My head is too big for hats
None.
I hate hats, I do not wear them. Plus when I make my hair all sexy, I want it visible. :3
* imagines Excalibur doing hair for an hour before going to work as a gas station attendant *I just decided I like the idea of hats and dressing up in hats (probably why people keep giving me them), but wearing them is itchy and uncomfortable.
Actually we have to wear hats at work. We look like hobos at work, and then I come in off duty lookin all spiffy and everyone's like 'Woah! o.o'