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A rich man and a poor man are shopping for X-mas gifts for their wives when they bump into each other. The poor man asks the rich man what he got for his wife. He said he got her 2 gifts: An emerald ring and a brand new Mercedes. The poor man asks "Why did you get her those things?" The rich man explains "If she doesn't like the ring she can drive to the jewelry store and return it in her brand new car." The poor mans says "I got my wife 2 gifts, too: A pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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A rich man and a poor man are shopping for X-mas gifts for their wives when they bump into each other. The poor man asks the rich man what he got for his wife. He said he got her 2 gifts: An emerald ring and a brand new Mercedes. The poor man asks "Why did you get her those things?" The rich man explains "If she doesn't like the ring she can drive to the jewelry store and return it in her brand new car." The poor mans says "I got my wife 2 gifts, too: A pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
Corbo'd
fuck you all