Yeah so my friend and I were talking about something and for some reason our topic changed to idiots at the mall...so my friend tells me like 3 stories of complete asinines.

Asinine 1:
Some idiot at the mall walked into one of those racks full of sunglasses (you know those entertaining ones you can spin around), he broke every single pair. My friend just walks up to him and says:
"Good...fucking...job"

Asinine 2:
Some idiot brought his ps2 memory card from his house to the DanceDanceRevolution machine at the arcade, plugged it in, and played FROM his memory card.

Asinine 3:
Some idiot in those gross washrooms came out of the stall, the back of his pants COVERED in piss, my friend says he asked:
"Did you miss?"
The guy answers:
"Ye...Yes" and then breaks off into sobs.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jan 14 2008, 9:56 pm by Deathman101.

I doubt that any of these actually happened.

And bile != pee. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile

Maybe...still entertaining though. It may seem more likely for me because our city is full of idiots...

And yeah I'll edit that.

The second guy isn't asinine. He just really likes his DDR.

I feel too lazy to explain the stupidity of that guy.

How does one plug in their PS2 memory card into a DDR machine, anyway? I wasn't aware that this was possible.

My mall is full of those emo and wigger kids who always says things like "Oh ya walk away" to show off to their friends when I walk by with mine, and wind up getting their asses kicked, despite them all having knives. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

None of them wigga's can drive anyway. Their mom has to drive em up. Imma bring in mah posse next time I go to the mall and lay down some justice. Friggen emos. THEY'RE TURNING ALL THE HOT GIRLS GOTH! D:

Err.. do you guys live in texas or something? I've never seen anyone with their pants covered in piss. Well, a few hobos, but those weren't allowed into the malls.

Goth makes hot girls hotter.

Exhibit A) LOLOL NSFW

ewwwwww @ that, Syphon. UGLY
But whatever floats your boat..

I havent encountered anything like the punks you describe, Syphon. I know a few years ago, I would probably be one of those people, glad I changed. Maybe the times I do go to the mall (Black Friday, before Christmas) people are just too busy frantically shopping to bother.

I remember I went down to Lloyd Center in Portland OR once, and there was a group of African Americans. Not to be racist in any way, I had a bad feeling about them. Turns out, my brother (who works at Lloyd Center) and some other security guards had to arrest all of them. Disturbing the Peace, theft, bringing a knife, etc.

On a lighter note, this chick at my school turned Goth and she looks soooo much hotter than she did before. =D

Some chicks do look hotter...and others do not.

Its called that crack in between the components.

That reminds me when my friend and I were going into the mall and there were two doors people could open and a bunch of people were going out one door and these 2 goth kids were standing there waiting for the people to come out to go in, and we just walked right in front of them opened up the other door and went in xD

How fascinating. I expect this was because there were decaying shards of uranium in the door you went through. Americans can't be THAT stupid.

This is turning into antoher one of those "Ima badass streetfight that doesn't like fighting" discussions.

You're all fucking losers, especially death.

your first example shows your friend getting pissed off at a kid for something that doesn't impact him at all. In reality your friend probably just said that under his breath to you.

#2, The arcade game was DESIGNED for kids to do just that. Somehow you are too 'lazy' to explain it, but you don't mind hitting the quote button and still typing something out to us. I was almost too lazy to reply to your stupidness, but I decided to push myself.

#3, Your friend is lying. He has you convinced that he is this really cool kid that says all the right things at the right time, and people never react back to him(they are trying to fight off the tears...)

You're gullible. That's it.

... Are you trying to say that there were emos standing in front of one of the doors so people were afraid to go through it? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! /headasplode

The way you wrote it, they're not rednecks. The title is misleading.

Jesus what is wrong with you infadels! [/religioussarcasm]

Goth girls are crazy! They come up to me at school and taunt me with their well formed breasts and low cut shirts! D:< Halp...marine wants touch.

Eh, sometimes, only some girls can pull it off.