This is a Kame RP. You submit actions and if I like them I will use them. I usually use user submitted actions, it's just that sometimes you aren't funny so I ignore you. The goal of the game is to reach and maintain a host score of 15 or higher by the end of the mafia game.
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You are LeGreatest999, a new member to a small but tightly knit starcraft community, a freshman in high school. While waiting for some map assistance you decide to browse through the off topic forum known as "Null." You see that there seems to be a trend with one sort of thread in particular called "Mafia Games." Intrigued, you decide to investigate creating your own mafia thread. However, it looks like it may be more difficult than you first thought...what do you investigate first?
HOST SCORE: 5
Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Send Azrael a PM introducing yourself and requesting information about hosting Mafia games.
Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Send Azrael a PM introducing yourself and requesting information about hosting Mafia games.
Spam the shoutbox until someone helps you.
You send a PM to a member named Azrael, who seems to have the most to say in most of the threads, bidding for help. You wait several moments but become impatient and so take to the shoutbox:
LeGreatest999: Guys I want to start a mafia game.
LeGreatest999: What should I do?
LeGreatest999: Do you guys like mafia?
LeGreatest999: I think I want to start a mafia game.
LeGreatest999: Would you play if I did?
LeGreatest999: What if it was about a crooked police force?
LeGreatest999: Or should I do something more simple?
LeGreatest999: What do you guys think?
Dem0n: Shut up no one cares.
HOST SCORE: 4
Leave the hosting for someone who isn't that annoying.
Google 'how to commit sudoku'. Scratch your head as to why you get a bunch of math-related shit instead of a Japanese suicide method. Proceed to play sudoku until Azrael responds.
Call Dem0n a meanie pants and tell him to be nice to new members.
Whilst perusing the Null, you discover a thread titled
Mafia Hosting RP.
Upon skimming the topic, you are grossly terrified to learn the truth of your never ending story of perusing the Null and discovering the thread titled
Mafia Hosting RP.
An error has occurred. Rebooting system...
None.
Investigate the private message system by sending devlin (obviously a bot) a role pm explaining that he's literally hitler.
TheNitesWhoSay - Clan Aura -
githubReached the top of StarCraft theory crafting 2:12 AM CST, August 2nd, 2014.
guys pls stop my mom googles my username and this is like the first result... she's gonna think im in the mafia and sell drugs
can i report a admin or something to remove? the thread?
None.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
(Sorry I know pointless posts like that are frowned upon at SEN but the developments are too funny to left unnoticed while being so self explanatory that I don't know what to add)
Hack into Fire_Kame's account and update the RP.
Due to the sudden, unexplained creation of LeGreatest999, l have been contacted by many government agencies demanding that l cease and desist until the time space continuum rip has been fully explored and the "John Doe" - as the reports are referring to LeGreatest999 as, can be properly eliminated or situated here on earth.
I am terribly sorry that I cannot complete this rp, I know it must sadden you greatly.
