Step 1: Acquire bread stuffs.




Step 2: Cut bread stuffs into slices and smother with butter.




Step 3: Put bread stuffs aside and get other food stuffs wanted on sammich.




Step 4: Cook bread stuffs in pan until browned, then assemble sammich.




Step 5: Commence nomming.




Tyvm.

ok, now give us 10 different ways to eat it...

Oh, that's how to do it.

You forgot the pickles, nub.

I thought it was:

1. Bitch, go make me a sammich.

done?

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I thought it was:

1. Bitch, go make me a sammich.

done?

Took a woman to show us how the mysteriously delightful dish that is the sandwich is made behind the scenes.

...what should I make one of these?

Is a square plate mandatory, or may I use other shaped crockery?

I find square plates to be most aesthetically pleasing and logical of two choices, since squares aren't assholes like circles.

What about oval or kidney-shaped plates?

Reject circles.

All food needs bacon <3

Bacon Sammich >:O
Bacon Milkshake
Bacon Cake
Bacon Acne cream
Bacon towels

Next time we post how to make Bacon Waffle Sammiches (Commonly known as a bacon heart attack)

Acne cream is a food now?

Your not suppose to eat it but there could be...

It would be "it could be" not "there could be"

It's also "you're," not "your," and "supposed," not "suppose." But that's completely unrelated.

YER GETTIN OFF TOPIC BRO

I think everyone should start correcting tempz so he gets better at writing.

Tempz should pay more attention in school.

This topic is not about Tempz. Let's stay on topic.

Yes, let's talk DevliN into making us all sammiches.