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100% Cocoa

Mar 24 2008, 4:23 am
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Mar 24 2008, 4:23 am

Moose Post #1

We live in a society.

I have one of these lying around:

Normally I wouldn't buy that unless I was baking or something, but I said "100%? AWESOME!" and wanted to eat it. My friends told me it was a bad idea to eat that, but I reminded them that it's the only way I could learn. After consuming a few squares, my mouth couldn't take any more. So I have the rest of this bar of 100% cocoa and I'm asking you: WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT? Make the ultimate hot cocoa? Make my own supersweetened chocolate? Slip it in people's food? I'm open to suggestions.

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Mar 24 2008, 4:33 am

InsolubleFluff Post #2

make your own chocolate then melt it to make rice crispies cakes then sell them to orphans for money to buy more 100% cocoa!

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Mar 24 2008, 4:40 am

Syphon Post #3

Make chocolate flavoured jell-o.

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Mar 24 2008, 4:42 am

A_of-s_t Post #4

aka idmontie

Quote from Syphon

Make chocolate flavoured jell-o.

AKA Pudding.

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Mar 24 2008, 5:10 am

InsolubleFluff Post #5

ROFL!!!

Or you could do a remix of 50 cents - candy shop and have everyone dressed as cocoa beans and be like "I take u to the cocoa shop" *duh duh duh duhhhh* "give you a taste of what i got" *duh duh duh duhhhhh* "go ahead moose dont you stop" *duh duh duh duhhhh*

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Mar 24 2008, 5:48 am

Corbo Post #6

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Make brownies & hot chocolate to eat them with it.

fuck you all

Mar 24 2008, 8:17 am

EzDay281 Post #7

I had a bar of 99% cocao chocolate in my cupboard. xP
...
As for that:
I would eat it.

>.> <.<

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Mar 24 2008, 12:06 pm JordanN Post #8

Quote from Mini Moose 2707

I have one of these lying around:
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT?

Mail me one... NAO!

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Mar 24 2008, 12:55 pm

MadZombie Post #9

Throw it away >;l

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Mar 24 2008, 1:07 pm

Doodan Post #10

CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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Mar 24 2008, 6:27 pm

Syphon Post #11

Quote from A_of-s_t

Quote from Syphon

Make chocolate flavoured jell-o.

AKA Pudding.

You have no idea what pudding and/or jell-o are? Pudding is not a gelatin.

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Mar 24 2008, 6:36 pm

FlyingHat Post #12

Send me a square.

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Mar 24 2008, 7:53 pm UNORiGiNAL Post #13

1. Eat more
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!

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Mar 24 2008, 8:44 pm

Symmetry Post #14

Dungeon Master

Bake with it. Eat product.

Mar 24 2008, 8:54 pm

Centreri Post #15

Relatively ancient and inactive

That looks hawt. Mix it with chocolate or vanilla ice cream. Then post pics of it and of you eating it and we'll post pics of how desperate we are for some of it.

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Mar 24 2008, 9:09 pm JordanN Post #16

Or eat the bar and buy another one and think of what to do with it.
http://shop.ghirardelli.com/category-exec/category_id/30/nm/Chocolate_Bars

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Mar 24 2008, 9:42 pm

Moose Post #17

We live in a society.

Quote from Syphon

Quote from A_of-s_t

Quote from Syphon

Make chocolate flavoured jell-o.

AKA Pudding.

You have no idea what pudding and/or jell-o are? Pudding is not a gelatin.

You have no idea about Jello's chocolate pudding?

Mar 24 2008, 10:22 pm

The Starport Post #18

Make a 5 gallon keg of hot coco with it. Then spike it.
????
Profit!

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Mar 24 2008, 10:24 pm

MadZombie Post #19

hmm, do they have chocolate flavored alchohal?

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Mar 24 2008, 10:55 pm

Syphon Post #20

Quote from Mini Moose 2707

Quote from Syphon

Quote from A_of-s_t

Quote from Syphon

Make chocolate flavoured jell-o.

AKA Pudding.

You have no idea what pudding and/or jell-o are? Pudding is not a gelatin.

You have no idea about Jello's chocolate pudding?

I said jell-o the depreciated noun for gelatin dessert, not Jell-O the name brand of snack packs. :mad:

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