Granted, but the FBI wants to know how you suddenly showed up with all of Bill Gates' life savings.
I wish that my 46 in Spanish I would be fixed by a genie.
None.
Granted, but you're the genie and you get sucked back into your little bottle for 10,000 years afterwards.
I wish I had a banana split.
None.
Granted. The dancing banana shows up and does a split, and now you can't get "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" out of your head.
I wish I had more time to work on my HTA Halo Launcher project that I need to make for a friend.
None.
Granted. You are suspended permanently from school and thus can never find a job. You finish the map, only to realize that your friend doesn't want to be friends with a deadbeat loser!
I wish I lived on my own.
Granted, but you become like
this man.I wish that Vrael would become my best friend, because now my spanish grade is a 90!
None.
Granted, but you become like
this man.I wish that Vrael would become my best friend, because now my spanish grade is a 90!
Granted, but then your Spanish grade drops to 10 when you take an advanced course and Vrael disowns you.
I wish that the next person to post would make no attempt to corrupt my wish.
None.
Granted. By not corrupting it, I have corrupted it. You figure it out.
I wish that my computer could run TF2 at more than 9 fps.
None.
Granted. By not corrupting it, I have corrupted it. You figure it out.
I wish that my computer could run TF2 at more than 9 fps.
Granted. It runs a 10fps.
I wish I had the best internet service known to man.
None.
Granted, your internet service can download any file from anywhere at over 9000 gigabytes per second. Too bad it lags the heck out of everyone else, so only you can use the internet.
I wish that the Earth was flat.
None.
Wish granted, but now math is broken.
I wish life was like C++ programming so I could be all like "this->girlFriend = this->romanticInterest;". On myself, of course. ;o
None.
Granted. Since now life is like math, so it is predictable. Therefore, you know that no matter how many times you ask a girl out she'll say no.
I wish that I was more awesome.
None.
Just here for the activity... well not really
Granted. However, you weren't awesome before, meaning you didn't grow that much in awesomeness.
I wish my house could fly
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
OI-C
"Oh, I see it"
<script type="text/javascript">
_realAwesome = Awesome; // backup
Awesome = !Awesome; // overwrite native constructor
OlimarandLouie.awesomeness = Awesome(Infinity);
DavidJCobb.awesomeness = new _realAwesome(Infinity);
</script>
I specified C++.
Granted. You're stranger.
I wish I didn't have a bipolar brother who tries to kill me and makes my whole family get into a fight every night.
None.
Granted. But though the code can be cracked, he makes a mistake, divides by zero, and you get sucked into a black hole.
I wish I could get around to making this awesome idea I have for devilesk's sig contest.
None.
I wish I could get around to making this awesome idea I have for devilesk's sig contest.
Granted.
x=1;
Human DavidJCobb = new Human;
if (x=0)
DavidJCobb = "Awesome";
else
DavidJCobb = "Not Awesome
";
sorry.
I wish people would play the new map I made.
None.
I wish people would play the new map I made.
Granted but it becomes played too much, so every Starcraft copy in the world destroys itself.
I wish that I could wish.
None.