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Fuck The Macbook Air
Jan 16 2008, 5:02 am
By: Syphon
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Jan 16 2008, 5:02 am Syphon Post #1



Title self explanatory. No target market = bad, Apple. Prepare yourselves for another flop.



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Jan 16 2008, 5:20 am Corbo Post #2

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

I saw it and said "meh another really expensive computer that I'll never get"
But then clicked the Y! Link and I saw it sucked more than what I thought of.
Seriously. Apple is aiming only to design and thin, small stuff but no functionality and improvement. Of course having a really thin laptop is an improvement but seriously? I must break like glass.



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Jan 16 2008, 5:32 am Echo Post #3



WHAT IS THE POINT OF A LAPTOP IF IT IS THIN BUT DOES NOT WORK!?



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Jan 16 2008, 11:40 am ~:Deathawk:~ Post #4



Yeah, the Macbook Air is going to flop, methinks. Way too expensive for what it's offering. No user replacable battery? 1.8" harddrive? That's going to be hellishly slow. Your other option is to pay 1000$ more for a 64GB SSD.. No user-expandable memory, and the specs are already rather weak anyway. 1 USB PORT, no optical drive, no firewire port? WTF?

I know it's giving up speed for its size, but I don't think a drop in size from the already decently sized Mac Book Pro is worth sacrificing so much.



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Jan 16 2008, 1:04 pm Syphon Post #5



Quote from ~:Deathawk:~
Yeah, the Macbook Air is going to flop, methinks. Way too expensive for what it's offering. No user replacable battery? 1.8" harddrive? That's going to be hellishly slow. Your other option is to pay 1000$ more for a 64GB SSD.. No user-expandable memory, and the specs are already rather weak anyway. 1 USB PORT, no optical drive, no firewire port? WTF?

I know it's giving up speed for its size, but I don't think a drop in size from the already decently sized Mac Book Pro is worth sacrificing so much.

Not to mention that Macbook pros actually look good. Nice, square, and sexy.



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Jan 18 2008, 4:17 pm Touchpad_Master Post #6



Ya, I'll have to admit that apple did bite themselves in the ass this time. Only good thing was the new touchpad/trackpad w/e. The macbook pro is more powerful, same price, and I can carry it around just as easly. I guess people that can't carry more than 4-5 pounds will get it. Apple should of just gave the people what they wanted and went with a laptop tablet.



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Jan 18 2008, 8:15 pm Praetor Post #7

layin' in the cut

Quote from ~:Deathawk:~
Yeah, the Macbook Air is going to flop, methinks. Way too expensive for what it's offering. No user replacable battery? 1.8" harddrive? That's going to be hellishly slow. Your other option is to pay 1000$ more for a 64GB SSD.. No user-expandable memory, and the specs are already rather weak anyway. 1 USB PORT, no optical drive, no firewire port? WTF?

I know it's giving up speed for its size, but I don't think a drop in size from the already decently sized Mac Book Pro is worth sacrificing so much.

Even though I like Apple, this thing is shit. It looks cool, but has MAJOR problems. 1. The specs. They are shit. 2. The price. What a rip. 3. No CD/DVD drive. 4. Drop it, set it down on a table too fast, guess what? Broken laptop.

Although the 1 USB thing is wrong. It has 2.

Hopefully they stop production before it megaflops (crappy pun intended), and thus screws Apple's computer market over.



this too shall pass

Jan 18 2008, 10:33 pm Syphon Post #8



Quote from Touchpad_Master
Ya, I'll have to admit that apple did bite themselves in the ass this time. Only good thing was the new touchpad/trackpad w/e. The macbook pro is more powerful, same price, and I can carry it around just as easly. I guess people that can't carry more than 4-5 pounds will get it. Apple should of just gave the people what they wanted and went with a laptop tablet.

I thought the new MBP's had multi touch trackpads too...

Quote from Praetor
Quote from ~:Deathawk:~
Yeah, the Macbook Air is going to flop, methinks. Way too expensive for what it's offering. No user replacable battery? 1.8" harddrive? That's going to be hellishly slow. Your other option is to pay 1000$ more for a 64GB SSD.. No user-expandable memory, and the specs are already rather weak anyway. 1 USB PORT, no optical drive, no firewire port? WTF?

I know it's giving up speed for its size, but I don't think a drop in size from the already decently sized Mac Book Pro is worth sacrificing so much.

