[color=#1af][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsDUSxK5Fs]Click Me[/url] I've written down everything he says for it, but there's two sections that I can't seem to understand exactly what he was saying. I wrote down what it sounded like to me, but I'm pretty sure that's not correct. Anyone want to listen the thing and see if you can figure out what it's saying? It's bugging me. Parts that I didn't get quite right are bolded. [quote]So I've been playin' Kingdom Hearts 2. For those of you that don't know what Kingdom Hearts 2 is, basically Final Fantasy and Disney decided to get together and fuck and have a fucked up flipper baby. But I masturbate to fucked up flipper baby porn, so this works out perfect for me. My friends are like "YOU GOTTA PLAY THIS GAME. YOU GO TO SEA BOAT WILLIE WORLD. YOU GO TO TRON WORLD. YOU GO TO MULAN'S HOME TOWN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU WANT TO DO THAT, BUT YOU DO AND IT'S SO MUCH FUN YOU WANT TO GO BACK!" And I trust my friends, cause they watch Disney Afternoons. They like Gargoyles, and Darkwing Duck, and Ducktales, and Gummy Bears, and all those important pieces of animation that we all know and love. So I trust my friends, and I play Kingdom Hearts 2, without even knowing what happened in Kingdom Hearts 1! I know what you're thinking: "MC, THAT'S CRAZY. YOU DON'T KNOW THE EXPOSITION, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED." I KNOW. I'm a rebel gamer, that's how I do things. I go into it blind, without knowin' what the fuck's going on. Because I love Japan, they got lobster cola, and panties with dookies in vending machines. I love it. So I play this game, and for like 4 million years, I'm stuck in this town called Hollow Bastion. And I'm not even the main character. I'm Roxas. The main character's Sora, and I keep havin' dreams about the main character. Meanwhile, Tony Soprano's in a coma. There's no instant gratification. I'm gettin' a little bored. But my friends are like "KEEP PLAYIN', KEEP PLAYIN', EVENTUALLY DISNEY CHARACTERS ARE COMIN' OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE. IT'S AWESOME, JUST STICK WITH IT." So I do, and I go to the bulletin board, and I look at all the jobs, and I do all the errands, and I get enough money to buy a train ticket, to get on the dope ass Disney train to go to the fun fucking part of the game. That's bullshit. It took me like 4 years. I didn't see so much as a Sebastian the Crab for like a hundred millenia. Meanwhile, you're playing Resident Evil 4 and it's like "BITCH, ZOMBIES COMIN' UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW. SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD, SHOOT EM. GRAB THE SHOTGUN, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD IT, WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU. WHAT ARE YOU PRESSIN' SELECT FOR? YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE. BITCH, ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM, HIS AXE IS ON FIRE, HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS. SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!" And then you go back to Kingdom Hearts 2, and it's all these really lame cut scenes. They're in the back alley, it's all anime bullshit with their hands on their hips, and they're like "Man! I hope we solve this mystery!" And nothin' happens! Meanwhile, you go back to Resident Evil 4 and it's like "BITCH, THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE, PRESS A! PRESS A!! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL, YOU'RE STILL PLAYIN'! JUMP GYPSY! COME ON, JUMP! President's daughter's been kidnapped. It's up to us!"[/quote] Edit: Figured it out.[/color]

This is awesome.

This is awesome.

Yeah that about sums it up. :P

Yeah that about sums it up.

[color=#1af]LAWL OLD TOPIC. I love this video, and I'm bumping this to encourage you guys to watch it.[/color]

[QUOTE] Added: October 17, 2006 [/QUOTE] Way to be up to date. HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS MOVIE 300??????//// ITS PRETTY SWEET!!!1111

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Added: October 17, 2006

Way to be up to date.

HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS MOVIE 300??????//// ITS PRETTY SWEET!!!1111

[quote=Golden-Fist][QUOTE] Added: October 17, 2006 [/QUOTE] Way to be up to date you fucking moron. HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS MOVIE 300??????//// ITS PRETTY SWEET!!!1111[/quote] [color=#1af]Most of the people I know haven't seen it, jack ass.[/color]

You know what else they haven't seen? THE SUN Get away from under the rock.

You know what else they haven't seen?

THE SUN

Get away from under the rock.

News flash: There's no zombies in RE4.

News flash: There's no zombies in RE4.

News flash: they are zombies to everyone in the world but the assholes who insist on calling them what Capcom decided to that specific game. Besides, if it walks like a duck...

News flash: they are zombies to everyone in the world but the assholes who insist on calling them what Capcom decided to that specific game. Besides, if it walks like a duck...

Zombies in all the other RE games don't run, talk, use weapons, or throw shit at you.

Zombies in all the other RE games don't run, talk, use weapons, or throw shit at you.