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Dominion recruitment
Jun 17 2010, 6:00 am
By: ClansAreForGays  

Jun 17 2010, 6:00 am ClansAreForGays Post #1



http://us.starcraft2.com/dominion/

Take the test and report what unit you turn out to be. I'm a firebat :flamer:




Jun 17 2010, 6:25 am fat_flying_pigs Post #2



LOL
I'm a Thor Pilot
http://us.starcraft2.com/dominion/entrance-personality-thor.xml?rhtml=yes



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Jun 17 2010, 7:30 am MillenniumArmy Post #3



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You Have Been Chosen To Become a
Viking Pilot

From your answers, it's clear that living life to its fullest has never been a problem for you. While you pride yourself on having survived over a dozen high-speed hoverbike crashes, the Dominion has taken note of the threat that your wild antics pose to the population at large. Fortunately, we've been looking for an adventurous individual just like you to pilot our newest anti-air and ground-support weapon system. We call it the viking, a modern marvel capable of reconfiguring between an air-superiority fighter and an assault walker. You are hereby summoned to the nearest starport to begin flight school. Make no mistake: only the most skilled pilots will ever master the viking. But if you do, fame and glory await!




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Jun 17 2010, 1:09 pm Biophysicist Post #4



Imma rine QQ



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Jun 17 2010, 2:00 pm Centreri Post #5

Relatively ancient and inactive

VIIIKKIIING! YEAAAAHR

VIKING PILOT
From your answers, it's clear that living life to its fullest has never been a problem for you. While you pride yourself on having survived over a dozen high-speed hoverbike crashes, the Dominion has taken note of the threat that your wild antics pose to the population at large. Fortunately, we've been looking for an adventurous individual just like you to pilot our newest anti-air and ground-support weapon system. We call it the viking, a modern marvel capable of reconfiguring between an air-superiority fighter and an assault walker. You are hereby summoned to the nearest starport to begin flight school. Make no mistake: only the most skilled pilots will ever master the viking. But if you do, fame and glory await!



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Jun 17 2010, 2:32 pm Demented Shaman Post #6



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You Have Been Chosen To Become a Firebat

Well, look who has an appetite for destruction… or self-destruction. We'd just as soon incarcerate your kind for recklessly endangering our way of life, but we trust your insatiable desire to incinerate living things will prove valuable on the battlefield after a bit of "resoc" on Korhal IV. Never heard of it? It's like a vacation for the mind. Report to the nearest barracks at 0600 tomorrow morning, as we want you to don the CMC-660 Heavy Combat Suit and go light up some bad guys. So long as you go where you're told, you'll have your chance to quench that carnal, destructive thirst of yours. Go wild. Show the enemy what happens when they denounce the emperor's authority. Your questionable ethics and lust for destruction make you the ideal candidate for the Dominion's firebats!
I'm a fucking badass.



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Jun 17 2010, 7:19 pm Dem0n Post #7

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Marine. Fear my rifle.




Jun 17 2010, 8:56 pm Ahli Post #8

I do stuff and thingies... Try widening and reducing the number of small nooks and crannies to correct the problem.

Marine.




Jun 18 2010, 2:41 pm Crimson Magnum Post #9

Shogun

Viking Pilot.



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Jun 18 2010, 3:12 pm 13Stallion Post #10



Thor Pilot



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Jun 18 2010, 4:22 pm Ashamed Post #11

Hear me Raor!!

I am teh bat!



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Jun 18 2010, 4:25 pm Devourer Post #12

Hello

Quote from 13Stallion
Thor Pilot
same



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Jun 18 2010, 6:28 pm Centreri Post #13

Relatively ancient and inactive

Viking > All.



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Jun 18 2010, 9:22 pm Jack Post #14

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

I got Viking :D



Red classic.

"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."

Jun 18 2010, 10:04 pm Queen-Gambit Post #15



medic
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You Have Been Chosen To Become a Medic

Your compassion for your fellow citizen is truly touching. Fortunately for you, our great empire needs a few softies to brave the field of battle -- not for engaging in combat, but for tending to the wounded meatheads we’re expecting to protect our way of life. It turns out the medivacs are eating into our treasury anyway; and your loyalty to the empire and love for humanity prove to be valuable sources of energy for rescuing the cannon fodder we send into harm's way. Don't worry. You'll be perfectly safe. Trust us. We're shipping you off to the barracks at 0600 tomorrow morning. You are hereby recruited to serve in the Dominion's combat medic program!

I want to be a thor!!!

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jun 18 2010, 10:09 pm by Queen-Gambit.



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Jun 20 2010, 5:48 am KrayZee Post #16



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You Have Been Chosen To Become a Ghost

As you've guessed by now, this has all been a test. We know that you've always felt... different. When your mom told you that you were "special" for hearing voices in your head, she wasn't kidding. Our wranglers have identified you as an individual with tremendous psionic abilities. However, until you learn how to control these abilities, you pose a danger to yourself and everyone around you. Luckily, the Dominion has a place for "special" people like you -- the Ghost Academy. You are hereby recruited into this elite institute to train as one of the Dominion's elusive ghost operatives. Pack nothing for your journey. Where you're going, your past life is irrelevant.




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Jun 20 2010, 6:25 am BlueWolf Post #17



Marine



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Jun 20 2010, 7:28 am DavidJCobb Post #18



Ghost reportin'.



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Jun 20 2010, 6:56 pm ImagoDeo Post #19



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You have been chosen to become an SCV Pilot!

Have you ever dreamt of exploring distant planets and then working overtime there for minimum wage? Well, your dreams have been answered, pardner! It just so happens that the Dominion has a use for your undying loyalty and pathetic fear of the battlefield frontlines. You're ordered to report to the command center on Mar Sara at 0600 tomorrow morning, as we're strapping you into one of our T-280 Space Construction Vehicles! The only exotic planets you'll be seeing are the ones we need to establish a stronghold on and wipe the enemy from. You'll serve your emperor well by becoming a glorified construction worker. You are hereby recruited as an SCV pilot to maintain the infrastructure of our military outposts, supply trains, and support buildings. Now go get 'em!

:><:



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Jun 20 2010, 8:28 pm Sand Wraith Post #20

she/her

I got Ghost on my "honest" try.
I got Marine on my "pick the funniest" try.




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