Even though I like Apple, this thing is shit. It looks cool, but has MAJOR problems. 1. The specs. They are shit. 2. The price. What a rip. 3. No CD/DVD drive. 4. Drop it, set it down on a table too fast, guess what? Broken laptop.

Although the 1 USB thing is wrong. It has 2.

Hopefully they stop production before it megaflops (crappy pun intended), and thus screws Apple's computer market over.

It wouldn't break if you had the 3000$ version, in which case it'd be pretty indestructible. :P



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Jan 18 2008, 11:12 pm WoAHorde Post #9



Postulate: Most Apple products are teh sux.



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Jan 19 2008, 12:04 am ~:Deathawk:~ Post #10



Counter: Apple produces a bunch of high quality mp3 players along with functional software for them.

Among other things..



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Jan 19 2008, 12:08 am dumbducky Post #11



Which tend to break after a year of use.

Why the hell not?



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Jan 19 2008, 1:55 am Praetor Post #12

layin' in the cut

Sorry, I was wrong. It does have only one 1 USB port, it was just an erroneous article that said it had 2.



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Jan 19 2008, 2:16 am ~:Deathawk:~ Post #13



Quote from dumbducky
Which tend to break after a year of use.

I'm not sure where you've figured that from, probably personal experience, in which case I say treat your stuff with care.

But yeah, I don't see where you're getting the idea that iPods unneccesarilly break more than other MP3 players.

I've owned a Shuffle and I own an iriver e10. The shuffle worked great for what it offered, and the E10 works okay now, but I think it's a piece of junk for organizing music.

The only qualm I can really see about iPods in general are their prices in relation to similar players from other companies. If Apple products are low quality, and prone to breaking, then what does that make 95% of the MP3 players out there? Not worth owning?



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Jan 19 2008, 2:52 am dumbducky Post #14



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipod#Reliability_and_durability
20% fail rate among the HDD based models, not good. I've seen 3 iPods break in my house alone.

Does anyone else think it's funny that the DVD drive uses the only USB port available?



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Jan 19 2008, 4:43 am Riney Post #15

Thigh high affectionado

Now that little thing about Planned Failure is true about both Mac and Windows. Windows MAKES the god forsaken virii so you gotta buy another windows, or waste more money repairing the already broken computer.

Prove me wrong, try installing 5 firewalls and see how many XBox 360 ads STILL make it through.



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Jan 19 2008, 5:33 pm ~:Deathawk:~ Post #16



Quote from dumbducky
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ipod#Reliability_and_durability
20% fail rate among the HDD based models, not good. I've seen 3 iPods break in my house alone.

Does anyone else think it's funny that the DVD drive uses the only USB port available?
20% failure for HDD based players is rather substantial, but that is including older models anyway. Obviously, MP3 players are fragile, too, so I'd like to see numbers for competing products.

I don't think I'll even bother replying to that, DM123, because it's definitely in contention for the most BS I've read in my life.



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Jan 19 2008, 6:00 pm dumbducky Post #17



Quote from Dark_Marine_123
Now that little thing about Planned Failure is true about both Mac and Windows. Windows MAKES the god forsaken virii so you gotta buy another windows, or waste more money repairing the already broken computer.

Prove me wrong, try installing 5 firewalls and see how many XBox 360 ads STILL make it through.
Firewalls installed: 1, Windows firewall
Ads making it through: 0



tits

Jan 19 2008, 8:15 pm Riney Post #18

Thigh high affectionado

Know why? Microsoft and virii target firewalls. Its easy, and simple.

Imagine the Great wall of China (a sort of metaphor for our firewalls). ITS EASY TO SEE! Therefore, easy to spot, and spot weakness. With no firewalls (Except those handy ones in your router that makes sure you arent downloading what you shouldnt be), you're pretty much a ninja.



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Jan 20 2008, 2:13 am dumbducky Post #19



Before you engage in a debate, it's useful to know what you're talking about. You obviously don't. Firewalls filter out packets that were never requested. It prevents someone from breaking in a network. If you want to be a "ninja on the internet", don't go on the internet.



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Jan 20 2008, 2:19 am Centreri Post #20

Relatively ancient and inactive

Or use a proxy. Well, that's more like holding a hostage in front so they take the brunt of the bullet, but still...



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