That's like π2, General. I approve.
EDIT: SEN's default "pi" (π) symbol is lacking curvy smexyness.
Back* from the grave
Nuderaider for epic town victory. Game will take approximately 11.9047619 milliseconds for him to figure out mafia.
That's like π2, General. I approve.
EDIT: SEN's default "pi" (π) symbol is lacking curvy smexyness.
That's like π2, General. I approve.
EDIT: SEN's default "pi" (π) symbol is lacking curvy smexyness.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
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poison_us[color=peachpuff]Nuderaider for epic town victory. Game will take approximately 11.9047619 milliseconds for him to figure out mafia.
EDIT: Also lol @ the color tag
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poison_usNuderaider for epic town victory. Game will take approximately 11.9047619 milliseconds for him to figure out mafia.
That's like π2, General. I approve.
EDIT: SEN's default "pi" (π) symbol is lacking curvy smexyness.
That's like π2, General. I approve.
EDIT: SEN's default "pi" (π) symbol is lacking curvy smexyness.
More like 11.947619 x 107 minutes.
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Back* from the grave
That would be a true speed mafia, Raccoon.
I vote Nuderaider for longer Speed Mafia.
I vote Nuderaider for longer Speed Mafia.
Thigh high affectionado
Kay Im going to take over the role of speed mafia if TZ doesnt get his ass in gear. This shit is gone far long enough without his imput.
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Yeah, to quote an RTS, 'START THE GAME ALREADY!'
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Hear me Raor!!
lets do this!
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me and poison were gonna take it over, but now im doing something with rcdf mafia, so DM feel free to take it over, and poison i cant help you yet, i want to see how well the rcdf mafia goes
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I could run it as well; I've run speed mafia in the past, after all ;p
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Staredit Puckwork
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GreoI could run it as well; I've run speed mafia in the past, after all ;p
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game shall start tomorrow at 4:00 PM.
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It was a dark day in Archonville, for today would be the day its mayor died, killed at the hands of the Mafia.
"Hurry up", muttered lead assassin on the team. A veteran of these sorts of missions, he was quite skilled at all things related to the town's Mafia. He was worried about completing the mission on time. And it would be very important: They only had a few minutes before it would be too late.
They approached the door to the mayoral mansion. The door was locked, of course. No matter.
From his pocket, one of the assassins withdrew a small creature. This was, in fact, a highly trained Broodling. The Mafioso threw it at the door, which it rapidly shredded. Once inside the door, the Mafia saw another Zerg creature hovering near the ceiling: a Queen, in this case. It too had been freed from the Overmind's control and retrained to work for the Mafia. As the door opened, it began shitting Spawn Broodlings at the guards who came to investigate the noise. The way was now clear.
The Mafia quickly made their way through the house, clearing out the remaining guards with the assistance of the Broodlings. They soon reached the door to TassadarZeratul (aka the mayor)'s room.
As the door opened, TassadarZeratul was ready. He had taken a Zergling gun from the wall safe, and fired it at the lead Mafia. The Zergling fired from the gun proceeded to rip off his genitals, then his arms. Devilesk screamed in pain and went running away.
"Get the fuck back here, Evildesk!" screamed the Mafia leader, to no avail. He wasn't needed, though: The Mafia's Broodlings had already killed TassadarZeratul by the time that had happened.
The next morning, TassadarZeratul's mistress, Rainah, found his dead body. After informing the town, she killed herself out of grief. There were now two dead bodies, and the town demanded revenge.
==DAY ONE START==
[noclues]If you have not recieved a role PM, that means you are a TOWNIE.[/noclues]
"Hurry up", muttered lead assassin on the team. A veteran of these sorts of missions, he was quite skilled at all things related to the town's Mafia. He was worried about completing the mission on time. And it would be very important: They only had a few minutes before it would be too late.
They approached the door to the mayoral mansion. The door was locked, of course. No matter.
From his pocket, one of the assassins withdrew a small creature. This was, in fact, a highly trained Broodling. The Mafioso threw it at the door, which it rapidly shredded. Once inside the door, the Mafia saw another Zerg creature hovering near the ceiling: a Queen, in this case. It too had been freed from the Overmind's control and retrained to work for the Mafia. As the door opened, it began shitting Spawn Broodlings at the guards who came to investigate the noise. The way was now clear.
The Mafia quickly made their way through the house, clearing out the remaining guards with the assistance of the Broodlings. They soon reached the door to TassadarZeratul (aka the mayor)'s room.
