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KILL THE RETARDS
Made by: Dem0nS1ayer & Heinermann
Ideas by: lil-Inferno
Made by: Dem0nS1ayer & Heinermann
Ideas by: lil-Inferno
DETAILS
- Terrain: Badlands
- Genre: Sandbox
- Number of Players: 5
- Map Size: 128 x 128
- File Size: 204kb
SUMMARY
Roam through the map with a defiler and a ghost and kill the retards! With an almost infinite amount of retards and numerous ways to kill them, you'll never get bored! Also, there are achievements for even more fun!
Use your defiler's dark swarm to lure the retards to a specific spot. Wherever you place a dark swarm, that's where they will go. You can also use the dark swarm to open/close doors by swarming the white buildings next to them. Some of the buildings will become operational when the doors close and there are retards inside. Use your ghost to nuke the retards or just shoot them with your gun!
Roam through the map with a defiler and a ghost and kill the retards! With an almost infinite amount of retards and numerous ways to kill them, you'll never get bored! Also, there are achievements for even more fun!
Use your defiler's dark swarm to lure the retards to a specific spot. Wherever you place a dark swarm, that's where they will go. You can also use the dark swarm to open/close doors by swarming the white buildings next to them. Some of the buildings will become operational when the doors close and there are retards inside. Use your ghost to nuke the retards or just shoot them with your gun!
WAYS TO KILL THEM
- Throw them off a cliff
- Send them to the gas chamber
- Drown them in the pool
- Burn them in the cremation chamber
- Chop them up in the meat-grinding machine
- Nuke them
- Hang them [not yet implemented]
- Shoot them
- Send them to the zoo and unleash the rhinos [not yet implemented]
- Electrocute them
- Blow up oil drums
ACHIEVEMENTS
- Bellyflop - Kick retards into the pool 25 times collectively
- I Could Get Used To This - Kill your first retard
- Rifleman - Kill 20 retards with an Exterminator (ghost); not sure if this one works properly
- Orkin Man - Kill 75 retards with an Exterminator; not sure if this one works properly
- Animal Abuser - Kill an animal in the zoo
- PETA's Most Wanted - Kill 5 Animals In The Zoo
- Radiation - Kill 100 retards with a nuke
- Nuclear Holocaust - Kill 200 retards with a nuke
- Zookeeper - Break a rhino out of its cage and mount it [doesn't work]
- Gas Leak - Put 100 retards in the gas chamber
- Smoker's Lung - Put 100 retards in the cremation chamber
- Zombie Movie - Have a black retard die first
- Me And Mah Niggaz - Have a white retard die first
- Fresh Meat - Put 20 retards into the processing plant
- Easily Amused - Play the game for over 30 minutes
- BP Copycat - Blow up all oil drums [doesn't work]
- Static Shock - Electrocute a retard
- This. Is. SPARTA! - Kill 300 retards
- Field Trip - Have a rhino eat a retard in the zoo [doesn't work]
- It's A Long Way Down... - Push 50 retards off of a cliff
- Adolf Junior - Kill 5,000 retards
- Gene Cleansers - Kill all retards
SCREEN SHOTS
Screen Shots
BACKGROUND INFO
So, how did this map come about? Well, y'see...
It all started one summer day in 2010 when lil-Inferno, Heinermann, and myself were sitting in op SEN on Brood War. I got a call from one of those charity drive people asking me to donate unused goods to military veterans. I, not being the adult of the household, declined because I wasn't sure if we actually had anything to give away. After the call ended, I went onto Brood War and explained how I always feel bad about declining things like that. The three of us got into a discussion about those kinds of phone calls, and lil-Inferno said that, instead of helping retarded people, he just wanted to kill them (jokingly). He began listing ideas on how to kill them, such as pushing them down the stairs. We began to branch out ideas from there, and I thought about making a map where you kill retarded people. Heinermann and I started to working on the map while lil-Inferno continued to give us ideas. Heinermann made the backbone of the map; he created the murdering devices and triggered them. After he was finished with that, I went back and added some more of my own. Additionally, I added achievements to make the game more fun. I eventually got bored with the map and completely forgot about it until now, which is why I'm presenting it to all you people on SEN. There are still some things on the map that are unfinished, such as the zoo and the gallows, but the majority of the map is done. I probably won't go back and add the things, but if I get really bored one day, I may do it.
So, how did this map come about? Well, y'see...
It all started one summer day in 2010 when lil-Inferno, Heinermann, and myself were sitting in op SEN on Brood War. I got a call from one of those charity drive people asking me to donate unused goods to military veterans. I, not being the adult of the household, declined because I wasn't sure if we actually had anything to give away. After the call ended, I went onto Brood War and explained how I always feel bad about declining things like that. The three of us got into a discussion about those kinds of phone calls, and lil-Inferno said that, instead of helping retarded people, he just wanted to kill them (jokingly). He began listing ideas on how to kill them, such as pushing them down the stairs. We began to branch out ideas from there, and I thought about making a map where you kill retarded people. Heinermann and I started to working on the map while lil-Inferno continued to give us ideas. Heinermann made the backbone of the map; he created the murdering devices and triggered them. After he was finished with that, I went back and added some more of my own. Additionally, I added achievements to make the game more fun. I eventually got bored with the map and completely forgot about it until now, which is why I'm presenting it to all you people on SEN. There are still some things on the map that are unfinished, such as the zoo and the gallows, but the majority of the map is done. I probably won't go back and add the things, but if I get really bored one day, I may do it.
DISCLAIMER
The three of us (lil-Inferno, Heinermann, and myself) have no problems with retarded people. This map is simply for relaxation and comical purposes. Don't come at us with pitchforks saying that we're insensitive jerks!
The three of us (lil-Inferno, Heinermann, and myself) have no problems with retarded people. This map is simply for relaxation and comical purposes. Don't come at us with pitchforks saying that we're insensitive jerks!
Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Jul 1 2014, 6:27 pm by Dem0n.
