What do you want to see on your (atheists, bear with me) heavenly stats list? Here are a couple of mine:

• Time spent on starcraft
  
• Time spent on computer
  
• Number of cars seen
  
• Number of cars ridden in
  
• Time spent on live
  

And many many more. So, my fellow senners, the question is: what do you want to know?

Times masturbated. Its really itching the back of my mind for some reason..

# of Metal songs listened to.

Must be sooooo high.

Number of people who have gotten angry at me while I'm driving, just like I get at everyone else's driving.

# of people that think atheists are jerks and would say something about religion and think atheists are going to flip out: you aren't the first one. (note: i'm not flipping out )

# of days missed of school.. lol i think the most days i've been gone from school in a row was 1 week and thats when i had pneumonia lol

Number of topics I believed should be locked.
Just kidding


I'd like to know how much ink I've spent. Or paper wasted. D:

Percentage of waking hours spent on video games, or better yet, just a pie chart of activities.
Karma log.
Position on the North American leaderboard.

# of people I offended.
OR amount of money I have had lost on the street.

Map Ideas that I had concieved but then later forgot.

The amount of H watched by....

how many pounds of poop made
amount of packets recieved
amount of time my last name was butchered by people of all ages

So, basically, if you were a Sim, what stats would you like the programmers to make available for the player to see?

How much I have ever pooped
If that poop was molded into bricks and made into a wall, how long and tall would the wall be

StarCraft hours
Gaming in general hours

Robot Chicken...

What is your last name, and I'll attempt to pronounce it.

• Amount of swear/cuss words used
  
• Amount of successful rickrolls
  
• Amount of time spent mapping to forget/not finish map
  
• Amount of time spent on the crapper
  
• Amount of times people have looked at me weird when I mention I don't really have a religion (I hate them all--even atheism)
  
• Amount of internet disconnections and/or computer crashes
  
• MOST importantly: Amount of Warden disconnects--must be at least ∞
  

How many times I've thought "My ex was better".
How many times I've made rants about how terrible the mainstream music industry is.
How many times I've listened to the song Homicidal Retribution by Dying Fetus.
And, to qoute that guy above me, how many times I've masturbated. I'm sure that'd be really interesting for every guy.

I would need to learn vocabulary for numbers exceeding over bazillion.

Amount of soda drank.

Number of:

• Footsteps
• Words typed in the internet everything (From wordpad to internet to text messaging to coding to everything else)
  

if we are allowed to be to be that simple then

• number of times i took aa breath
  
• number of blinks
  
• days that i have watched TV