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Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am
By: A_of-s_t
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Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am A_of-s_t Post #1

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The Truth About Kittens

During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some.



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Jun 8 2008, 3:36 am MillenniumArmy Post #2



but the question is, who is getting action?



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Jun 8 2008, 3:38 am Lord Agamemnon Post #3

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Quote from MillenniumArmy
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P



None.

Jun 8 2008, 3:39 am Lingie Post #4



THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.



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Jun 8 2008, 3:49 am Centreri Post #5

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Quote from Lord Agamemnon
Quote from MillenniumArmy
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating? :P
:shifty:



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