Challenge someone to a rap battle. Pwn them.

I challenge NerdyTerdy!

Here it goes: Nerdyterdy is a bitch, he's stuck in a ditch, his brain has a glitch. Oooh!

Just kidding Nerdy, you're awesome .

No flaming lil-inferno
Cause if you know
Flaming will get you a ban
And you'll cut your own hand
And make a emo group band
And you'll get mad Scene fans

I just lyrically, clearly, physically, internetlly killed you
Who do you think you are? Some kinda dumb foo?
I'll make you eat my fresh poo
And make you doo doo!

I seriously love pie
In the sky
With a fly
And a guy
With a tie
And I sigh
Whenever I see pie

You got served! Actually, I suck at rapping .

Lol. <3

My story is like no other, I have no brother
Starting from nothing and changing it to something, pushing and shoving is part of the game
Struggling to bring my raps up to first class, never knew how bad the itch was until I scratched
If you want to challenge me then when's the first match
Strike one, two, three, shouldn't have fucked with me, would it seem too hard to shut up and look at me, read my lips, who is the punk now, bitch!
Yes, this seems like a diss because it is, when this flow is over you're gonna be the only one who pissed, now do you catch my drift, you ain't shit to me, just one step up from the whole jist
Want me to keep going, bringin' the free and putting style to it, go on girl get wild wit it, call me c-pimp spendin c-notes murder was what she wrote over your head click click......

^.^

Do you know who I am?
I'm the one who puts the butter on your yam
I am the leader of clan Chef
You might as well call me a ref
Cause I make the decisions in Battle.Net
Everyone there is obviously my pet
I will destroy you and make you recoil
Recycle you and make you into my foil
Wrap my sandwich with it
Fit it and eat it
Then work out
Because that's what I'm all about
I know you're in jealousy
Why are you always sweatin' me?
Just because my rhymes are better
It makes your bottom wetter
You ain't worth my time
Your rhymes aint worth a dime
So heres some money
Because being broke isnt funny
Solve this riddle
And I'll buy you a McGriddle
At Mickey D's

Yo Echo
Who the fuck you think you is?
Some sort of Gekko?
Go do that Thriller Commercial
For that Sobe infomercial
You might put the butter on my yam
But all you do is spam
So get the fuck outta here
You're not even old enough to drink beer
I'll stomp you like a kid with ants
Who the fuck even wears baggy pants
anymore you stupid internet whore
Trying to act all hard and shit
I bet you can't even spit
Better rhymes that me
Can't you see? Just quit this game
You can't reach my fame
Status
Battle Us
And You finished.

Hello and hi, I'm the guy
You may not win but give it a spin
But if you do succeed
Send me some weed
Or some pie
For which I'd die

Boom CHH!
Boom CHH!
Boom CHH!

I bet you couldn't, you can't, you won't
Beat me in a rap
You freaking hack!
Good luck, good job, and kick @$$!

I'm just spewing out nonsense . What? No competition, you guys scared of my rapping skills? .

lil-inferno
didn't you know?
Pie doesn't grow on trees
So it's obviously not free
and uh, drugs are bad
So don't go with that fad
These kids grow up to be hipsters
And they end up ripsters
Poor and broke on the streets
Making crazy beats
And beating their meats
Do you want to end up like them?
I thought not, so grab paper and pen
Take some notes
And I'll teach you how not to sink your boat
Go to school, because thats for people who are cool
Eat your vitamins, if not, thats a health sin
Listen to your parents, someday you'll have kids and be their barrons
And excercise, if not, you'll be in small size
In height, and down there
Where you make your babies, not rabies.

LOLZ

yo homes, to bel air!

You act like you mackin it,
but your just rappin it,
thinkin of the rhymes you spit,
but all your time is sh*t,
your just afraid to mitt, (admit)
that all you do it quit,
not just at all your work,
but when your a jerk.

/me drops mike and walks off stage because he knows he won!

This was an great idea for a thread!!!!!

Yo man, it's the 21st century
Why you gotta be acting all Elementary?
I won't follow that fad,
because drugs are bad,
However, I am yo' dad!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, yo homes smell you later!
Looked at the house, and I was finally there
Sittin on the throne, as the prince of bel-air

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This was an great idea for a thread!!!!!

Thanks, it was my idea

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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo homes to Bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie yo, homes smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air

Right, I'm not allowed to gain minerals from this

Take a roll with those dice,
because think that your nice,
all you eat is rice,
your gonna need some ice
because your heads in a vice,
but you better think twice,
when you just ate some mice...

You're rhymes are a little wack
And so is your breath
So go buy some tic tacs
Your freestyle lacks
Rhythm and meaning
Which is seeming to be beaming
At a direction of failure
So go and just mail yourself away
Or just stay away from my area of advantage
Step closer and You'll need some bandage
I'll hurt you like a bear's maul
To me I'm 2pac and your Biggie Smalls

Ban ban, ban JordanN,
ban ban, ban JordanN,
he is not a fan
so he must be ban,
he is not the man
so he must be ban,
all he writes is spam
so he must be ban,
ban ban, ban JordanN,
ban ban, ban JordanN!!!

Lol, JK Just had to make something rhyme with your name thats all.

Unless you say Jor DAN, ban doesn't really rhyme with it

I think I won.

There was this one time not too long ago
Echo saw this one girl that made his heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a hoe
If he made her his girl, his life would be whole

He's never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me he's tried, but to no avail
When he flirts with girls, he always fails

Echo, Echo, Echo can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

Owned .