So in your personal yet honest opinion what do you think are the three most useless (common) animals to walk on this Earth?
(they can be mammals, reptiles, birds, sea creatures, etc. Insects don't count.)

3) Cats

Yes, cats can be cute. They can be obedient and/or intelligent pets. But let's be honest here. What purpose do they serve? They aren't ferocious man eaters like their Lion or Tiger counter-parts, they aren't delicious to eat either, and they certainly can't be used for recreational activities. And remember folks, dogs own cats

2) Horses

Unlike just about every other farm or ranch animal, you cannot eat these now seemingly obsolete four legged creatures. Cows give you milk, chickens give you eggs, and pigs are just absolutely delicious, but what about horses? Why do farmers/ranchers bother raising such creatures in great numbers? Transportation? No that can't be it because today we have these things called cars. Entertainment? No can't be that either because we have this thing called Football. Rodeo shows? Nono, it's all about watching amigos in sombrero hats getting pwned by bulls with nose rings. Really their large numbers far exceed their place society.

1) Panda Bears

Seriously wtf? They don't eat people, they don't rip people's throats out, what on earth do these black and white dopes do? Eat bamboos. For goodness sake let them be extinct already! That way they can at least go out with a bang and say that they've served human kind in some way or fashion (their furr can be used for clothing and i'm sure these fat bears can feed a family of 10 for months.)

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The kiwi, kangaroo and ostrich are pretty useless.

However, the horse is useful to Amish people, and cats are useful no matter how useless they are.

Actually, every species, including humans, are "useless".

Humans made StarCraft.

1. MilleniumArmy. Your use of illegible fonts qualifies you as useless IMO.
2. Mosquitoes
3. Fire Ants

3) Skunks: Do they serve the food chain in any way that interests humans? Do they entertain people? I suppose if it's not you, your family, your pets, your house, your car or any of the above belonging to a close friend, a near by neighbour, work place, road you take or a path you walk...

2) Wasps: I'm not even sure they make honey or pollinate... they're just big jerks.

1) Sloths: Find me a sloth that is useful and I'll be impressed.

Race tracks.
Human companionship = psychological benefits.

No particular order:
Giraffes
Raccoons
Turtles?

That doesn't even make sense.

what do you mean raccoons are useless.....

Horses arn't useless. They're commonly used for transportation.

Zubats.

1. Zerglings (they are so damn pesky and they die so damn fast!)
2. Hydralisks (their needle spines get EVERYWHERE and they never hit their targets!)
3. Ultralisks (who wants a big, fat, obese monster running around next to your hive?!?!)

Damn zubats in mah cave! BE GONE WITH YE

In reply to first post:

Cats, while pretty useless nowadays, were used originally to keep down mice/rat populations.

Horses are a main cause of European domination, since they provided muscle power to create more food surplus, and thus more specialized labor.

I gotta admit, pandas are pretty useless, but they're just so dang cute..

CATS are USELESS. CATS JUST SUCK.

"Never look happy"?
http://www.upmyownass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/happy-cat.jpg
"claws suck"
They've got knives in their fingertips. That does not suck.
"never try to save you"
That's just 'cause you're even more useless.
"No tricks"
They do tricks. You just have to figure out how to interpret them.
"the make your house fucking stink"
I don't know what "the make your house" means, so I'll ignore this one.
"they dont want to play with you"
The scars on my arms are proof against that. They play plenty!
"they kill babies"
Who needs babies anyways?
"floppy"
All the better to use as towels.

Now, dogs on the other hand...
We may as well just throw them all into the ocean. Pff.

Man that's some bullshit you people saying cats are useless. If my cat saw this garbage she'd probably add a few human lives to the list of things she kills. Like - 100 wasps, a butterfly, 3 birds, 75 spiders, 2 humans. How many things have you killed? probably not as many as my cat so GTFO. You're useless. All you do is play SC fatty.

I'm useless because I don't kill spiders and butterflies?

Roaches
Mice
TZ

I kill spiders and butterflies

Oh yeah, cats are useful just because they are cute.