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LIES! I CALL LYNC TIEM!

Once the sun comes back up, that lazy fucker.

damn this takes FO EVA

Blame mafia for taking forever to submit who to die.

It's been 3 days.
GET ON WITH IT

As night falls, the mafia set out to fulfill a plan of brutal cunning. Slips of paper cleverly modified to resemble mayoral summons are distributed to an unlucky five, and five men show up outside of a light blue house with a pale green door. Suddenly, the seven mafia appear out of the gloom, reaching into their pockets for weapons. One of the five men, coming prepared, roundhouse kicks a mafia and speeds around the side of the house, leaping into a waiting car and making his escape. Enraged, the mafia set about executing the others. One falls with a gunshot wound, and two more are dispatched with blades. Surrounding the final townsperson, the mafia are again startled when he leaps at one of their throats, and the pair crashes to the ground. The townsperson is finally disposed of, but not before the injured mafia needs to rest a night and recover. Later that night, a shadowy figure creeps down the lane, examines one of the bodies lying in the mud, and drags the seriously wounded man to his house to nurse him back to health.

Despite having laid three men to rest that night, the mafia decide they have some unfinished business to which to attend. With professional execution, the mafia swarm through the night, quickly surrounding the mayoral mansion, in which DT_Battlekruser resides. A mafia removes a short blade from an array of weaponry and expertly picks the lock, and the seven dark forms slip inside. Quickly, explosives are laid along the edge of the house, and then the mafia begin to search for their victim.

Enjoying a glass of wine in the cool cellar, DT_Battlekruser looks up and nods as the seven mafia file in the door, shoving aside two bodyguards, one with a bullet through the temples and the other with a slit throat.

"Mafia," acknowledges the mayor. "I thought I smelled a foul air."

"This town is now ours," replies one of the mafia, removing his mask and drawing a silenced pistol. "Your time is done." He casually puts a bullet in DT_Battlekruser's skull, crippling the mayor. DT_Battlekruser's eyes widen as he recognizes his killer. The seven mafia then file out, stealing silently upstairs. As the mafia arm the explosives, the digital timers cast an eerie green light that reflects off a mafia's large, circular sunglasses. All the mafia then slip off into the gathering dawn, leaving the mansion to detonate.

With seconds to live, DT_Battlekruser knows he must leave a message to the town. He draws his pocket laser cutter to burn a message into the floor, but his mind is fading fast and he does not know if he can write intelligibly. As his consciousness begins to fade, numbers rise to his mind. The mansion soon detonates, entombing DT_Battlekruser's corpse.

As the sun rises the next day, the devastated townsfolk sift through the ruins of the mayoral mansion. They dig up DT_Battlekruser's corpse, laying him in the local cemetery beneath a marble headstone. Beneath his corpse, the town discovers a strange pattern burned into the concrete floor (see image). Then someone strays into the street with the blue house, and the town discovers the bodies of ClansAreForGays, Brontobyte, and HailFire. Returning to their guillotine, the townsfolk decide that they cannot elect another mayor to suffer death in their mafia-infested village. The leaderless people then begin to clamor for blood.



** DAY TWO START **

Post has been edited 6 time(s), last time on Jul 3 2008, 8:26 pm by DT_Battlekruser.

Holy shit.

About the image: the brown lines probably show in what directino to read the symbols (top right; down right; down left; top left). I have no idea about what they mean, though.

I was the one who dodged suckas. Roundhouse kick ftw


That's NudeRaider. I wanted to kill him last time (I didn't want Doodle or Darkling dead), but whatever. I vote Nude.

Bottom left one looks like a chinese character.

Really? My first thought was Korean.

I noticed something retarded about the picture that I missed. Fixed (and in the original post).

Which of course fucks up directional unicode quotes... Fixed for the last time, I hope.

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Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 3 2008, 8:25 pm by DT_Battlekruser.

Me, EzDay, and DM have numbers in our names.

And Kevin. That random 9 he has in there.

The characters are probably Korean, since DTBK is always liek, "LUUK I'M SHOUTIN IN KOREAN".
Is that why everything suddenly turned into...

Kevin, Farty, and Viet as well. And DM actually doesn't have numbers in his name anymore. His name is incorrect on Moose's list.

Good point, i was only thinking at the end of names

Yeah; HTML and SQL don't handle Word's angle quotes well. I wouldn't use them, but it's automatic in Word and it looks nicer anyway. I just replaced them with normal " and '.

Use notepad instead?