Your solution won't work scwizard, as the current player used for text display is also the player the trigger is firing for.
Oh, I forgot display text was subjective like that, derp I look like a huge idiot.
WentSplat is a renamed tank turret.
All Players
CurrentPlayer commands at most 0 buildings.
Set deaths for CurrentPlayer WentSplat add 1
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 1 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 1 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 2 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 2 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 3 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 3 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 4 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 4 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 5 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 5 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 6 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 6 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 7 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 7 went splat lol"
All Players
Deaths of WentSplat for Player 8 is at least 1
Displaytext for current player "Player 8 went splat lol"
Do I win yet?
None.