well originally i posted this, my clues from the first post, i was going to go through all of them, and i did, but after i listed everything i clicked on a link going to close a tab, so i lost all my shit and got pissed, disregard this and look at the all caps part, it has all the compiled information i gathered simply and lists the people we need to lynch.
"On the rural flatlands of a small town, most people have gone to sleep. A gentle rain bathes the houses and businesses, but gradually intensifies. There is no thunder or lightning, but enough rain to keep most folk indoors. [quote]Only the moon and a single golden star shine in the overcast night[/quote]. Overall, a fine cover is provided for murderous mischief.
On the outskirts of town, surrounded by acres of corn fields, a shady transacation is taking place. Four gentlemen, in two pairs meet in a small clearing of the crops. [quote][u]Removing his obnoxiously reflective sunglasses,[/u][/quote] a man removes a small and ornate gray box and key [quote]from his jacket[/quote]. He passes it to a man with antlers in the other pair. Unlocking the box, the man with antlers peers inside, and smiles. "Good, excellent. You kept your end of the bargain," he says, locking the box shut and passing it to his friend. Reaching inside his coat, he deposits the key and takes out a money clip. "one, two, three..." he counts out stacks of $100 bills into his seller's hands until he reaches the $50,000.
"Good doing business with you," says the man in a [quote]thick German accent[/quote] as he stuffs the cash into his vest. As he adjusts his tie, seven clicks of guns are heard from around the entire space of the transaction. Several forms emerge from the shadows and gesture towards the box and the money, "We'll be taking those". "Mafia, I should known" remarked the man with the antlers. [quote]The mafia made a simply but cryptic reply: "Yes, I have moved."[/quote] Various words were exchanged in argument as everyone spoke at once. Little sense was made for those ten seconds, when the mafia opened fire. Bullets, similar to the rain pounding the ground, went into the two pairs of men, who die before even falling to the floor. As the mafia loot the corpses for the money and the box, lights flash on in the distant farmhouse. The mafia hurries up before they can be caught, and neglect to search for the key to the box.
Abandoning the corpses among the crops, the mafia makes a quick and artful escape. The owner of the farmhouse discovers the bodies and notices a glint of metal from one of the fallen corpses. Taking the key and placing it in his pocket, he returns home to notify the police. The body of Mini Moose 2707 and the other men are promptly buried the next morning. The burial rites are not quiet among the restless town craving revenge. Before the shovels even bury the final corpse, the town begins expedient erection of a guillotine. Horns blare to gather the town into the town hall, all of the townspeople gather for their first lynching."
Alright I've started with the first post to compile clues. The golden star, Sunglasses, from his jacket (dark marines avatar), german accent, "yes i have moved",
Nothing pointing to farty though...
GOD DAMNIT I DID IT TWICE FUCK ME. I WENT THROUGH 90 PAGES AND FOUND ALL THE CLUES THEN CLICKED ON A LINK BY ACCIDENT. OKAY HERES THE MAFIA
DARKMARINE - HES A MARINE, WEAPONS MASTER, GLASSES, SHADY, HE HAS A JACKET, AND HE TRIED TO GET EVERY1 TO VOTE DOODLE,
WOAHORDE - TRAVELS LIKE A SWARM MAYBE HORDE?, HAS A JACKET, HAS A MASK, IS A SPY - WEAPONS MASTER - LOCK PICKS SHIT - DOESNT WAKE DAPPERDAN, PROFFESIONAL EXECUTION,
ZOMBEH - TRAVELS IN SWARMS, DEAD OF NIGHT, CHANGED AVATAR - NO PUNISHMENT (CAUSE MAFIA IS IMPORTANT), DOESNT DO SHIT, FOUL AIR, "mafia-infested village"
GREO - THE 4:20 CLUE, HE POSTED THE NUMBERS 20, 4, AND 24, BUT NOT 16 HIS NUMBER!, KIND OF A DICK TRYING TO FRAME THE ONLY GOOD TOWNIE DEVILISK, ORCS TRAVEL IN SWARMS,
FATALEXCEPTION - HES A NINJA, HES A NINJA, SAME SHIT AS WOAHORDE - MASK W.E, HES A NINJA,
FLYING HAT - HAD A COWBOY HAT AVATAR, CHANGED IT THOUGH, THE FIRST POST HAD THE GOLDEN STAR AND SO DID ANOTHER, NOTHING ELSE THOUGH FUCK
HOBOS - SUSPICIOUS POSTING, DMCRY AVATAR, WEAK CANDIDATE FOR MAFIA BUT I THOUGHT ID MENTION
AS IT STANDS WE NEED TO LYNCH IN THAT ORDER
BUT WTF IS WITH THE BLUE AND GREEN HOUSE CLUE?? THEN WHEN WE LYNCHED DOODLE THE GREEN SOMETHING MADE BLUE SPARKS??? WHAT IS THAT ANOTHER CLUE TO GREO? WHAT DOES BLUE AND GREEN MEAN? O YEA AND GERMAN ACCENT WHAT THE FUCK?
One falls with a gunshot wound, and two more are dispatched with blades
MORE FATAL AND GREO EVIDENCE GOD DAMNIT I HAD SO MANY CLUES. THERES THE FUCKING RUNDOWN LYNCH THEM OR NOT I QUIT I FUCKING SPENT FOREVER SEARCHING CLUES.
Zell.
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