As the door opened, TassadarZeratul was ready. He had taken a Zergling gun from the wall safe, and fired it at the lead Mafia. The Zergling fired from the gun proceeded to rip off his genitals, then his arms. Devilesk screamed in pain and went running away.
"Get the fuck back here, Evildesk!" screamed the Mafia leader, to no avail. He wasn't needed, though: The Mafia's Broodlings had already killed TassadarZeratul by the time that had happened.
The next morning, TassadarZeratul's mistress, Rainah, found his dead body. After informing the town, she killed herself out of grief. There were now two dead bodies, and the town demanded revenge.
==DAY ONE START==
[noclues]If you have not recieved a role PM, that means you are a TOWNIE.[/noclues]
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"Get the fuck back here, Evildesk!"
-Corbo'd.
-Corbo'd.
Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
The bit about the assassin being a veteran makes me think nuderaider, or one of the Dark brothers maybe.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
i'm mafia!
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Ok scratch that, I vote RACCOON.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Quote from name:TassadarZeratul
It was a dark day in Archonville, for today would be the day its mayor died, killed at the hands of the Mafia.
"Hurry up", muttered lead assassin on the team. A veteran of these sorts of missions, he was quite skilled at all things related to the town's Mafia. He was worried about completing the mission on time. And it would be very important: They only had a few minutes before it would be too late.
They approached the door to the mayoral mansion. The door was locked, of course. No matter.
From his pocket, one of the assassins withdrew a small creature. This was, in fact, a highly trained Broodling. The Mafioso threw it at the door, which it rapidly shredded. Once inside the door, the Mafia saw another Zerg creature hovering near the ceiling: a Queen, in this case. It too had been freed from the Overmind's control and retrained to work for the Mafia. As the door opened, it began shitting Spawn Broodlings at the guards who came to investigate the noise. The way was now clear.
The Mafia quickly made their way through the house, clearing out the remaining guards with the assistance of the Broodlings. They soon reached the door to TassadarZeratul (aka the mayor)'s room.
As the door opened, TassadarZeratul was ready. He had taken a Zergling gun from the wall safe, and fired it at the lead Mafia. The Zergling fired from the gun proceeded to rip off his genitals, then his arms. Devilesk screamed in pain and went running away.
"Get the fuck back here, Evildesk!" screamed the Mafia leader, to no avail. He wasn't needed, though: The Mafia's Broodlings had already killed TassadarZeratul by the time that had happened.
The next morning, TassadarZeratul's mistress, Rainah, found his dead body. After informing the town, she killed herself out of grief. There were now two dead bodies, and the town demanded revenge.
==DAY ONE START==
[noclues]If you have not recieved a role PM, that means you are a TOWNIE.[/noclues]
"Hurry up", muttered lead assassin on the team. A veteran of these sorts of missions, he was quite skilled at all things related to the town's Mafia. He was worried about completing the mission on time. And it would be very important: They only had a few minutes before it would be too late.
They approached the door to the mayoral mansion. The door was locked, of course. No matter.
From his pocket, one of the assassins withdrew a small creature. This was, in fact, a highly trained Broodling. The Mafioso threw it at the door, which it rapidly shredded. Once inside the door, the Mafia saw another Zerg creature hovering near the ceiling: a Queen, in this case. It too had been freed from the Overmind's control and retrained to work for the Mafia. As the door opened, it began shitting Spawn Broodlings at the guards who came to investigate the noise. The way was now clear.
The Mafia quickly made their way through the house, clearing out the remaining guards with the assistance of the Broodlings. They soon reached the door to TassadarZeratul (aka the mayor)'s room.
As the door opened, TassadarZeratul was ready. He had taken a Zergling gun from the wall safe, and fired it at the lead Mafia. The Zergling fired from the gun proceeded to rip off his genitals, then his arms. Devilesk screamed in pain and went running away.
"Get the fuck back here, Evildesk!" screamed the Mafia leader, to no avail. He wasn't needed, though: The Mafia's Broodlings had already killed TassadarZeratul by the time that had happened.
The next morning, TassadarZeratul's mistress, Rainah, found his dead body. After informing the town, she killed herself out of grief. There were now two dead bodies, and the town demanded revenge.
==DAY ONE START==
[noclues]If you have not recieved a role PM, that means you are a TOWNIE.[/noclues]
bandwagon, go!
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GeneralpieQuote from Greo
GreoI could run it as well; I've run speed mafia in the past, after all ;p
Lol whut worse grammar?
BTW: I've played 1 game of Speed Mafia, and 1 of SEN mafia...not "veteran" material, if I may input my opinion.
yea i was just guessing there. but look at the size of that 
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