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Ninja vs Pirate!
Ninjas arent faster than bullets.
They don't need to be. If you think your bullet's going to hit the ninja, then you're obviously confused about where the ninja really is.
Ninjas can't even commit suicide via gun. Guns just don't work on them.
Ninjas can't even commit suicide via gun. Guns just don't work on them.
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Ninjas look cooler <insert ninja smiley that I couldn't find here>
Jedi > Pirates > Ninjas
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Ninjas can infiltrate anything, and they can use any weapon even if it's a gun. Pirates "pirate" but Ninjs "infiltrate" and conquer. And Fatal, I know a lot of male ninjas that are straight.
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Pirates can use sabres, swords, guns, ships, cannons, and others. They are also cooler, swifter, and can kick ass. Pirates "Pirate" but Ninjas "Hide and is scared poopless"
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Ninjas can easily own pirates. Pirates are innatentive.
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Ninjas dont have a baseball team.
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I'm with the Pirates. The Black Pearl is just as stealthy as ninjas. I'd love to see a cannon blow a ninja's head off. Also, the pirates have a captain with a magic compass. If you don't know what I'm talking about I pity you...
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Pirates can use sabres, swords, guns, ships, cannons, and others. They are also cooler, swifter, and can kick ass. Pirates "Pirate" but Ninjas "Hide and is scared poopless"
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Ninjas dont have a baseball team.
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(Jedi = Ninja) > Pirate
God, I wish I had my kamishibai (Look it up). I could get a video of me telling it and then give it to all you pirate lovers.
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Merged with above! Yeah!
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Fact: Pirates dress cooler then ninjas. Black cloak? Common. Pirates have outfits design'd to own. And the ninja outfit is terrible during the day because they are easily seen.
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Plus they wear tights.
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Some ninjas were trained historically for naval combat. They could swim up to enemy ships and disable their rudders, then dump oil on the water surface in front of the ship, ignite it, and watch the ship move into the burning oil helplessly.
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
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Some ninjas were trained historically for naval combat. They could swim up to enemy ships and disable their rudders, then dump oil on the water surface in front of the ship, ignite it, and watch the ship move into the burning oil helplessly.
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
Damn straight.
I would show everyone the "Ninja Handjob", but I'd get banned.
"Ninja Handjob: Pirates only wish they were this cool"
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See, that proves ninjas are gay.
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See, that proves ninjas are gay.
Right on pirate brother. At least pirates have a first maid. Who knows what ninjas do in their dojos.
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i say ninja, maybe some of you arent familiaer with the "ninja code"
(key) The action or scenario = what it translates to; means
you make eye contect with a ninja = prepare to die
a ninja shakes your hand = have a nice day
(then prepare to die)
You come home to find a Ninja reading the paper and using your toilet = You can't knock on the freakin door? Prepare to die
You do NOT see a Ninja = Prepare to die
A Ninja takes you out for dinner = Prepare to dine...Then die
... yea ninjas are sick,btw dont forget the number one rule about ninjas
DON'T CUT IN LINE. He will let you pass, buy food and then throw a shuriken swiftly into your throat killing you instantly, then take your food.
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(key) The action or scenario = what it translates to; means
you make eye contect with a ninja = prepare to die
a ninja shakes your hand = have a nice day
(then prepare to die)You come home to find a Ninja reading the paper and using your toilet = You can't knock on the freakin door? Prepare to die
You do NOT see a Ninja = Prepare to die
A Ninja takes you out for dinner = Prepare to dine...Then die
... yea ninjas are sick,btw dont forget the number one rule about ninjas
DON'T CUT IN LINE. He will let you pass, buy food and then throw a shuriken swiftly into your throat killing you instantly, then take your food.
(relaible info provided from here)
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See, that proves ninjas are gay.
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I think Pirates have cooler outfits, the more formal captains. Ninjas wear tights that exposes their balls killing thousands of sperm everyday, that is why ninjas are extinct!
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Quote from EcHo
Ninjas arent faster than bullets.
Quote from EzDay281
They don't need to be. If you think your bullet's going to hit the ninja, then you're obviously confused about where the ninja really is.
Ninjas can't even commit suicide via gun. Guns just don't work on them.
Ninjas can't even commit suicide via gun. Guns just don't work on them.
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Jedi > Pirates > Ninjas
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Fact: Pirates dress cooler then ninjas. Black cloak? Common. Pirates have outfits design'd to own. And the ninja outfit is terrible during the day because they are easily seen.
