Shave all your body, do a few push-ups, observe yourself in the mirror, kiss your muscles, and practice pick-up lines while you're at it!
Then hop back into your clothes and play video games while waiting.

After shaving and completing five pushups you become mesmerized with your own reflection in the mirror. Someone knocks on your dorm room door mid gaze. Before leaving the bathroom the urge to douse yourself in Axe Body Spray. You swing your door wide open, looking behind yourself with a "no fucks given" look on your face. "Yo," you say to the babe standing there. She's wearing a tight tank tup, short shorts and ugg boots. You're pretty sure this is Jessica, or else some chick from that math class you only attended twice last semester.

"Uh...you invited me," she says, her face in a scowl. The voice does not match the one on the recording.

SWAG SCORE: 10
Temporary +3 bonus from Axe Body Spray (5 turns remaining)

Use swag to shag her swag.

Edit: Invite her in for tea and crumpets, of course.

"Yo sup? I got some bud in the fridge you want one?" You ask. So much for tea and crumpets. She scowls but comes in anyways, compelled by your swag.

SWAG SCORE: 10
Temporary +3 bonus from Axe Body Spray (4 turns remaining)

Pull down pants enough so that the top of your buttcrack is exposed.

"I'll take a diet coke if you have it, thanks," she says making a revolted face. She measures you with her eyes and smirks. "Well? I'm waiting."

"Then go out and get it I don't have it here," you respond, pulling your pants down a little. You hop on your bed, pull the 360 controller out from behind your pillow and begin playing, leaving Jessica standing in the middle of the room.

"Uh, hello?" She says.

SWAG SCORE: 10

Begin treating her like a proper lady, and not as a sexual object. Of course, you are doing this to cover that you want to plow her bean field.

Jessica glares at you, tapping her foot impatiently. You flip off your game and look at her. "Alright I'm sorry," you say getting up and walking over to her and stroking her shoulders gently. She switches to her opinion of cute puppy eyes, "I've been insensitive. What can I do to make it up to you?"

"I want a diet coke," she says, glaring at you.

SWAG SCORE: 10
Temporary +3 bonus from Axe Body Spray (2 turns remaining)

Perfectly executed. Well done Kame. :3

Get her a diet Coke and a hug.

You leave your dorm room and go to the nearest vending machine and look for a diet coke. All they have is diet pepsi, but its the same thing, right? So why does it matter.

You return to your room. There is another girl in the room when you return, chatting to Jessica. The new girl has bleached blonde hair and wide rimmed glasses. She's wearing converses, a tight tshirt that says YOLO and a plaid button up. "She knocked right after you left, who's she?" Jessica asks in a huff.

"And who is she?!" The newcomer ask. Her voice matches the one that left you the voicemail.

SWAG SCORE: 10
Temporary +3 bonus from Axe Body Spray (1 turn remaining)

Offer a threesome.

"Ew gross," Jessica says while the new comer says..."Okay." The two girls give each other revolted looks.

SWAG SCORE: 10
Temporary +3 bonus from Axe Body Spray (0 turns remaining)

Say that they don't have to pretend they're having fun. Sheepishly grin while doing so.

F*ck them girls. The goal is to impress as many people as possible.
Hop on FaceBook, and create a party even. OPEN HOUSE!
That's +1,365 swag pts because that's how many "friends" this guy has. >:D

"Now don't pretend you're having fun just for me," you say, swinging your arms and licking your top lip like they owe you something.

"Whatever, you creep," Jessica says, grabbing the diet coke from your hand and slamming the door behind her as she leaves.

"What's her problem?" The new girl asks, slinking up to you. You may have lost some swag due to Jessica' reaction, but this girl seems enthralled with you. If only you could remember her name...

SWAG SCORE: 6

Call her sugar tits and take out two cans of axe to spray you both. Strip down to your muscle shirt for extra swag.

Dismiss her and tell her to return once you've grown a gnarly neckbeard.

"Where were we sugar tits?" You ask grabbing a new body of Axe. The girl scoffs, grabs the bottle from your hand and throws it out an open window.

"You"re the worst!" She screams, storming out of your room.

SWAG SCORE: 5