Just here for the activity... well not really
Kevin stops being a useless townie and decides to be useful.
The door of Madzombie's apartment crashed into the wall as he swung it open a bit too hard. He stumbled in, slightly drunk. MadZombie closed the door and threw his keys off to the side. They should have landed on the endtable next to the couch. He heard his keys land on the floor. Shit, thought MadZombie, I must've missed horribly. He went to sit down on the couch. Ready to pass out for the night, his bottom only landed on the floor.
The floor was cold and hard, made of wood. The carpet was missing. Suddenly, MadZombie realized it: the couch was missing. The endtable was gone, too. He heard slow and deliberate footsteps coming towards him from the bathroom. "Glad to see you've returned home. I borrowed a few things!" said the man who had just entered the room. The man was carrying a pistol and fired a few times. The corpse of MadZombie was found in the morning.
A_of-s_t dangled above a pool of molten metal in a factory. He swayed back and forth as he struggled against the rope binding his arms to his torso.
"A_of-s_t, why don't you tell me why you're here?" asked his captor.
"I told you already, I have no idea! Let me go!" A_of-s_t was lowered slightly closer to the bubbling liquid.
"Please, just let me go! You knocked me out and this is where I woke up!" A bit more rope was released and A_of-s_t hung a little bit closer to his death. The heat it gave off was causing him to sweat.
"That isn't what I'm asking you," stated his captor in a calm voice. "Why don't you tell me why we are here?""I don't understand! I don't understand! Just stop, please! Let me down, damnit!" yelled A_of-s_t as the rising heat began to burn his skin.
"As you wish," his captor said flatly as he pressed a lever to sever the rope. Gravity pulled A_of-s_t into the giant vat of molten metal. Within seconds, the extreme heat dissolved the body of A_of-s_t, which was never recovered.
Dark_Marine was examining the corpse of Hug a Zergling, hoping to find clues or at least inspiration as to who else could be the mafia. He was tapped on the shoulder. He turned around and found an oversized cleaver pointed straight up at his nose. He shrunk back and fell over. "I thought, b-b-but, no! That's your corpse on the tree!" stammered Dark_Marine, in shock.
"WHAT'S THAT?" yelled the man, hunched over and holding the blade at Dark_Marine's throat. "Impossible! We killed you! You're dead right over there!" yelled Dark_Marine as he raised a shaking hand to point at the corpse of Hug a Zergling dangling in the air. The man turned and looked up at the corpse, then turned back to face Dark_Marine. "NOPE! I'M FINE! GOOD FRIEND OF MINE THERE! I DON'T APPRECIATE MY FRIENDS BEING KILLED THOUGH!" bellowed the man. With a swift slash, he decapitated Dark_Marine.
FatalException woke in the middle of the night with a great pain in his bowels. He stumbled to his bathroom. His colon was in such pain that it caused him difficulty walking. He sat down on the bowl. A small explosion rocked the neighboorhood. FatalException was found dead... of explosive diarrhea.
Four additional corpses. Pandemonium ensues. Looks like someone else is about to get lynched.
** DAY THREE START **
Please vote for the third candidate to be killed.
1. Theft. Inferno's hobo avatar? Especially taking mere ferniture,
2. Sounds like Philosophy. Nerdy's title, regarding atheism? Paravin's signature, a poem about life? Nude's title, a very spirtually boosting statement?
3. Probably the most used clue here, a friend of Hug. The closest thing that popped into my head is Hitok, our resident japanese person, or clearly acts like one, and Hug recently posted a topic about going to Japan not long before the post.
EDIT:
Even though the night was still young, deathman101 was already being attacked in a dark alleyway. "I'M SORRY, YOU HAVE TO TALK LOUDER!" yelled the big man attacking deathman101. Deathman101 had already lost an arm trying to fight off his attacker. The man picked up deathman101 and began to carry him to a nearby dumpster. Deathman101 looked at his attackers face, and noticed something strange about his eyes - a deformation. Halfway over to the dumpster, he dropped deathman101. "AUGH MY BACK!" he yelled. He decided that simply stabbing deathman101 through the heart would be easier. So he did.
Later on, JaFF walked down the same alleyway and discovered deathman101's corpse. This is horrible, he thought, as he looked at the stabbed body in the dumpster. Suddenly, he heard footsteps behind him. "Give me your wallet," demanded the voice. "Fine, just please don't hurt me," said JaFF as he took his wallet out of his pocket. He threw the wallet at his assailant's face and began to run. JaFF was able to blow past his attacker and run into the street as the move caught his attacker off-guard. His assailant threw the wallet to the ground as he began to run after JaFF.
The chase was on. JaFF was faster than his attacker, but his attacker was better-armed. He took out his gun and shot at JaFF. The first two shots missed, but the third caught JaFF in the leg and sent him tumbling to the ground. His attacker stood over him. "You gave me a good challenge," said JaFF's attacker as he smiled. "But that won't be happening anymore, will it?" laughed the gunman as he gestured towards the bullet wound on JaFF's leg. JaFF was shot in the head and killed.
The town awoke and discovered one more corpse. It was found accross the street from the movie theater. The body appeared to be mummified. It turned out the corpse was wrapped in several layers of toilet paper. Upon unraveling them and cutting them open, the town recognized the corpse as Doodan. Several gunshot wounds were found on the body over the portions of the paper that his blood had turned red.
And so it goes. Lynchy lynch.
** DAY FOUR START **
Please vote for the fourth candidate to be killed.
As a side note, I finally got around to updating things and profile restrictions on all dead players have been lifted.
1/2. This hearing problem, matching with the back, means they're old.
3. More theft.
4. Mummy.
not done with this yet, i need to sleep.
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 24 2009, 3:47 am by l)ark_ssj9kevin.
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
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"Oh, I see it"
