I left the house today at 8:20, and returned at 3:00. I had an exam at 8:30, but I should've been home by noon. I had wrestling practice after so I didn't. But my brother was. So some time in 3.5 hours, this happened.
Oh. And they didn't take anything. But they emptied some drawers and messed up the kitchen. Actually. They did take something. 4 pitas.
This is my basement, in all it's easily stealable glory, as it appeared to the thief.
Microphone, Rock Band drums, fujifilm camera, 42" HD DLP TV, stereo console and speakers, the modded Wii, about 20 Wii games are pictured here. Not pictured, my computer, all the shit in my desk, the guitar hero controllers, or the other wii accessories. Or the new canon sd1100 I took this picture with. Ya. Other areas of my house are similarly inconspicuous. Good Samaritan burgler?
I'm more confused than upset.
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Whoever tried to rob Syphon is either a total idiot or has a fucking death wish.
Maybe they were just doing it on a dare/for teh lulz?
Another possibility is that they were checking out your security for a later break-in...
You should definitely upgrade your security either way. At least change the locks and get an alarm system and/or one of those camera-that-looks-like-a-clock thingie.
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It definitely wasn't anyone from my block. The kids are scared shitless of me, and everyone is scared shitless of my dad. A 200+ lbs class provincial wrestler lives down the street, and his exact words to me today were 'Your dad scares the shit out of me.'
Which is why I haven't followed the footprints in the snow and beaten some heads in.
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Clearly this is an elaborate joke made up by Syphon.
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Maybe they were just doing it on a dare/for teh lulz?
Another possibility is that they were checking out your security for a later break-in...
You should definitely upgrade your security either way. At least change the locks and get an alarm system and/or one of those camera-that-looks-like-a-clock thingie.
The actually drilled through the lock tumbler. That isn't recon. I hardly ever leave the house at any rate, so whatever.
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Just here for the activity... well not really
Soo... did you.. lose anything.. besides dignity..?
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
OI-C
"Oh, I see it"
The very fact all your shit was in the basement is a possibility it wasn't touched.
4 pitas... ;o maybe they were just hungry.
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The very fact all your shit was in the basement is a possibility it wasn't touched.
4 pitas... ;o maybe they were just hungry.
Entrance to my house that was broken into is halfway up the stairs from the basement. And they ransacked drawers down here.
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My house was robbed in 2004, but the thief actually did take a bunch of shit. Namely, the gamecube, N64, PS2, and a slew of games. It took a couple of years to gradually replace everything.
Consider yourself lucky.
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I remain firm in my stance that you should go kill them. Remove your pita bread from their stomachs using only your hands.
Relatively ancient and inactive
Pix of your dad?
Leave a note for next time. Something to rox their sox.
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Attention: All burglars are subject to imprisonment in a chrysalis and eternal enslavement to the Overmind.
Pix of your dad?
Leave a note for next time. Something to rox their sox.
The only picture of him I can find online.
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Relatively ancient and inactive
Is that like a mugshot?
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Also, you're at least 1/2 Italian. I think. Right?
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I'm wondering that myself.
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ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
He's 1/16 Italian
fuck you all
God damnit Kelly, I told you he wasn't worth your time!
Just kidding, but, I would replace your security, or sleep with a 12 GA.
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God damnit Kelly, I told you he wasn't worth your time!
Just kidding, but, I would replace your security, or sleep with a 12 GA.
LMFAO! More would have happened if twere me, you know that Vance
And honestly Syphon: Karmas a bitch.
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