Am I supposed to ask someone to dance or am I supposed to just wade into the mob in the middle.
I'm just standing here.... with all these people around me, I'M SO AWKWARD!
ok, don't just stand in one place, walk around to club a bit.
*5 laps later*
My legs are getting tired, and people are probably starting to think I'm that A.D.D. kid who actually runs to the cafeteria at lunch. (Fast Walker)
*Soulja boy comes on*
Now's my chance! I can wade back into the mob and 'crank it' with them.
She's dancing her way over to me, finally! Oh wait, she's a wookie! abort! take laps! hide!
Phew, lost her. This is stupid, what was I thinking. Everyone here is fake, retarded, and probably has herpes. Most of the chick here are Yeti's anyways. I'm leaving. Ugh, I have to go across the dance floor through that AIDS infested mob? Isn't that a fire hazard?
"Excuse me." ........... "Excuse me." ........................... "Excuse..." Who's grabbing me? Am I about to get my ass kicked? woah.... hey.... she's rubbing her ass on me, and she's like a 10!
Awesome! I don't really know what to do but take it, BUT THIS IS AWESOME! Really awesome, really really really.... uh oh. Don't get a boner. Don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner...
She is totally grinding on my boner, THIS IS AWESOME! I love clubs! Why didn't I try this sooner. Clubbing has to be the coolest thing ever, everyone needs to try this. Fuck sports/work/games. This is where you find the true meaning of life.
This is love. I can honestly say I've never loved anyone else before in my life until her. I don't know her name, but as soon as she's done grinding my cock I am going to ask her to marry me. I wonder what we should name our.... where'd she go?
THAT WHORE! Now she's dancing with some jock. I'm so stupid, the one place I decided not to bring my pocket knife. stupid stupid stupid. I'm going to follow this faggot out to his car and hit him over the head with a pipe. kill kill kill kill kill KILL
Love is dead, this club is dead, I wish everyone was dead. I going to.... uh oh! wookie! Peace out bitches!
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