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Cloverfield, Anyone else care to ruin the movie for me?

Creator: dumbducky
Time: Jan 19 2008, 4:46 am

Post #1     dumbducky Jan 19 2008, 4:46 am

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Thanks Syphon. Anyone else want to throw out some spoilers?


On an unrelated note, Esponeo says:

Esponeo: in Pokemon Pearl a group called Team Galactic imprisons God and attempts to destroy existence.
Esponeo: God is a level 47 pokemon named Palkia.
dumb ducky7: interesting
dumb ducky7: you still play pokemon
Esponeo: I haven't played since R/B/Y
Esponeo: But yea I'm playing Pearl right now
dumb ducky7: Then how do you know?
Esponeo: I probably should have thought this one through.
dumb ducky7: lol
Esponeo: This battle I mean
Esponeo: I didn't save or anything
Esponeo: and my primary pokemon just got one-shotted.
Esponeo: OH FUCK
Esponeo: LOL
Esponeo: well GG
dumb ducky7: gg
Esponeo: I just lost the past 4 hours of gameplay.
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Post #2     [Doodan]:] Jan 19 2008, 5:02 am

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Snape kills Dumbledore.

Vader is Luke's father.

Faye Dunaway's daughter in Chinatown is also her sister.

Soylent Green is people.

Charlie inherits Wonka's chocolate factory.

Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense is actually a ghost but he doesn't know it.

The Land of Oz was all a dream.

Norman Bates' mother is actually dead and he goes around dressed like her.

Rosebud was Citizen Kane's sled.

The "planet" in Planet of the Apes is actually Earth in the distant future.

Old Yeller gets rabies and must be put down.

Brad Pitt is actually a figment of Edward Norton's imagination.

The invading Martians are killed by Earth germs.
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Post #3     Centreri Jan 19 2008, 5:20 am

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Doodan wins thread. Can't think of anything else.
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Post #4     [Dark_Marine]:] Jan 19 2008, 5:25 am

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You forgot Leia is Lukes brother >:O
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Post #5     FatalException Jan 19 2008, 5:35 am

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Quote from CentreriDoodan wins thread. Can't think of anything else.

Dumbledore is gay.

Samuel L. Jackson has had enough.

Asuma is killed by Hidan.

Light is killed by Ryuk.

Masterchief is in a cryo tube in the half of the ship that didn't make it through.

Cloud is emo.

The storybook is about that Peach-lookalike chick who's reading it.

Professor Wilkens and Dr. Vaughn made Stigma.

Everyone was the guy in the orange ski mask (but the slut was the real one) and only the teacher died (10 points to whoever guesses what movie that was).

The Master Hand flies away.

Neo saves Morpheous and sees the code.

House never planned on getting off the Vikadin, he just said he would to get out of jail time.

Duran is infested.

The pigs learn to be bipedal and speak English, essentially becoming as human as the people they originally revolted against.

Moose parties hard.
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Post #6     [Dark_Marine]:] Jan 19 2008, 5:43 am

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Dark_Marine_123 is sexy

Luigi gets Peach preggy first

Harry Kills Voldemort

Goku becomes the next Dragon in DBZ

The whole city is the killers in Hot Fuzz

Everyone here has been to /h/, dont lie.
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Post #7     FatalException Jan 19 2008, 5:50 am

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Quote from Dark_Marine_123Everyone here has been to /h/, dont lie.

... What's /h/? :/
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Post #8     chuiu Jan 19 2008, 6:39 am

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Quote from DoodanSnape kills Dumbledore.

Vader is Luke's father.

Faye Dunaway's daughter in Chinatown is also her sister.

Soylent Green is people.

Charlie inherits Wonka's chocolate factory.

Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense is actually a ghost but he doesn't know it.

The Land of Oz was all a dream.

Norman Bates' mother is actually dead and he goes around dressed like her.

Rosebud was Citizen Kane's sled.

The "planet" in Planet of the Apes is actually Earth in the distant future.

Old Yeller gets rabies and must be put down.

Brad Pitt is actually a figment of Edward Norton's imagination.

The invading Martians are killed by Earth germs.


It was Colonel Mustard with the knife in the Library.

...

Meh sorry, I'm tired thats all I could think of.
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Post #9     dumbducky Jan 19 2008, 2:12 pm

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Quote from Dark_Marine_123Everyone here has been to /h/, dont lie.

... What's /h/? :/

I believe it's a board on 4chan. I don't know which one, though.
It's Friday night and I'm a man! I'm not going to sit here all night. I'm going out to meet me a girl who's smart and sexy and has big ovaries!
And fallopian tubes!
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Post #10     JaFF Jan 19 2008, 2:38 pm

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Doodan, you forgot these:

Willard kills Kurtz and "replaces" him in the eyes of the natives, then leaves the camp.

Dr.Strangelove can walk!!! The death machine goes off.

Roger "Verbal" Kint is Kaiser Sose!
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Post #11     Centreri Jan 20 2008, 12:02 am

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I don't know what most of these even refer to, dammit.
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Post #12     Killer_Kow[MM] Jan 20 2008, 12:06 am

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Post #13     JaFF Jan 20 2008, 8:16 am

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Quote from CentreriI don't know what most of these even refer to, dammit.

Then you gotto watch MOAR good movies.
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Post #14     Obama.Paravin. Jan 20 2008, 8:18 am

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Sam dies!!!1111 (the dog)
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Look how they shine for you.
And all the things you do.
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Post #15     WoAHorde[MM] Jan 20 2008, 11:31 pm

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Fry is Lars.

The Main Character in I Am Legend(2007), dies at the end, just as he finds a cure to the virus.

The Voice in Portal is a machine that attempts to kill you, and really does have some cake.
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Post #16     Killer_Kow[MM] Jan 20 2008, 11:33 pm

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I am the father.

(Kudos to anyone who remembers this.)
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Post #17     Obama.omginbd Jan 24 2008, 3:15 am

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Quote from FatalExceptionEveryone was the guy in the orange ski mask (but the slut was the real one) and only the teacher died (10 points to whoever guesses what movie that was).


Cry wolf. Woot!!!
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Post #18     Centreri Jan 24 2008, 4:15 am

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Carrie goes on a killing spree.
Roland kills Jake.
The atom reports the electron theft to the policeman in the bar.
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Post #19     FatalException Jan 24 2008, 4:16 am

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Quote from FatalExceptionEveryone was the guy in the orange ski mask (but the slut was the real one) and only the teacher died (10 points to whoever guesses what movie that was).


Cry wolf. Woot!!!

+10 Jesus points.
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Post #20     Moobz Jan 24 2008, 4:29 am

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The Cloverfield monster doesn't die, check out the credits.

Also Heath Ledger dies.
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