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Some ninjas were trained historically for naval combat. They could swim up to enemy ships and disable their rudders, then dump oil on the water surface in front of the ship, ignite it, and watch the ship move into the burning oil helplessly.
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
Can't get much more badass than that. Except by being a templar with a tuxedo of course. :3
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See, that proves ninjas are gay.
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Quote from EcHo
See, that proves ninjas are gay.
Right on pirate brother. At least pirates have a first maid. Who knows what ninjas do in their dojos.
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As for females, they forced to be pirates if they're pirates
Not really. Some pirate clans are all women only. And if they are mixed in together they normally get equal oppertunities.
Another reason why ninjas suck is because since they originate in old japan they believe in suicide which makes them emo. Unlike pirates where before they end there life they scatter there treasure. Also who cares if they rescue girls. That still doesnt answer how faggy they are. *cough ninja handjob*
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Ninjas weren't good guys. They were assassins so why would they rescue princesses and such? Pirates don't spend all their times on the sea.
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(Jedi = Ninja) > Pirate
Edited, the equation was wrong.
Edited, the equation was wrong.
Jedi=Randy Couture > Pirate and Ninjas
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There are even poems about ninjas.
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NINJA POETRY CORNER
by d.j. kirkbride
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Do You Believe in Ninjas?
Do you believe in ninjas, little girl?
Do you believe in ninjas in your worl'?
I do. You should, too.
Ninjas are all around us.
They specialize in being,.. invisible.
So if the ninja is a good ninja,
You wouldn't know if he (or she) was around.
Don't be dumb.
Ninjas are all around us.
Why Ninjas?
Why ninjas?
Why not ninjas?
I'll tell ya' why not--
They're wearing nothing
More than glorified pajamas.
And we're 'sposed ta' fear 'em?
Here's what I think o'
Them damn sissy ninjas--
URK! Oh my-- my throat--
Chinese throwing star--
To-- my-- throat--
Damn-- ninjas,...
Ninjas Are People, Too.
Ninjas are people, too.
Those silent warriors in their jammies
Of a dark hue.
Sure, they wear silly footwear.
The way the big toe's
Separated from the other toes.
But can you jump fitty feet in the air?
I doubt it, bee-yatch.
Do Ninjas Love?
Do ninjas love?
Do they have time,.. for love,.. ?
Ninjas are all about invisibility, but,..
Are their hearts,.. invisible?
Can ninjas turn off their emotions
As easily as they can,.. disappear?
Oh, woe begone, God bless the lonely,
Lonely,.. ninjas.
Ninjas: Why Do I Love Them So?
Ninjas,..
Why do I love them so?
If I was around them
I'd become a ho.
Ninjas,..
Why are they so damn cool?
Compared to their greatness
I feel like a tool.
by d.j. kirkbride
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Do You Believe in Ninjas?
Do you believe in ninjas, little girl?
Do you believe in ninjas in your worl'?
I do. You should, too.
Ninjas are all around us.
They specialize in being,.. invisible.
So if the ninja is a good ninja,
You wouldn't know if he (or she) was around.
Don't be dumb.
Ninjas are all around us.
Why Ninjas?
Why ninjas?
Why not ninjas?
I'll tell ya' why not--
They're wearing nothing
More than glorified pajamas.
And we're 'sposed ta' fear 'em?
Here's what I think o'
Them damn sissy ninjas--
URK! Oh my-- my throat--
Chinese throwing star--
To-- my-- throat--
Damn-- ninjas,...
Ninjas Are People, Too.
Ninjas are people, too.
Those silent warriors in their jammies
Of a dark hue.
Sure, they wear silly footwear.
The way the big toe's
Separated from the other toes.
But can you jump fitty feet in the air?
I doubt it, bee-yatch.
Do Ninjas Love?
Do ninjas love?
Do they have time,.. for love,.. ?
Ninjas are all about invisibility, but,..
Are their hearts,.. invisible?
Can ninjas turn off their emotions
As easily as they can,.. disappear?
Oh, woe begone, God bless the lonely,
Lonely,.. ninjas.
Ninjas: Why Do I Love Them So?
Ninjas,..
Why do I love them so?
If I was around them
I'd become a ho.
Ninjas,..
Why are they so damn cool?
Compared to their greatness
I feel like a tool.
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