Ex
Is the lyrical savior

Fuck yeah

A. Jackson better stop talking smack
'cause damn, Old hickory, you is whack.
Straight up 1820s yo momma on the corna'
Down from that clown selling crack
she be spinning tricks and holla'
Back out to ya'll, from '82 -
'Cause Jackson, your old ass just got SCHOOED.

Nixon just a head, giving it becomes his job
Outted from the white house, wiretappin slob
School you on how to run this democracy
Bitch you better recognize the dominance of old hickory

You're a dickless bitch and missing everything below the neck
Gonna teach your impeached head respect
Bring out the nine and put it your dome
In a bloody shoppin bag I send you home

Ouch Centreri and nixon

I believe that is a huge part of a rap battle...

I can't believe the lines i be hearin
the disses so bad you be pissin
when i drop these lyrical weapons
look, i even put it in a box like a present
i got so much money my wallet wont close
look at you, you're broke like michael jackson's nose.
im fresher than new clothes
you weak like rotten rose
the ones that Cent tries to rap about
cant do it though; got no clout

hey yo zombie,
I don't get your lyrics;
you rhyme with no spirit
like the zombie you pretend to be
cant even compare to me
makin references to gays
we all know your homo, okay?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Can I put my testicles in your mouth
Not one, but two?

LAWL CH00 GAWT SCHOO'D!

What would posses you people to do this?

I was honestly trying to kill the thread.

Learn from these guys

Now this made me Lol and hard. I gotta join in on this post, I sense much win
----------------

Now look over here fellow G's and hoes
Desu on the mic with tons of tones
I stand side by side with my bat and nine
Ready to school chumps who cant rhyme
So pass me the bottle so I can take a hit
My lyrics are fresh on this sen rap shit
So why deny it bitch, you know Im sly
DMs in the house ready to make hoes cry

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 20 2009, 10:46 pm by Dark_Marine.

This thread's an abomination of media, art, and literature. If I saw you in real life, I'd probably even spit at 'cha.

This sort of shit belongs in the null, but even there it wont fit, because the topic is dull.

Flaming is still against rule number nine, that doesn't change, just because sentences end with a rhyme.

Needless to say, this should be locked. And stickynote my friend, you should be mocked. For this right here, is the stupidest thread ever, but you made it anyway, now that wasn't clever.

Now toss me back the mic I must discuss
This new guy shocko, needs hit by a bus
Treating our passion like a pile of trash
Now you mafia scum, prepare for us to bash
Up and down all over you
Dont belive what I say is true?
Just ask any of these other fellas in here
Your ass 'bout to get hung so go hide in fear

Look at you,
think you so poetic.
I'll drop this lyrical nuke on you,
so stop the pathetic rhetoric.
I know you rockers hate rap,
but ya'll don't know crap.
The rap game is a broken record,
it play the same shit over and over again.
Jaff, whats with the flight of the concords?
The real shit is spit from eminem,
and rappers like him.
They tryna revive the game,
but the last try was lame.
lil inferno,
we know youz a homo,
but no need to share the info,
we already know.
Centreri, what the fuck was that?
A failed attempt to kill this thread?
Only person who can do that is flying hat.
Im trying to spread
an art that is dead.
Are my efforts futile?
Should I listen to rock instead?
No way, fuck no, Ima hip-hop head.
DM, you think your a G?
No, you need to look at me.
Rappin from the heart,
the flow will never stop,
we all play a part.
I'm the hero, your the villain.
I killed you in the end.
Hailfire, why are you even here?
Posting useless comments,
you voice is a pain to my ears.
I be like "I'm on it"
while you be spinning around waiting for an order
thats right, your a soldier,
I'm your general.
I can decide when your life should end,
it ends now, bye, your not my friend.

(It's okay Hailfire, your still my buddy )

Yo Cent, things are gettin' messed up in yo' head.
You start actin' up like you jus' wishin' you dead.
I think it's just 'cuz you ain't taken your meds.
Cancel your ghost's nuke before it hits this thread.
Back off, step back, or I'll give you a body full a' lead.
Now please get out as I see yo' bitch in bed.

Now everyone listen up to my man Inferno
Trying to stop cent before he makes us go
Into the night without anymore words to say
Forcing us back to be on bnet alone to play
But no sir this wont happen with us here
Nor will any of us leave with a tear
Us /b/rothers in arms ready to take ya down
Chop you up and bury you in the next town
Ready for more I dare say you arent
Come challange us with some lyrical Art

Listen bitch's i'll fuck you up
knock you out, toss in my truck
Vi3t-x's dick you try to suck
too bad Lt)Church masturbatin in the muck
o0Maxx0o got no skill, all just luck, brain the size of hockey puck
EUD's own num chucks
sticky's shirt he need to tuck
before I icky on his face
because he was up in my terrain space
ew, shit it's echo's face.
omg it's woodenfire I need a mop
his terrain is like photo shop
wtf it's morph(U), grids so nasty I gotta moo
wtf its mini moose, hes so tight that he is loose.
well this is the end of my noob ryhme
dont feel bad i'm out of time.

P.S I love you viet, you make a fuckin great pet!

Tuck my shirt pigy?
is that the way you dress?
Come a little closer and I'll kill you like I did to John F. Kennedy.
I don't think you want to mess,
in rap I am the best.
Your goin around dissin people you barely know,
I know you payed DM for a private show.
I'm surprised you can even rhyme,
in my world, pigs are sightly better than slime.
Rappin 'bout starcraft?
that's real geeky,
you bunch of nerdy bunch of weaklings.
Moose should ban you,
for all that you done,
I'm done dissin you,
cuz I already killed you with DM's shotgun.

Inferno, I think you need to go to school,
learn a little english to bring to the battle.
you sound like a fool,
Im the beast, you paying the toll.
To cross the bridge;
on the other side is skill,
you stuck on the side called geeky zeal.
Why you want to fuck cent's whore?
She's uglier than pigy than boar.
Cancel the nuke?
I think I'm about to puke,
at the horribleness of that line,
You think cent has the brains to get shit like that?
You about to get taken over like Barbie did to Bratz.

Screw you .

Yeah, this is partially a flamefest, disguised as a creative topic.