Guess and answer are two different things.

yes, and i can guess as much as i want, it doesnt have to be right...

Anyone heard this one?
A phone rings and a girl screams... what happened?

She got that call that said "Pack your bags, you won our cruise!"
...or is that a Nova Scotia-only phone scam?

And don't post riddles that are too vague. There are plenty of answers that fit your criteria. You need a better riddle/description.

Agreed

Shredder- can we ask yes/no questions?

yes, it's actually a semi-well known riddle... but it was just that noone else was posting one. you can kinda ignore it, but if you wanna ask questions, then feel free lol.

Why did she scream? There's my question.

I think they are suppose to be yes/no questions.

And for those who want another riddle, since no one else is posting: Wat goes up, and never comes down? (not sure if someone else posted this, but it should be easy)

Priapism.

lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

any other guesses?!

An umbrella up a chimney.

A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene and the son is rushed to the hospital. At the hospital the surgeon looks at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son" .... How can this be??

The father is a Catholic priest. The surgeon is his real father.

I don't think the priest thing wouldn't really work because he says "his" son.

PS. People please make more specific riddles. There could be a million answers to this riddle...
Also please post whether questions about the scenario are allowed or not.

The surgeon is the boy's mother.

Wow... i feel like a failure for not noticing that.

i have one, though i think most heard of it. I know Vrael has

Tall I am young, Short I am Old, while with life I do glow, Humans breath is my foe

A candle.

yeah

I want to send a 1.25"x4.50" steel bar.

Postal restrictions allow only for shipments of packages at a maximum size of 4.25"x4.25".

No alterations on the steel bar are permitted until it arrives to it's destination.

Is it possible to ship the bar?
If possible, how?
If not possible, elaborate.

There is a lion a beer and a jaguar in an area from which you cannot escape. You have Yoshis sniper rifle and it will one-hit-kill one and only one animal. However, you only have one bullet in the sniper rifle. Suicide is not an option and no one will rescue you.

What do you do to get away alive?