[quote=Moobz]Also Heath Ledger dies.[/quote] U SPOYLD TEH NEWZ!!1one >8[!@

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Also Heath Ledger dies.

U SPOYLD TEH NEWZ!!1one >8[!@

The kids in Narnia die in a train reck. Tony gets shot by Chino and dies in Maria's arms. The Joker kills Jason Todd. Sirius Black dies. Beatrice is the orphan's mother. Camerlengo Ventresca is the Pope's son. Your rival has already beaten the Elite Four. Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers. Earl fakes his death again to get out of the relationship, which backfires, and then drives her to fake her own death as revenge. Soylent Green is PEOPLE.

The kids in Narnia die in a train reck.

Tony gets shot by Chino and dies in Maria's arms.

The Joker kills Jason Todd.

Sirius Black dies.

Beatrice is the orphan's mother.

Camerlengo Ventresca is the Pope's son.

Your rival has already beaten the Elite Four.

Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are brothers.

Earl fakes his death again to get out of the relationship, which backfires, and then drives her to fake her own death as revenge.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE.

[quote=Killer_Kow]I am the father. (Kudos to anyone who remembers this.)[/quote] Lies! Enterprise7456 was the father! :P

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I am the father.

(Kudos to anyone who remembers this.)

Lies! Enterprise7456 was the father!

Romeo and Juliet die. Beowulf kills Grendel, then has sex with Grendel's mother, then kills their dragon kid 50 years later, but is wounded so badly from the battle that he dies shortly thereafter. Morgan Freeman actually just stole that crack-addict mother's daughter so he could take care of her himself, she didn't die. Echo is mafia. Everyone dies except Wahlberg. Yipee-kiya, motherfucker.

Romeo and Juliet die.
Beowulf kills Grendel, then has sex with Grendel's mother, then kills their dragon kid 50 years later, but is wounded so badly from the battle that he dies shortly thereafter.
Morgan Freeman actually just stole that crack-addict mother's daughter so he could take care of her himself, she didn't die.
Echo is mafia.
Everyone dies except Wahlberg.
Yipee-kiya, motherfucker.

This topic just turns out to be a bunch of spoilers totally unrelated to Cloverfield.

This topic just turns out to be a bunch of spoilers totally unrelated to Cloverfield.

Now the thread is ruined. :><:

Now the thread is ruined.

[quote=dumbducky][quote=Killer_Kow]I am the father. (Kudos to anyone who remembers this.)[/quote] Lies! Enterprise7456 was the father! :P[/quote] Kudos to the retarded web-footed bird! =D

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Quote from Killer_Kow

I am the father.

(Kudos to anyone who remembers this.)

Lies! Enterprise7456 was the father!

Kudos to the retarded web-footed bird! =D

[quote=FatalException]The pigs learn to be bipedal and speak English, essentially becoming as human as the people they originally revolted against.[/quote] Win. [quote=Moobz]The Cloverfield monster doesn't die, check out the credits. Also Heath Ledger dies.[/quote] Pfft.

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The pigs learn to be bipedal and speak English, essentially becoming as human as the people they originally revolted against.

Win.

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The Cloverfield monster doesn't die, check out the credits.

Also Heath Ledger dies.

Pfft.

[quote=friedleaves]Your rival has already beaten the Elite Four.[/quote] [SIZE=18]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/SIZE][SIZE=14]OOOOOOOOOOO[/SIZE][SIZE=10]OOOOOooo[/SIZE][SIZE=8]oooooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=6]ooooooooooooooo[/SIZE]